* Transcript: "trickroxytxts (Tricksters Jane, Jake and Roxy)"
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ROXY:JAKE THX FOR BOMPIN ME WITH THAT PUMPKIN I WAS BEING SUCH A SQUARE!
JAKE:MY PLEASURE ROXY!
ROXY:THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER LOL IM MAX OVERJOYED ABOUT STUFF
JANE:HIP HIP HOORAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ROXY:JANE UR RIGHT KISSIN YOU WOULD BE SUPER CATHARTIC AND MAKE UP FOR ALL MY PAST MISTAKES + FEELIN BAD ABOUT MYSELF
ROXY:OVERCOMING PERSONAL PROBLEMS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
JAKE:ROXY AND JANE THIS IS SO CAPITAL. THAT WE ARE TOGETHER LIKE THIS AND HAPPY.
JANE:I AGREE SO MUCH JAKE!
JANE:BUT THE FUN HARDLY SEEMS COMPLETE WITHOUT DIRK!
JAKE:OH GOLLY YOURE RIGHT! LETS GO SEE HIM STRAIGHTAWAY!
ROXY:WHOA HEY HOLD UP U GAIS
ROXY:BEFORE WE GO C DIRK OR GET TRIPLE MARRIED PLUS BABBIES OR WHATEVER I WANNA MAKE A PIT STOP!
JANE:A PIT STOP ROXY?
ROXY:YEAH WE GOT 2 GET FEFETA IN ON THIS SHIT!
ROXY:NOBODY EVER CONSIDERS POOR DEAR SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET FEFETA!
JAKE:OH NO! YOURE SPOT ON ROXY LETS GO GET FEFETA AND MAKE THIS PARTY THAT MUCH SWEETER.
ROXY:DAMN STRAIGHT
ROXY:HEY!!!!!!!!!!!
ROXY:WHO WANTS TO GET WASTED!
JANE:OOH! ME! ME!
JAKE:I DO! I DO!
ROXY:WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
ROXY:I <3 BOOZE WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING GIVIN IT UP!
JANE:WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES ROXY!
JAKE:YES THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE LEARN FROM THEM AND THEN SOLVE OUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS BY FACING THEM HEAD ON!
ROXY:LMAO YEAH
ERISOLSPRITE: can you plea2e ju2t leavve me here twwo diie.
JAKE:NOT A CHANCE WISE GUY! YOURE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!
ERISOLSPRITE: thii2 ii2 iit.
ERISOLSPRITE: thii2 ii2 my punii2hment for doiin evvill terriible thiing2 when ii u2ed twwo be livvin people.
ERISOLSPRITE: ii gue22 ii de2ervve thii2 and yet...
ERISOLSPRITE: nobody de2ervve2 thii2.
ERISOLSPRITE: nobody.
JAKE:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JANE:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ROXY:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


JANE:DIRK!
JAKE:DIRK!
ROXY:DIRK!


JANE:DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!
JAKE:DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!
ROXY:DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!


JANE:DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK!
JAKE:DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK!
ROXY:DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK!
DIRK: Son of a fuck.


ROXY:NOITICE ANYTHIG DIFFERENT A BOUT US DIRG?
DIRK: I think so.
DIRK: Did you decide to forfeit anything resembling dignity for the rest of your lives, along with the hope of accomplishing anything constructive ever again?
ROXY:NO U SILLAY GOOF
ROXY:THE DIFFEFRENCE IS THAAAT...........
ROXY:WE SOVLED ALL OUR PERSPONAL PROBLEMZ!!!!!!111111
DIRK: Roxy, are you drunk?
DIRK: I mean, in addition to being high on something, and magically insane.


