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my darling son
if you are reading this it means you
finally came to your senses on a way
shitty movie. by realizing cage sucks
you have taken your first and biggest
step toward not being a total
embarrassment to the egbert family
name. speaking of which you might
want to crack into one of my metric
fucking tons of shaving cream i have
for some reason and bust -- OVER
that nigh invisible teen stache
before it starts to become a
problem. egbert men dont cotton to
whiskers as you know good and god
damn well. i didnt bust my fatherly
ass to raise no bigfoot. im proud as
shit youre my son or whatever. next
stop : figuring our mcconaughey is
trash. you can do it junior.
