bigjake (Jake powers up as Page of Hope)

JADE: sorry jake you heard the lady
JADE: youre making a royal mess of the place
JADE: so im gonna have to zap you to the furthest ring!
JADE: what im saying is youve been very naughty and rambunctious so now you have to go outside

JADE: why cant i zap you away!

JADE: augh shut up!
JADE: your booming cornball exclamations are hurting my doggy ears!!!
JADE: come on jade
JADE: focus!
JADE: FOCUS damn you!

JADE: grrr!
JADE: its so hard to concentrate while i have to stare at his STUPID little shorts!
JADE: i didnt ask for this jake!
JADE: i never wanted to see my grandpa in a sexy pair of underpants!!!

JANE: What's the hold up?
JADE: my powers...
JADE: cant seem...
JADE: to penetrate...
JADE: THE HOPE FIELD!!!
JADE: *pant pant*

JADE: ALSO HE KEEPS DOING THAT!!!
JANE: So I have overheard.
JANE: Jake, your righteous ascension has been quite impressive.
JANE: But that is incredibly annoying.

JANE: Oh, for Pete's sake.

ARANEA: Well?
ARANEA: I thought you said you were going to su8due me.
ARANEA: I'm w8ting, miss Crocker.
JANE: What game are you playing, troll?
JANE: State your designs on my future husband.
ARANEA: Don't worry. I am only 8orrowing him temporarily as an equalizing force.
ARANEA: And once he has finished equalizing, I will tear your empire apart. ::::)
JANE: You will do no such thing.
ARANEA: Then it would seem the next move is yours.
ARANEA: I trust your weapon is not just for show.
ARANEA: Or did Her Condescension see fit to equip her heiress with a training fork?
JANE: .
JANE: .
JANE: My calculations say that it is highly probable you are enticing me into a trap.
ARANEA: It's no trap, I assure you.
ARANEA: I simply cannot 8e killed.
ARANEA: You see, as long as a certain charm remains in my possession, I am immortal.
ARANEA: Even more immortal than usual!
JANE: More immortal than usual??
ARANEA: Yes.
JANE: .
JANE: .
JANE: .
JANE: That's stupid.

JANE: Good gravy.
JANE: Can't you shut him up?
ARANEA: Sadly, no.

JADE: dont you remember when we used to be pen pals jake?
JADE: how many times did i help you solve a tricky problem?
JADE: i am very very clever
JADE: whereas you...
JADE: lets face it
JADE: are not :p

JADE: you call that powering up?
JADE: hey i asked you a question gramps!
JADE: YOU CALL THAT POWERING UP?

JADE: i will show you the true meaning of powering up
JADE: frankly your "hope field" is ridiculous and has nothing on the unlimited fury of THE GREEN SUN!!!

JADE: no...

JADE: dont you realize who youre DEALING with?
JADE: i am GRIMBARK JADE dammit!

JADE: I AM THE MOST POWERFUL DOGGY GIRL

JADE: WHO HAS EVER EXISTED

JADE: IN THE HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JADE: ooooof

DIRK: I am Brain Ghost Dirk.
DIRK: You kissed my boyfriend.
DIRK: Prepare to die.

DIRK: Not helping, dude.

DIRK: JAKE, YOUR HOPE FIELD IS DISSIPATING!
DIRK: COME ON MAN, YOU DON'T NEED TO RELY ON HER TO KEEP BELIEVING!
DIRK: TRY AND HOLD YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FOR JUST A LITTLE LONGER!

DIRK: GOD DAMN IT, JAKE!

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