* Dave's text is almost unglitched.
* Dirk's text is very glitchy but easy enough to unravel.
timeausTestified [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]
TT: Hello, is this Dave?
TG: who is this
TT: Damn. I should have known
TT: Can you read this?
TG: cant understand a thing youre saying
TG: is this davesprite?
TT: What was that?
TT: Did you just ask me if this is Davesprite?
TG: davesprite yo if thats you we should probably talk soon
TT: This isn't Davesprite.
TT: This is Dirk.
TT: Your alternate universe brother.
TG: what about my bro?
TG: dude listen i cant talk now
TG: im flying over some lava with the mayor
TT: The mayor?
TT: What mayor?
TG: oh shit you arent up to speed on the fuckin mayor?
TG: thats so wrong
TG: you gotta meet the mayor
TG: anyway lets talk another time when theres less glitchy bullshit
TG: later bro
TT: Wait, don't go!
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering timeausTestified [TT]