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ROXY: JAKE THX FOR BOMPIN ME WITH THAT PUMPKIN I WAS BEING SUCH A SQUARE!
JAKE: MY PLEASURE ROXY!
ROXY: THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER LOL IM MAX OVERJOYED ABOUT STUFF
JANE: HIP HIP HOORAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ROXY: JANE UR RIGHT KISSIN YOU WOULD BE SUPER CATHARTIC AND MAKE UP FOR ALL MY PAST MISTAKES + FEELIN BAD ABOUT MYSELF
ROXY: OVERCOMING PERSONAL PROBLEMS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
JAKE: ROXY AND JANE THIS IS SO CAPITAL. THAT WE ARE TOGETHER LIKE THIS AND HAPPY.
JANE: I AGREE SO MUCH JAKE!
JANE: BUT THE FUN HARDLY SEEMS COMPLETE WITHOUT DIRK!
JAKE: OH GOLLY YOURE RIGHT! LETS GO SEE HIM STRAIGHTAWAY!
ROXY: WHOA HEY HOLD UP U GAIS
ROXY: BEFORE WE GO C DIRK OR GET TRIPLE MARRIED PLUS BABBIES OR WHATEVER I WANNA MAKE A PIT STOP!
JANE: A PIT STOP ROXY?
ROXY: YEAH WE GOT 2 GET FEFETA IN ON THIS SHIT!
ROXY: NOBODY EVER CONSIDERS POOR DEAR SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET FEFETA!
JAKE: OH NO! YOURE SPOT ON ROXY LETS GO GET FEFETA AND MAKE THIS PARTY THAT MUCH SWEETER.
ROXY: DAMN STRAIGHT
ROXY: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!
ROXY: WHO WANTS TO GET WASTED!
JANE: OOH! ME! ME!
JAKE: I DO! I DO!
ROXY: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
ROXY: I <3 BOOZE WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING GIVIN IT UP!
JANE: WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES ROXY!
JAKE: YES THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE LEARN FROM THEM AND THEN SOLVE OUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS BY FACING THEM HEAD ON!
ROXY: LMAO YEAH
ERISOLSPRITE: can you plea2e ju2t leavve me here twwo diie.
JAKE: NOT A CHANCE WISE GUY! YOURE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!
ERISOLSPRITE: thii2 ii2 iit.
ERISOLSPRITE: thii2 ii2 my punii2hment for doiin evvill terriible thiing2 when ii u2ed twwo be livvin people.
ERISOLSPRITE: ii gue22 ii de2ervve thii2 and yet...
ERISOLSPRITE: nobody de2ervve2 thii2.
ERISOLSPRITE: nobody.
JAKE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JANE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ROXY: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JANE: DIRK!
JAKE: DIRK!
ROXY: DIRK!
JANE: DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!
JAKE: DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!
ROXY: DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!
JANE: DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK!
JAKE: DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK!
ROXY: DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK!
DIRK: Son of a fuck.
ROXY: NOITICE ANYTHIG DIFFERENT A BOUT US DIRG?
DIRK: I think so.
DIRK: Did you decide to forfeit anything resembling dignity for the rest of your lives, along with the hope of accomplishing anything constructive ever again?
ROXY: NO U SILLAY GOOF
ROXY: THE DIFFEFRENCE IS THAAAT...........
ROXY: WE SOVLED ALL OUR PERSPONAL PROBLEMZ!!!!!!111111
DIRK: Roxy, are you drunk?
DIRK: I mean, in addition to being high on something, and magically insane.
ROXY: THEN ONLY THING I M DRONK ON
ROXY: IS GOOD FEELINS DUDE TO FACING ALL MAY PROBELEMS IN STEAD OF RUN AWAY
ROXY: PLUST ALSO
ROXY: MEYBE A LIIIIIIL ALOCOHOL
ROXY: BUP THAS IT!!!!!!HICCUP!!!!!
DIRK: Solved all your problems?
DIRK: Yeah. You guys look like you're in great shape.
