* Transcript: "Dirk vs Squarewave rap battle"
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* Derived in part from a transcript by ShadowOfFate [http://pastebin.com/AL2zKQRt]

SQUAREWAVE: YO YO D-STRIZZLE I COULDN'T HELP BUT CHECK YOU LOADIN UP ON YOUR SYLLADILLY!
SQUAREWAVE: CAN'T FOOL ME HOMES I KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT
SQUAREWAVE: SO I JUST GOT ONE CAN OF SURPRISE NOODLES LEFT TO BUST OPEN HERE AND I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE YOUR NOODLES
SQUAREWAVE: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME??????????????
DIRK: Man, no.
DIRK: I already told you, I don't have time to disgrace you with my rhymes today. Sorry, dude.
SQUAREWAVE: THAT'S SO WHACK! I BEEN WATCHING YOU WASTE NOTHIN BUT TIME ALL LOOKIN AT YOUR HORSE PICTURES AND SHIT
SQUAREWAVE: SO I'M LIKE...
SQUAREWAVE: THAT SHIT'S AS WHACK AS I'M A GUY MADE OF METAL
SQUAREWAVE: SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN CAUSE WE GOT SHIT TO SETTLE
SQUAREWAVE: JUST PARK IT ON MY GRILL, YOU BE WHISTLIN LIKE A KETTLE
SQUAREWAVE: IF RAP'S A ONE WHEEL DEVICE YOUR FOOT DON'T REACH THE PEDAL
SQUAREWAVE: WORD!
DIRK: God dammit. Alright, this is all you get.
DIRK: Rap off? Man, I gotta nap off your sad rap ambush. Shoot your ass down while I pap you with plush.
DIRK: I push mad facts on the hapless, shit's practically axiomatic; you don't talk smack with Orange Crush.
SQUAREWAVE: DAMN DOGG WHY AS A ROBOT I GOT TO BE SO PREDICTABLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO LIQUID LIKE THIS. IT AIN'T COOL!!!


* Sources:
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006441 - [S] RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/04538/04538.swf

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