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JAKE: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
JANE: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
JAKE: JANE! HEY JANE!
JANE: YES JAKE?
JAKE: JANE TAKE MY HAND AND FLY AWAY WITH ME!
JANE: OK JAKE! JAKE WHERE ARE WE GOING?
JAKE: WHY OFF TO ADVENTURE OF COURSE!
JANE: OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!
JAKE: OH JANE!
JANE: YES JAKE?
JAKE: I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID!
JAKE: ABOUT HOW YOU LOVE ME AND WANT TO MARRY ME?
JANE: YES! WHAT ABOUT THAT!
JAKE: LETS DO IT!
JAKE: LETS DO ROMANCE WITH EACH OTHER.
JANE: YOU REALLY WANT TO?
JAKE: YES!
JANE: THE KIND WHERE WE KISS AND SUCH?
JAKE: INDUBITABLY!
JAKE: IF I HAD MY DRUTHERS WED GET HITCHED HERE AND NOW!
JANE: OH YES, I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT IF WE GOT MARRIED AND KISSED A LOT!
JAKE: ALSO I BELIEVE YOU MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT BABIES?
JANE: YES! BABIES!
JAKE: I THINK YOURE RIGHT!
JAKE: WE SHOULD HAVE SO MANY BABIES TOGETHER JANE!
JANE: HOW MANY BABIES JAKE?
JAKE: OH I DONT KNOW. MAYBE...
JAKE: A ZILLION???????????
JANE: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
JAKE: IT WILL INVOLVE HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS TOGETHER!
JANE: I SHOULD HOPE SO!
JAKE: WE SHOULD COMMENCE SUCH ACTIVITIES POST HASTE!
JAKE: BUT NOT BEFORE OUR ADVENTURE!
JAKE: ARE YOU COMING MR ERISOL?
ERISOLSPRITE: fuck no.
JAKE: OH YES YOU ARE! HOP IN BUDDY!
ERISOLSPRITE: fuck you, fuck my liife, fuck liiterally evverything, fuck fuck fuck.
JANE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JAKE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JAKE: ROXY!
JANE: ROXY!
JAKE: ROXYYYYYYYYYYY!
JANE: ROXYYYYYYYYYYY!
JAKE: COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!
JANE: WE HAVE CANDY! DO YOU LIKE CANDY?
JAKE: DONT BE SILLY JANE OF COURSE SHE LIKES CANDY!
JANE: HOO HOO, YOU'RE RIGHT! EVERYONE LOVES CANDY!
JAKE: ROXY WHATS THE MATTER! DONT BE SHY!
JAKE: THERES NO REASON TO BE SHY! LOOK HOW HAPPY WE ARE!
JANE: OH YES, IT'S SO TRUE.
JANE: IT TURNS OUT WE SOLVED ALL OF OUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS FOREVER, AND NOW WE'RE IN LOVE!
JAKE: WE ARE GOING TO BE MARRIED AND HAVE MANY CHILDREN!
JANE: YES! WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO OUR WEDDING?
JANE: YOU CAN BE THE BRIDESMAID!
JAKE: YEAH! OR HECK MAYBE JUST ANOTHER BRIDE!
JANE: BUT JAKE! THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ONLY ONE BRIDE, AND THAT WILL BE ME!
JAKE: THATS TRUE JANE. BUT WHAT IF IT WOULD MAKE ROXY HAPPY TO MARRY ME AS WELL?
JANE: WOW YOU'RE RIGHT! SHUCKS, I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. YOU'RE SO SWEET AND THOUGHTFUL JAKE!
JAKE: THANKS JANE! I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT HOW IM TOO SELF CENTERED SO I THOUGHT ID TRY BEING A BETTER PERSON!
JAKE: THERES PLENTY OF ME FOR EVERYONE TO MARRY!!!!!!!!!!!
JANE: YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN' JAKE! NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN TO LET ROXY BE THE CO-BRIDE!
JAKE: INDEED. AND FOR ALL WE KNOW ROXY MAY WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH ME AS WELL!
JANE: HAHA, YEAH!
JANE: BUT ONLY AS LONG AS I GET TO HAVE SOME BABIES FIRST! I CALLED DIBS, REMEMBER?
JAKE: ABSOTIVELY POSILUTELY MY DARLING JANE!
ROXY: (oh dear god)
JAKE: JANE I THINK ROXY IS PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH US!
JANE: JAKE I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT! OH BOY, THIS SHOULD BE A BLAST!
JAKE: YOU THERE! THE MAN IN THE TALL RUMPLED HAT!
JAKE: HAVE YOU SEEN OUR FRIEND ROXY?
JANE: WHAT'S THE MATTER LITTLE FELLA? CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
JAKE: YOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!
JANE: ROLAAAAAAAAAAAL!
JAKE: OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!
JANE: WHERE EVER HAS MY BFFST GOTTEN OFF TO!
ROXY: (shit shit shit shit shit shit shit)
JANE: JAKE I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE TROUBLE MIGHT BE!
JAKE: WHATS THAT JANE!
JANE: ROXY IS STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT THAT ONE TIME SHE COULDN'T KISS ME!
JAKE: SHE IS???????????
JANE: ROXY DID YOU HEAR ME?
JANE: YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT I ACTUALLY DID KNOW ABOUT IT!
JANE: DIRK TOLD ME ONCE. IT WAS A SECRET!
JANE: BUT IT'S PERFECTLY FINE! THERE'S NO NEED TO BE UNHAPPY AT ALL!
JANE: I WILL LET YOU KISS ME RIGHT NOW TO MAKE UP FOR IT!
JANE: THAT WAY YOU CAN OVERCOME YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE WONDERFUL!
JAKE: OH YES! LETS ALL OVERCOME OUT PERSONAL PROBLEMS AND GROW TOGETHER AS BETTER HUMAN BEINGS!
JANE: HOW DOES THAT SOUND ROXY?
JANE: DOESN'T THAT SOUND GREAT! COME HERE AND GIVE ME A BIG HAPPY SMOOCH!
JAKE: OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!
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TG: my friends are completely insane
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)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out.
JAKE: SHES AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE JANE. I CAN FEEL IT!
JAKE: MARCO!
JANE: POLO!
JAKE: MARCO!!!!!!!!!!!
JANE: POLO!!!!!!!!!!!
ROXY: (u stupid shits thats not how the game works!)