ROXY:THEN ONLY THING I M DRONK ON
ROXY:IS GOOD FEELINS DUDE TO FACING ALL MAY PROBELEMS IN STEAD OF RUN AWAY
ROXY:PLUST ALSO
ROXY:MEYBE A LIIIIIIL ALOCOHOL
ROXY:BUP THAS IT!!!!!!HICCUP!!!!!
DIRK: Solved all your problems?
DIRK: Yeah. You guys look like you're in great shape.
ROXY:ITCH SO TRUUUE
ROXY:YOU SHOUL TRY IT
DIRK: Try what?
ROXY:SOLVOING UR PRO PROS
ROXY:(THOZE WHAT IMA CALL PROBLAMS NOW)
DIRK: Fuck off. My problems are fine.
ROXY:WHATCH ILL GO FORST
ROXY:DIRK DID UUUUUUUUUUU NO
ROXY:I GOTS THIS YUGE FUGGIN CRUNCH ON YOU?
DIRK: Yes.
ROXY:OH MY GAAAWD IDS SO GOOD TO GEH THAT OFF MY SHEST!
ROXY:WE SHUD GET MARRY DORK U WANNA GET MARRY ME?
DIRK: Uh. No?
ROXY:BUT WEERE ALL GETTIN MARRIAD EVERT 1 IS DOING IS
ROXY:JANE JAKE MEE ALL GETING WAY FUCKIN BETHROTHED UP IN HERE
ROXY:NO 2 MENTION SOME BABS IN THA WORSK ;)
ROXY:(IMPLAYING THAT SEXXX HAPENS!)
DIRK: Roxy, even if blurting out random ass confessions in any way constitutes "solving personal problems," it's not like that was ever a secret.
DIRK: I always knew you liked me. You told me practically every fucking day.


ROXY:OKAY YES!
ROXY:THATIS TRUE E NUFF
ROXY:BUNT I NEVER SAID LESS GET MARRIED && HAVE SOME BOBIES DID I?
DIRK: No, you've actually suggested that too. A number of times.
ROXY:OH
ROXY:I DID?
ROXY:FFFFFFFFFFF
ROXY:WELL
ROXY:THITS TIME
ROXY:I GOT...........
ROXY:A WEDDIN RING!!!!!!!!!!!
ROXY:CMERE STRIDE
ROXY:PUTCH THIS FUCKER ON
DIRK: No!


ROXY:COME OOOOOOOOOOON DRIK!
ROXY:JUSK PUP IT ON
ROXY:YOU WOULD BE HEPLIN ME SLOVE A PORSONAL PROBALM!
DIRK: Stop it.
ROXY:URS 2!
ROXY:DONT YOU WANT YUR DUMB PROPROS TO GTFO
DIRK: This won't solve any problems, and you're all fucking morons!


ROXY:NO DIRT DONK U SEE? WERE HAPPY NOW!
ROXY:BYE BYE CHALENGING INSTERPERSOGNAL ISSUES 44444444444 EVAR!
DIRK: You're not happy! You're demented! And how exactly does it solve any of your problems getting all candied up to go flushing however months of sobriety down the toilet???
ROXY:BECAUSE UM
ROXY:UM
ROXY:DONOT CHANCE THE SUBJESK STRIDERK
ROXY:YOU GOT 2 KISS ME WHILT I WAS DEAD
ROXY:THAT WASNT FAIR!
ROXY:HELP ME RECITIFY THIS PROBLEM OF MINE
ROXY:WHEREIN I HAVE NO RECOILECTION OF OUR SWEET SNOG ;D
DIRK: No way!
ROXY:DIRCH
ROXY:RING NOW
ROXY:BRINK MAKEOUTS
DIRK: Get away from me!
DIRK: I have a sword!!!


ROXY:SCREW UR MANIME SORD...........
ROXY:MARRY ME AN HAFE MY BOIBIES!!!!!!!!!!!
DIRK: I'll use it, I swear!
DIRK: It's sharp!
DIRK: And it's awesome!
DIRK: And...
DIRK: It's a sword!!!
ROXY:SHUSH YOU MOUTH AND MAKE BEAEBIFUL LOAF 2 UR FUSHURE WIVE!
DIRK: I'M TOO FUCKING COOL FOR THIS!!!!!


ROXY:MMPHMHPHMMHMMFFMFMPHMPHMMPHMMF!
DIRK: MMPHMHPHMMHMMFFMFMPHMPHMMPHMMF!
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> You there. Small servant with the umbrella
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Fetch me a towel at once


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