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DiNOSAUR COMiCS archive * contact * sexy exciting merchandise * adventure * search * about You can buy T-Rex and put him in your house! Pornography for everyone! FUN EXPERIMENTS TO DO AT HOME T-Rex: Attention, youths of today! Did you know there are several fun experiments you can do at home? T-Rex: For example, add vinegar to baking soda! T-Rex: The resulting mixture will make a lot of bubbles and it's pretty cool. I'm serious: it's pretty cool! You can add food colouring to make it look like cartoon lava too. Tight! Dromiceiomimus: ...Normally at this point you'd talk about the science behind the experiment, T-Rex. T-Rex: Hah! PLEASE. T-Rex: Another fun experiment is to wrap copper wire around an iron nail! Utahraptor: And then attach the wire to a batter? T-Rex: Yep! Do that and now your nail can pick up tiny metal paperclips, as if by MAGIC. Heck, it may actually BE magic, for all you know! Is it magic? Let's all decide that it is. Utahraptor: T-Rex, you're my friend, but you're - you're ruining science THE END (c) Ryan North www.quantz.com <-previous October 1st, 2010 - share this comic with your friends next WHAT ARE THE HAPS MY FRIENDS October 1st, 2010: So Andrew Hussie (who you might remember from his comic) (also the way he stalks ME and has an unhealthy interest in ME as documented HERE) is moving, and he's moving to Easthampton to be with Jeff Rowland, which is REALLY FUNNY because the last time I arranged a conversation with Andrew he said "Oh yeah, Ryan, I'm totally going to move to Toronto, you can always believe me, Andrew 'Veracious Dude' Hussie". Isn't that hilarious? AREN'T LIES HILARIOUS? EVERY READER OF MY COMIC GETS A NEW PUPPY TODAY. HAHA, THAT WAS A LIE, LET'S ALL LAUGH *ANDREW* In other words, being a fool, I took his words to mean that he perhaps... perhaps he was moving to Toronto? But, now, recalling his words closely, I see that Andrew (as usual) has left himself a loophole in any verbal commitment big enough to drive an unreal air skateboard through. Clearly I was not talking to "VD" Hussie when he said these words, but rather his other personality, which I will call "'Liesmith 2000' Hussie", or "The Prevaricator". It has become brutally clear that the Prevaricator cares not for truth OR my feelings. I personally find it hard to tell which of the two he cares less for because for most people, the truth and my feelings are one and the same. Anyway it's not like it's that much further to drive to his new house and watch him through his NEW kitchen window, staring aghast as he chews his breakfasttime treats slowly, so slowly, using only one side of his mouth, so whatever PS: THIS – Ryan
Your name is Ryan North.
Today you said a whole bunch of stuff on your website. You're not really sure what your deal is. You guess you just feel like slandering a good honest hard working dude through your well-trafficked media platform on the world wide web.
You punctuate your scorn with a bit of fan art.
NEWS News Archives | RSS: Adventure Updates | News Updates SO BUSY Posted on 30 Sep 2010 by Andrew Remember when I said "I might be slowing down a bit soon, because I have a lot of stuff to do."? LIES. 80 pages posted in 7 days since that coy remark. I am not a trustworthy character. But seriously, I really am very busy!!! Believe me about that! I have to move over this weekend, and then I have to go to NYCC the next. And I've been workin' on new stuff to sell to you for the holidays. Really really busy guys!!!!! I'm not even sure why I'm updating so much. It doesn't actually make sense, and I should stop. What is even the point of this news update here? I don't even know. At this point I'm just trying to talk some sense into myself I guess. Cindy is also very busy, furiously mailing out shirts as we speak. Let's all email her and thank her for the concerted effort. Oops but your email of LIES x216
Nice.
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BATMAN IS FOR SILLY LITTLE BOYS
You are feeling pretty pleased with yourself about that. Time to kick back and chill out, and fantasize that dinosaurs are still real, or put on your Batman cape, or whatever the fuck it is you do with your spare time.
Yes. Awesome.
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FUN EXPERIMENTS TO DO AT HOME T-Rex: Attention, youths of today! Did you know there are several fun experiments you can do at home? T-Rex: For example, add vinegar to baking soda! T-Rex: The resulting mixture will make a lot of bubbles and it's pretty cool. I'm serious: it's pretty cool! You can add food colouring to make it look like cartoon lava too. Tight! Dromiceiomimus: ...Normally at this point you'd talk about the science behind the experiment, T-Rex. T-Rex: Hah! PLEASE. T-Rex: Another fun experiment is to wrap copper wire around an iron nail! * >> AH: Appearify! Utahraptor: And then attach the wire to a batter? T-Rex: Yep! Do that and now your nail can pick up tiny metal paperclips, as if by MAGIC. Heck, it may actually BE magic, for all you know! Is it magic? Let's all decide that it is. Utahraptor: T-Rex, you're my friend, but you're - you're ruining science THE END
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Ryan: !
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FUN EXPERIMENTS TO DO AT HOME T-Rex: Attention, youths of today! Did you know there are several fun experiments you can do at home? T-Rex: For example, add vinegar to baking soda! Dromiceiomimus: ...Normally at this point you'd talk about the science behind the experiment, T-Rex. T-Rex: Hah! PLEASE. T-Rex: Another fun experiment is to wrap copper wire around an iron nail! Utahraptor: And then attach the wire to a batter? T-Rex: Yep! Do that and now your nail can pick up tiny metal paperclips, as if by MAGIC. Heck, it may actually BE magic, for all you know! Is it magic? Let's all decide that it is. Utahraptor: T-Rex, you're my friend, but you're - you're ruining science THE END
Andrew: Observe subject.
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A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome (Y/N)?
Andrew: Record scientific data.
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IS RYAN CRYING? 09/20/10 yes 09/21/10 no 09/22/10 yes 09/23/10 yes 09/24/10 --inconclusive-- yes 09/25/10 yes 09/26/10 no 09/27/10 yes 09/28/10 no 09/29/10 yes 09/30/10 yes 10/01/10 yes
Ryan: Dry those eyes and get down to business.
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It is time to put aside all these childish longings for some really cool American guy. Who cares about him? You are really busy, and have important things to do.
Ryan: Consult neighborhood map.
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NOT SO GOOD SLEEPIN'S KICKASS FLOWER BED (smells so good!) GOOD SLEEPIN'S!
It's time to make your daily rounds. You view your TRUSTY MAP.
Ryan: Find a nice lawn.
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Ryan: Z.
This is a very nice LAWN.
It looks like there are excellent SLEEPIN'S to be had here.
You must be very discreet though! People in houses tend to think lawn sleepin' is very serious business, and occasionally police men will agree with them.
Ryan: Make yourself comfortable.
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Ryan: Nap time.
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All of a sudden a wild RESIDENT notices you!!!!!!
But...
He doesn't actually seem put off.
That...
That is a little disappointing, honestly.
Dang.
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The RESIDENT deploys a HOT MEAL on his front stoop.
It smells great.
Ryan: Consume meal.
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You chow down on ONE (1) HOT TURKEY PLATTER WITH MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY, STRING BEANS, APPLE SAUCE, AND ONE (1) GLASS OF MILK.
Your vitals soar.
THE END!