ROXY: ITCH SO TRUUUE
ROXY: YOU SHOUL TRY IT
DIRK: Try what?
ROXY: SOLVOING UR PRO PROS
ROXY: (THOZE WHAT IMA CALL PROBLAMS NOW)
DIRK: Fuck off. My problems are fine.
ROXY: WHATCH ILL GO FORST
ROXY: DIRK DID UUUUUUUUUUU NO
ROXY: I GOTS THIS YUGE FUGGIN CRUNCH ON YOU?
DIRK: Yes.
ROXY: OH MY GAAAWD IDS SO GOOD TO GEH THAT OFF MY SHEST!
ROXY: WE SHUD GET MARRY DORK U WANNA GET MARRY ME?
DIRK: Uh. No?
ROXY: BUT WEERE ALL GETTIN MARRIAD EVERT 1 IS DOING IS
ROXY: JANE JAKE MEE ALL GETING WAY FUCKIN BETHROTHED UP IN HERE
ROXY: NO 2 MENTION SOME BABS IN THA WORSK ;)
ROXY: (IMPLAYING THAT SEXXX HAPENS!)
DIRK: Roxy, even if blurting out random ass confessions in any way constitutes "solving personal problems," it's not like that was ever a secret.
DIRK: I always knew you liked me. You told me practically every fucking day.
ROXY: OKAY YES!
ROXY: THATIS TRUE E NUFF
ROXY: BUNT I NEVER SAID LESS GET MARRIED && HAVE SOME BOBIES DID I?
DIRK: No, you've actually suggested that too. A number of times.
ROXY: OH
ROXY: I DID?
ROXY: FFFFFFFFFFF
ROXY: WELL
ROXY: THITS TIME
ROXY: I GOT...........
ROXY: A WEDDIN RING!!!!!!!!!!!
ROXY: CMERE STRIDE
ROXY: PUTCH THIS FUCKER ON
DIRK: No!
ROXY: COME OOOOOOOOOOON DRIK!
ROXY: JUSK PUP IT ON
ROXY: YOU WOULD BE HEPLIN ME SLOVE A PORSONAL PROBALM!
DIRK: Stop it.
ROXY: URS 2!
ROXY: DONT YOU WANT YUR DUMB PROPROS TO GTFO
DIRK: This won't solve any problems, and you're all fucking morons!
ROXY: NO DIRT DONK U SEE? WERE HAPPY NOW!
ROXY: BYE BYE CHALENGING INSTERPERSOGNAL ISSUES 44444444444 EVAR!
DIRK: You're not happy! You're demented! And how exactly does it solve any of your problems getting all candied up to go flushing however months of sobriety down the toilet???
ROXY: BECAUSE UM
ROXY: UM
ROXY: DONOT CHANCE THE SUBJESK STRIDERK
ROXY: YOU GOT 2 KISS ME WHILT I WAS DEAD
ROXY: THAT WASNT FAIR!
ROXY: HELP ME RECITIFY THIS PROBLEM OF MINE
ROXY: WHEREIN I HAVE NO RECOILECTION OF OUR SWEET SNOG ;D
DIRK: No way!
ROXY: DIRCH
ROXY: RING NOW
ROXY: BRINK MAKEOUTS
DIRK: Get away from me!
DIRK: I have a sword!!!
ROXY: SCREW UR MANIME SORD...........
ROXY: MARRY ME AN HAFE MY BOIBIES!!!!!!!!!!!
DIRK: I'll use it, I swear!
DIRK: It's sharp!
DIRK: And it's awesome!
DIRK: And...
DIRK: It's a sword!!!
ROXY: SHUSH YOU MOUTH AND MAKE BEAEBIFUL LOAF 2 UR FUSHURE WIVE!
DIRK: I'M TOO FUCKING COOL FOR THIS!!!!!
ROXY: MMPHMHPHMMHMMFFMFMPHMPHMMPHMMF!
DIRK: MMPHMHPHMMHMMFFMFMPHMPHMMPHMMF!
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> You there. Small servant with the umbrella
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Fetch me a towel at once