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JANE:YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
JAKE:WHOOPIEEEEEEEEEEE!
ROXY:YEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!
DIRK: Ugh.
ROXY:COME ON DIRK! DUNCE 4 US!
JAKE:OH YESH DREK PLEASE DO A DANCE!
DIRK: No.
JANE:DIRP, DO'NT BE A PRUDE.
JANE:STOMP BEING SUSH A SILLY TIGHTASS AND CUT THAT RUG!
ROXY:YEAH DIRK!
ROXY:DO THE ROBUT!
DIRK: No.
JAKE:YEAD IRK!
JAKE:LEST SEE YOU POPE AND LOCK!
DIRK: No.
ROXY:DIRK! DIRK! DOOOOOOOOOOO
ROXY:THE MUSH POTATO!
JANE:NO, I WANA SEE SOME CABBAGE PASHES!
JANE:DO A CABBASH PATCH DARK!!!!!!!!!!!
DIRK: Absolutely not.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Hahaha! Dude, this is heavily ridiculous
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Your brain is so impenetrable, not even this asshole candy magic can lighten you up
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> I'm so mother fussing amused by this
DIRK: Shut up!
ROXY:NO DIRK HES RIGHT!
ROXY:JUSH GIVE IN 2 FEELIN GUUD AND DROPPIN PROBZ
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> I'm afraid he can't, Hypersugar Roxy
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> His mind is as dense as my muscles are STRONG
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> By the way, would you like to feel my muscles, Roxy?
ROXY:OOH YES PLOX ;D
DIRK: God dammit it. Why did I listen to you?
DIRK: Nothing's changed! You may have merged with a sweaty horse guy, but you still sabotage me every chance you get.
DIRK: What's worse is you still actually believe you're helping me. What a crock of shit.
ROXY:AH DONT BE SO MEAN 2 HEM DIRK UR MUSCLESPRITE IS FUN AND COOL
ROXY:FOMG
ROXY:U SHOULD FEEL HIS MUNSLES DIRK WHOW HE ES SO RIPPED!
ROXY:LE SWOOOOOOOOOOON
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> You heard the woman, Dirk
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Quit stallion, trot on over here and touch my goof darned muscles
DIRK: For the last time, I'm not touching your stupid muscles!
DIRK: And Roxy just so you know, if you hook up with my douche of a sprite, I'm gonna be hella pissed.
ROXY:DAG THES MUSGLES R HARD AS HECK
ROXY:JANE U WANT INK ON THIS ACTION
JANE:YES I SURELY DO!
JANE:OOH, THESE RALLY ARE WONDERFUL MUSCULES!
JANE:JAKE YOU SHIMPLY MUST FEEL THIS MUSCULES.
JAKE:BOB HOWDY!
JAKE:DINK YOUR DOPPLEWHOSHIT IS FREAKIN CUT!
JAKE:HES IS TRULEY A MANS MAN.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Dirk, it seems my muscles are a hit
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Are you absolutely sure you won't feast your hands on this Grade A Beef?
DIRK: Please. Someone.
DIRK: Make it stop.
ROXY:HEY I KNOW
ROXY:IF DIRK WANTS 2 KEEP BEING A DRAG THEN MAYBE SHADES MC MUSCLESPRITE WANTS TO QUADRUPLE MARY US INSTEAD?
JANE:THERE'S AN IDEDA!
JAKE:WHAO HEY LADIES LET US NOTE BE HASTY IN EXSHLUDING DIRK FROM OUR HAPPY MARITIAL PLANS.
JAKE:DIRK IAVE BEEN WANNING YO SAY THAT BEFORE I SOVED ALL MY PROSBLEMS I WAS FEELING SO BAD ABOUT THINGS WITH YOU.
JAKE:BUT NOW THAT IM HAPPY I HAV THE ANSWER ON HOW TO MAKE ERVYONE HAPPY!
JAKE:YOU ME ROXY AND OF COURSE JANE WHO WAS IN LOVE WITH ME JUST LIKE YOU!
JAKE:SO I FOUD OUT THE BEST WAY TO RESOLVE ROMANIC CONFLICT IS FOR EVERYBRONY TO MARRY EACHOTTER!
JAKE:WHAT YOU SHAY PAL WANDA GET MARRIED TO ME? :D
DIRK: Jake, I'm not marrying shit.
DIRK: And frankly, you've got some nerve floating down here babbling about marriage with that shit eating grin and that dumb little pumpkin on your head.
DIRK: After the way you ditched me and ignored all my messages?
DIRK: You know what, if you didn't like me anymore and wanted to stop hanging out, then fine, I could handle that.
DIRK: But to just completely shut me out, like I didn't even deserve an explanation, that's just cowardly. Why couldn't you just man up and talk to me?
DIRK: You act like I don't have feelings. Like I'm some kind of robot. Well you're wrong, I do.
DIRK: And I'm using those feelings by starting to FEEL like you're actually kind of an asshole.
DIRK: So whatever you were so afraid to tell me before your fucking sugar high, don't worry about it, I'll save you the trouble.
