* Transcript: "bigjake (Jake powers up as Page of Hope)" * Permalink: http://readmspa.org/transcripts/6_008501.txt * Pretty HTML version: http://readmspa.org/transcripts/6_008501 * (This is a mix of regular story text and words transcribed from inline images) JAKE: TALLY HO JADE: sorry jake you heard the lady JADE: youre making a royal mess of the place JADE: so im gonna have to zap you to the furthest ring! JADE: what im saying is youve been very naughty and rambunctious so now you have to go outside JAKE: GADZOOKS JADE: why cant i zap you away! JAKE: BOY HOWDY JADE: augh shut up! JADE: your booming cornball exclamations are hurting my doggy ears!!! JADE: come on jade JADE: focus! JADE: FOCUS damn you! JADE: grrr! JADE: its so hard to concentrate while i have to stare at his STUPID little shorts! JADE: i didnt ask for this jake! JADE: i never wanted to see my grandpa in a sexy pair of underpants!!! JAKE: HOLY TOLEDO JANE: What's the hold up? JADE: my powers... JADE: cant seem... JADE: to penetrate... JADE: THE HOPE FIELD!!! JADE: *pant pant* JAKE: LAND SAKES ALIVE JADE: ALSO HE KEEPS DOING THAT!!! JANE: So I have overheard. JANE: Jake, your righteous ascension has been quite impressive. JANE: But that is incredibly annoying. JAKE: HELLO NURSE JANE: Oh, for Pete's sake. ARANEA: Well? ARANEA: I thought you said you were going to su8due me. ARANEA: I'm w8ting, miss Crocker. JANE: What game are you playing, troll? JANE: State your designs on my future husband. ARANEA: Don't worry. I am only 8orrowing him temporarily as an equalizing force. ARANEA: And once he has finished equalizing, I will tear your empire apart. ::::) JANE: You will do no such thing. ARANEA: Then it would seem the next move is yours. ARANEA: I trust your weapon is not just for show. ARANEA: Or did Her Condescension see fit to equip her heiress with a training fork? JANE: . JANE: . JANE: My calculations say that it is highly probable you are enticing me into a trap. ARANEA: It's no trap, I assure you. ARANEA: I simply cannot 8e killed. ARANEA: You see, as long as a certain charm remains in my possession, I am immortal. ARANEA: Even more immortal than usual! JANE: More immortal than usual?? ARANEA: Yes. JANE: . JANE: . JANE: . JANE: That's stupid. JAKE: BY GUM JANE: Good gravy. JANE: Can't you shut him up? ARANEA: Sadly, no. JADE: dont you remember when we used to be pen pals jake? JADE: how many times did i help you solve a tricky problem? JADE: i am very very clever JADE: whereas you... JADE: lets face it JADE: are not :p JAKE: AY CHIHUAHUA JAKE: BOBS YOUR UNCLE JADE: you call that powering up? JADE: hey i asked you a question gramps! JADE: YOU CALL THAT POWERING UP? JAKE: JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT JADE: i will show you the true meaning of powering up JADE: frankly your "hope field" is ridiculous and has nothing on the unlimited fury of THE GREEN SUN!!! JAKE: SOCK IT TO ME JADE: no... JAKE: SHIVER ME TIMBERS JADE: dont you realize who youre DEALING with? JADE: i am GRIMBARK JADE dammit! JAKE: WIN JADE: I AM THE MOST POWERFUL DOGGY GIRL JAKE: ONE JADE: WHO HAS EVER EXISTED JAKE: FOR JADE: IN THE HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAKE: THE GIPPER JADE: ooooof DIRK: I am Brain Ghost Dirk. DIRK: You kissed my boyfriend. DIRK: Prepare to die. JAKE: SHUCKY DARN DIRK: Not helping, dude. DIRK: JAKE, YOUR HOPE FIELD IS DISSIPATING! DIRK: COME ON MAN, YOU DON'T NEED TO RELY ON HER TO KEEP BELIEVING! DIRK: TRY AND HOLD YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FOR JUST A LITTLE LONGER! JAKE: FIDDLE FADDLE DIRK: GOD DAMN IT, JAKE! JAKE: OH MY STARS AND GARTERS * Sources: * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008501 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008512 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008514 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008515 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008516 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008517 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008519 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008526 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008527 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008531 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008534 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008536 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008537 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008592 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008650 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008668 - [A6A6I2] ====> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/06598_2.gif * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/06623.gif * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/06631.gif * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/06765.gif * Generated by scripts and humans - corrections welcome! * http://readmspa.org/transcripts