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You cannot be Future Aradia because in the future, Future Aradia has exploded!
You cannot be Future Feferi because in the future, Future Feferi is asleep!
It's almost impossible to cross the room without tripping over this goddamn thing. The mess in here is unireal. I mean unreal.
You got SOME BOONDOLLARS!
You got the trusty CLAWSICLE!
You got A WHOLE BOONBUCK!
Yawn.> Open Chest
You got a ~ATH MANUAL!
It's so thick, you could kill someone with this thing. And if you master what's inside, you just might kill everyone with it.> Open Chest
You got a TINKERBULL PLUSH!
R.I.P. little buddy. :'(> Open Chest
You got A WHOLE MESS OF BOONBUCKS!
You guess you could use them as paperweights. Or something.
You got a TEAPOT!> Open Chest
You got a WICKED ELIXIR!
You chug the beverage immediately. Your vitals remain unchanged.
You got a BEAUTIFUL WORK OF FINE ART!
Just... why. Why would this exist. Why would someone put it in a chest???> Open Chest
You got HOMES SMELL YA LATER!
You got a BOX OF FRUIT TROLLUPS!TONGUE TATTOOS ON EVERY ROLL FRUIT TROLL-UPS Fruit Flavored ORANGE CREAMSICLE COLONOSCOLYPSE 10 0.5 OZ (14g) ROLLS NET WT 5ZO (141g)
Troll Crocker's vile tendrils are everywhere.
You don't even want to think about that day. Slime and wigglers... everywhere.
You got a... oh dear god.
GET THAT FILTH OUTTA HERE
Be Past Karkat?> Yes
You are now Past Karkat. You are pretty much freaking the fuck out.
Man, why's everybody gotta dump their shit in your secret room? How are they even getting in here??? This is so outrageous.
You got a BROKEN BOW AND ARROW!
You got a CHAINSAW!
Still some brown stains on it. Yuck.
You got a FAIRY POSTER!
Lovely, albeit imaginary.> Open Chest.
You got a BEAUTIFUL MUSCLEBEAST NUDE!
You feel culturally enriched by this masterpiece.
You got the CROSBYTOP!
Say, who the heck is this douche bag, anyway?
You got a BROKEN ROBOT PART!> Transportalize
Genetic abominations once so threatening now pose no challenge at all to players of your godly status. They are lucky to be asleep and behind glass. They are lucky to have your pity.
You got SOME GLASSES OF FRESH MILK!
But... what is there to even get milk from around here? Oh sweet jegus...
Looks like SOMEONE needs to stop playing games for girls.
Look at this shit all over the floor. Barely been down here a couple of hours and this dude turns the lab into his own personal clown sty.
You are now briefly Future Eridan, in the future.> Talk to Vriska.
You got a MAGIC 8 BALL!
You got TAVROS'S SEVERED LEGS!
Why... Why would you keep these in a chest?
Another dodecascreen. Seem to be a lot of these things lying around.
You got the FIDUSPEAR!
Looks like a terrible monster has escaped. Better be careful!
Haha, yeah right. You're gonna murder this thing if it crosses you.
You got a FAIRY POSTER!
A monitor with a map of some place on Alternia, displaying impact sites. It looks like it crashed and froze at some point during the reckoning.
You 8n't got your dice on you! SO STUPID!!!!!!!!> Steal GANK HIS LUCK!!!!!!!! -ALL THE LUCK +ALL THE LUCK
You got the FLOURITE OCTET!
Maybe you should keep these on you in the future.
Lousy stupid goddamn Terezi, finding all those boonbonds and instantly rendering your fortune worthless. You'll show her. That snotty rich kid too.
You got a HEAP OF FLARP MANUALS!> Open Chest
You got a pair of ROCKETBOOTS!> Open Chest
You got a CUTTLEFISH!> Open Chest
You got a BROKEN 8 BALL!
Very bad luck! Whatever. You'll just steal some more.
You have not set the password for this room yet. You have no reason to hide anything in the super secret back room as of this moment! Perhaps you will in the future. Be Future Vriska?> Yes
You are now Future Vriska.> Unlock door.
You got a BUST OF NICK CAGE!
SWOOOOOOOON> Open Chest
You got a WILD CONSORT!
You gave all your money to John. Gotta keep him competitive with Dave! John will be the best human boy there is. You will make sure of it.
Be Past Vriska?> Yes.
You are now briefly Future Kanaya, in the future.> Talk to Karkat.
You got SON OF LEMONSNOUT!
He smells no less sweet than the corrupt senator. And yet his lies... how they stink. The lemon never falls far from the tree!
Ok, seriously, why does this puzzle have to be here?
I mean really. What's the point? Who the fuck isn't going to figure this out?
This just literally serves no purpose. Who designed this? Why??
Ok, THERE. Puzzle solved. That was SO HARD. The lab technicians had too much time on their hands.
You got A BOONBUCK!
How trivial it seems now compared to your fortune of boonbonds. You chuck it into the chasm below.> Open Chest
You got a FAIRY POSTER!
Yep, pretty much nothing that's not fake about fairies, that's for sure.> Open Chest
You got a MUSIC BOX TIME MACHINE!> Open Chest
You got a BEAGLE AEGIS!
Wearing this, you are all but indestructible.> Transportalize
You got A WILD CONSORT!
You got a pair of ROCKET WINGS!
You got A FLARP MANUAL!
You got the DEMONBANE RAGRIPPER!
Deadliest chainsaw in the universe.> Open Chest
You got a GORGEOUS PIECE OF FINE ART.
Absolutely breathtaking.> Open Chest
You got DEUCE CLUBS.
Least deadly pair of juggling clubs in the universe.
You got THE ASSASSINATED CORPSE OF LIAISON PUMPKINSNUFFLE!
Some bastard got to one of your key witnesses! The plot thickens.> Open Chest
You got LIKE 13 BOONDOLLARS OR SOMETHING.
Whoop dee doo! You toss them into the abyss and make a wish.
You got a BRAINFORK!
For some reason you guys like to nab each others weapons and tuck them away in your own private chests. It's kind of silly. Seriously, what do you need this thing for??> Transportalize
You got your trusty DRAWING CHALK!
Prospit's toast!> Examine chest.
There's nothing in here!
Perhaps in the future you will think of something important to put in here. Be Future Terezi?> Yes.
You are now Future Terezi
The meteor has rotated. Derse is now within sniffing range. The demon just destroyed Derse a few minutes ago. Smells like grape jelly. And burning.> Open Chest.
You got the DRAGONSUIT!
You don your extremely stylish DRAGONSUIT.
Now that stubborn Pouncellor will no longer have any excuse to withhold evidence critical to the case of the prosecution!> Transportalize
You got some GIFT ART FROM A COOL FRIEND!
The doors are jammed from overuse. That's what you get for hording so much useless bullshit in your private chests!
You got a DRAWING TABLET!> Examine pile of shitty wands.
At least someone has the decency to keep his trash tucked away. Take nap in pile of shitty wands?> Yes.
Are you sure? Might not be such a hot idea.
Instead back to the zodiac circle> Transportalize
Be Past Terezi?> Yes.
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