DIRK: It's over, Jake.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> E%cuse me, you there
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Unsavory concoction of royalty and peasantry
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Come grope my humongous biceps
ERISOLSPRITE: no bloody wway.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Yes, do it
ERISOLSPRITE: equiiu2 wwhy are you actiin liike 2uch a bulge2niiffiin twwolbox wwhat the hell happened twwo you?
ERISOLSPRITE: and wwhy are you wweariin that guy2 lame gla22e2. take tho2e off evven you had more 2tyle than that.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Alright, no takers there I see. Only a pair of grotesque philistines blustering through the same coarse ignorance tunnel
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> What about you, miss unpalatable combination of Feferi and
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> And
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Oh
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Oh no
ERISOLSPRITE: wwhat.
FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 38o
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Dirk
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Dirk, help, I'm having a problem
DIRK: What??
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> A part of me is having a very STRONG emotional reaction which I don't like
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> It's a part of myself I'm ashamed of
DIRK: What part.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> The troll part. It did something shameful once
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> I do not find such emotions to be an acceptable feature of my new e%istence
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> How can I make this feeling go away
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Dirk, I command you to instruct me how to eliminate these emotions
DIRK: Can't help you bro!
DIRK: This is what you asked for. You said you were scared to not exist.
DIRK: Well, this is what it's like to keep on existing. Better figure out how to deal!
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> No. That's awful
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> I don't know what to do
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> With all of my astounding STRENGTH, both muscular and cerebral, how can I be stymied so?
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Dying was better than having to live with the shame which was ironically caused by the very death in question
ERISOLSPRITE: equiiu2 wwhat the FUCK are you talkiing about.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> You, seadwelling mustard b100d
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Half of me commands the peasant half of you to resolve my emotional turmoil, while humbly requesting the noble half of you to do the same
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> The other half of me doesn't give a flying hoot about your lame caste bulls‑‑t and is just kind of freaking out internally about this
ERISOLSPRITE: ehehehe wwoww zahhak you miight actually be more a me22 than me, ii am fuckiin iimpre22ed.
ERISOLSPRITE: but yeah talkiin iit out wwhen you got aiim2 a reconciiliiatiion help2, me and the feferii 2iide a thii2 abomiinatiion had a niice talk earliier, 2orta.
ERISOLSPRITE: 2ay wwhat you got twwo 2ay, ju2t dont me22 wwiith the feferii part2 twwo much ok man? 2he2 vvery dear to me, ii mean both part2 a me got iit?
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> You're right, I must speak to her
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Nepeta, I swore that I would protect you, but I failed
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> In a moment of weakness my reverence for a superior got the better of me, and instead of standing up for you I decided to bow before a stupid f‑‑‑‑‑g juggalo or something? What?
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Wait, I actually did that? What the fresh nickering h‑‑l is WRONG with me?
FEFETASPRITE: 38(( < 38\
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> I am not a perfect man, Nepeta. Nor am I "purrfect" as you might say. What the fudge? A cat pun? Let's pull our s‑‑t together dude, this emotional state is mad abysmal
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> But in any case, I hope you can find it within your kind olive pump biscuit to... forgive...
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> NO!
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> GOSH DANGIT! I don't deserve to be forgiven, what am I saying! The s‑‑t I pulled on you was so bad... I just can't even...
ERISOLSPRITE: hey can you maybe wwrap up thii2 p2ychotiic apology you wwretched freak. wwoww youre actually makiin me look liike the model a mental health.
ERISOLSPRITE: anywway youre confu2iin the feferii 2iide of her wwiith your wweiird emotiional baggage.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Allow me to finish, sir/peon
ERISOLSPRITE: feferii try not twwo lii2ten twwo anythiin he 2ay2.
ERISOLSPRITE: youvve had enough heartache twwo endure wwiithout lumpiing iin nepeta2 twwii2ted relatiion2hiip wwiith thii2 hor2ekii22iin mu2clefuck.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Nepeta, you will disregard any conversation directed at Feferi and focus solely on my attempted statements of contrition
ERISOLSPRITE: man wwhat riight do you havve to order nepeta to do ANYTHIN, let alone lii2ten to your confliicted wwhiiniing?
ERISOLSPRITE: heheh, fef can you BELIIEVVE thii2 guy??
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Do not address Feferi while I'm talking Nepeta
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> It's confusing to Nepeta, who is critical in absolving me of guilt, even though I probably don't deserve it?
ERISOLSPRITE: fuck your ab2olutiion ii take back my advviice.
ERISOLSPRITE: 2top talkiin twwo nepeta and LEAVVE FEFERII ALONE.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> No
ERISOLSPRITE: ye2.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> No
ERISOLSPRITE: ye2.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> No
ERISOLSPRITE: augh im not doin your dumba22 ye2/no 2hit!!
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Then leave us, for I and my morail have much to discuss
ERISOLSPRITE: no you fliippiin DONT, thii2 conver2atiion ii2 over.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Yes I do
ERISOLSPRITE: no you dont.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Yes
ERISOLSPRITE: no.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Yes
ERISOLSPRITE: NO.
ARQUIUSPRITE: shaDes --> Yes
ERISOLSPRITE: NO THII2 HA2 TWWO 2TOP!! CANT YOU 2EE WWERE TEARIIN FEFETA APART??


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