* Transcript: "The Yellow Yard (the authors HOT SELF INSERT)"
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"it was at that point when you got
distracted by the authors
HOT SELF INSERT...

AH: who were you expecting.... the easter bunny>


you propaply want to know
how INVOVLED
the big man want to to get into the
storey.........?

how MUNCH will he,
FUCUK this UP/?

well all. I'f got to say to thap is....
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whoof want
to know?


Alright.

As the indulgent self-inserts grow in frequency,
you may find yourself increasingly afraid that
my direct interference with canonical events
approaches inevitability. But you should
understand that I understand that I am dealing
with forces which if handled recklessly will
nullify the basic ability of intelligent beings in
all real and hypothetical planes of existence to
give a shit. It would be stupid of me to
mismanage these forces, and even stupider of
you to worry about it, because it would be
stupid for you to think I was stupid. In fact, I
feel a little dumber just thinking about it.

When the time comes, I will interact directly
with the events of this narrative. But this
moment will be responsibly confined to a passive
intervention. It will be compact, surgical, and
essential. My involvement will have such
precision, I have even managed to quantify it in
units of physical measurement. I will be involved
in only the narrow corridor of space through
which light will pass in three nanoseconds.

My window of influence, end to end, will be
exactly ONE YARD.


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