* Transcript: "horsesuck (John's commentary on Homosuck Act 2)" * Permalink: http://readmspa.org/transcripts/6_008388.txt * Pretty HTML version: http://readmspa.org/transcripts/6_008388 JOHN: oh dear god. poke JOHN: this is really dumb JOHN: why is everything SO SHITTY. JOHN: this isn't how any of this happened, you idiot! JOHN: hey, where do you think you're going! i'm not going to stand by while you mangle our story like this! JOHN: augh, these stairs are so terrible! how are these even stairs?! JOHN: wait! JOHN: fuck!! JOHN: oh my god. this door is DOG SHIT. JOHN: what. JOHN: wait!!! JOHN: ugh. you're all such morons! JOHN: eaeuurghghhh. JOHN: welp. JOHN: guess it's time to saddle up. JOHN: why the hell not. JOHN: unf. JOHN: this is literally the suckiest horse i have ever seen in my life. JOHN: whatever. JOHN: GIDDYUP! JOHN: YA! YAHHH!!! FLY, SHIT BISCUIT! FLY!!! JOHN: NO, YOU DUMBASS! NOT THIS WAY! JOHN: GO DOWN! JOHN: DOWN I SAY!!! VIKING JOHN: WOAH FELLA! WATCH OUT FOR THAT HELICOPTER! JOHN: AND THAT ROCKET SHIP! JOHN: AND THAT, UH... JOHN: ROW OF SKY VIKINGS! JOHN: YES, GO THIS WAY! DOWN!! GOOD HORSE!!! SUPER PERSON JOHN: YEE HAW! ALMOST THERE! JOHN: WAIT... HORSE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! JOHN: OH GOD. WE'RE GONNA CRASH! SKELETON JOHN: BOGUS ROXY, WATCH OUT! WE'RE GONNA CRAAAAAAAAASH! JOHN: um... JOHN: very slowly, it would seem. JOHN: sorry, bogus roxy. i will try to make it up to you. JOHN: um. the real you, i mean. JOHN: oh hell no. this bozo is still at it. drop > THE ALPHA MALE IS ACCOS- JOHN: YOU SUCK!!! JOHN: oh god dammit. JOHN: no, stop! they're brother and sister you gross freak!!! JOHN: aaarggh. no. NO! i don't care HOW bogus they are! JOHN: i won't... JOHN: let you make... JOHN: dave and rose... JOHN: KISS!!!!!!!!!! JOHN: THAT'S ENOUGH! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF YOUR SHITTY STORY! IT'S SO UGLY AND STUPID AND IT'S MAKING ME MAD!!! JOHN: RAAA- -AARRR- -UAARRAAUUAGHAAUAUUGHGAARRUAUAGHUUUAAAUAGGGGAAUHHGH! JOHN: AND ANOTHER THING! WHY DON'T YOU LEARN TO RESPECT GIRLS BETTER?! JOHN: YOU'RE JUST MAKING THEM FOLLOW DAVE AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS! THE ONLY THING YOU'RE LETTING THEM DO IS KISS THE BOY WHENEVER HE DOES SOMETHING BRAVE! JOHN: THAT'S SO LAME! ALL THESE GIRLS HAD THEIR OWN COOL ADVENTURES! DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE MAKES YOU A WEIRD CREEP??? JOHN: I'M GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU!!!!!!!! * Sources: * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008388 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008389 - DISREGARD THE UNIMPORTANT MALE GHOST BEHIND THE CURTAIN. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008390 - LET'S CONTINUE. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008391 - ALPHA MALE: GO OUTSIDE. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008392 - ALPHA MALE: BE ON ROOF. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008393 - SUDDENLY. THERE IS A DRAMATIC CHANGE. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008395 - WOW, YES. SO GOOD. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008399 - STEEDS: RIDE. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008400 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008401 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008402 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008403 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008404 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008405 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008406 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008407 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008411 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008412 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008420 - AS A RESULT OF ALL THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008421 - ALPHA MALE: RECEIVE SPOILS. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008422 - STORY RECTANGLE: ZOOM IN ON RAUNCHY SEDUCTION. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008423 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008424 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008425 - ==> * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008429 - THAT'S THE END OF HOMOSUCK. ACT. 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