* Transcript: "trickjaketxts (Tricksters Jane and Jake)" * Permalink: http://readmspa.org/transcripts/6_007627.txt * Pretty HTML version: http://readmspa.org/transcripts/6_007627 * (This is a mix of regular story text and words transcribed from inline images) JAKE:WHEEEEEEEEEEE! JANE:YAAAAAAAAAAAY! JAKE:JANE! HEY JANE! JANE:YES JAKE? JAKE:JANE TAKE MY HAND AND FLY AWAY WITH ME! JANE:OK JAKE! JAKE WHERE ARE WE GOING? JAKE:WHY OFF TO ADVENTURE OF COURSE! JANE:OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!! JAKE:OH JANE! JANE:YES JAKE? JAKE:I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID! JAKE:ABOUT HOW YOU LOVE ME AND WANT TO MARRY ME? JANE:YES! WHAT ABOUT THAT! JAKE:LETS DO IT! JAKE:LETS DO ROMANCE WITH EACH OTHER. JANE:YOU REALLY WANT TO? JAKE:YES! JANE:THE KIND WHERE WE KISS AND SUCH? JAKE:INDUBITABLY! JAKE:IF I HAD MY DRUTHERS WED GET HITCHED HERE AND NOW! JANE:OH YES, I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT IF WE GOT MARRIED AND KISSED A LOT! JAKE:ALSO I BELIEVE YOU MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT BABIES? JANE:YES! BABIES! JAKE:I THINK YOURE RIGHT! JAKE:WE SHOULD HAVE SO MANY BABIES TOGETHER JANE! JANE:HOW MANY BABIES JAKE? JAKE:OH I DONT KNOW. MAYBE... JAKE:A ZILLION??????????? JANE:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! JAKE:IT WILL INVOLVE HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS TOGETHER! JANE:I SHOULD HOPE SO! JAKE:WE SHOULD COMMENCE SUCH ACTIVITIES POST HASTE! JAKE:BUT NOT BEFORE OUR ADVENTURE! JAKE:ARE YOU COMING MR ERISOL? ERISOLSPRITE: fuck no. JAKE:OH YES YOU ARE! HOP IN BUDDY! ERISOLSPRITE: fuck you, fuck my liife, fuck liiterally evverything, fuck fuck fuck. JANE:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JAKE:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JAKE:ROXY! JANE:ROXY! JAKE:ROXYYYYYYYYYYY! JANE:ROXYYYYYYYYYYY! JAKE:COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE! JANE:WE HAVE CANDY! DO YOU LIKE CANDY? JAKE:DONT BE SILLY JANE OF COURSE SHE LIKES CANDY! JANE:HOO HOO, YOU'RE RIGHT! EVERYONE LOVES CANDY! JAKE:ROXY WHATS THE MATTER! DONT BE SHY! JAKE:THERES NO REASON TO BE SHY! LOOK HOW HAPPY WE ARE! JANE:OH YES, IT'S SO TRUE. JANE:IT TURNS OUT WE SOLVED ALL OF OUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS FOREVER, AND NOW WE'RE IN LOVE! JAKE:WE ARE GOING TO BE MARRIED AND HAVE MANY CHILDREN! JANE:YES! WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO OUR WEDDING? JANE:YOU CAN BE THE BRIDESMAID! JAKE:YEAH! OR HECK MAYBE JUST ANOTHER BRIDE! JANE:BUT JAKE! THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ONLY ONE BRIDE, AND THAT WILL BE ME! JAKE:THATS TRUE JANE. BUT WHAT IF IT WOULD MAKE ROXY HAPPY TO MARRY ME AS WELL? JANE:WOW YOU'RE RIGHT! SHUCKS, I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. YOU'RE SO SWEET AND THOUGHTFUL JAKE! JAKE:THANKS JANE! I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT HOW IM TOO SELF CENTERED SO I THOUGHT ID TRY BEING A BETTER PERSON! JAKE:THERES PLENTY OF ME FOR EVERYONE TO MARRY!!!!!!!!!!! JANE:YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN' JAKE! NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN TO LET ROXY BE THE CO-BRIDE! JAKE:INDEED. AND FOR ALL WE KNOW ROXY MAY WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH ME AS WELL! JANE:HAHA, YEAH! JANE:BUT ONLY AS LONG AS I GET TO HAVE SOME BABIES FIRST! I CALLED DIBS, REMEMBER? JAKE:ABSOTIVELY POSILUTELY MY DARLING JANE! ROXY: (oh dear god) JAKE:JANE I THINK ROXY IS PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH US! JANE:JAKE I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT! OH BOY, THIS SHOULD BE A BLAST! JAKE:YOU THERE! THE MAN IN THE TALL RUMPLED HAT! JAKE:HAVE YOU SEEN OUR FRIEND ROXY? JANE:WHAT'S THE MATTER LITTLE FELLA? CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? JAKE:YOO HOOOOOOOOOOO! JANE:ROLAAAAAAAAAAAL! JAKE:OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE! JANE:WHERE EVER HAS MY BFFST GOTTEN OFF TO! ROXY: (shit shit shit shit shit shit shit) JANE:JAKE I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE TROUBLE MIGHT BE! JAKE:WHATS THAT JANE! JANE:ROXY IS STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT THAT ONE TIME SHE COULDN'T KISS ME! JAKE:SHE IS??????????? JANE:ROXY DID YOU HEAR ME? JANE:YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT I ACTUALLY DID KNOW ABOUT IT! JANE:DIRK TOLD ME ONCE. IT WAS A SECRET! JANE:BUT IT'S PERFECTLY FINE! THERE'S NO NEED TO BE UNHAPPY AT ALL! JANE:I WILL LET YOU KISS ME RIGHT NOW TO MAKE UP FOR IT! JANE:THAT WAY YOU CAN OVERCOME YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE WONDERFUL! JAKE:OH YES! LETS ALL OVERCOME OUT PERSONAL PROBLEMS AND GROW TOGETHER AS BETTER HUMAN BEINGS! JANE:HOW DOES THAT SOUND ROXY? JANE:DOESN'T THAT SOUND GREAT! COME HERE AND GIVE ME A BIG HAPPY SMOOCH! JAKE:OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN! tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering )(er Imperious Condescension TG: batterwitch pls help TG: my friends are completely insane TG: can you throw me back in jail :( )(IC: gurl u made your cocoon )(IC: DWI )(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out. JAKE:SHES AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE JANE. I CAN FEEL IT! JAKE:MARCO! JANE:POLO! JAKE:MARCO!!!!!!!!!!! JANE:POLO!!!!!!!!!!! ROXY: (u stupid shits thats not how the game works!) JAKE:MAAAAAAAAAAARCO! JANE:POOOOOOOOOOOLO! * Sources: * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007627 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007628 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007630 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007631 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007632 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007633 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007635 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007636 - ==> * Generated by scripts and humans - corrections welcome! * http://readmspa.org/transcripts