* Transcript: "Commands from WV's terminal"
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> DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE
  INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
> JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A
  DISTRACTING MANNER.
> INSPECT HAG ASH INCIDENT.
> DO AGAIN AS PURPLE WORDS
  SAY.
> ==>
> IGNORE THIS WOMAN'S ANTICS.
> INDULGE THE DEVICE. BUT BE
  CURT WITH IT.
> ENOUGH STRANGE POETRY FROM
  THE RED TEXT.
> THE PURPLE TEXT IS LESS
  IRRATIONAL THAN THE RED TEXT.
> RIDICULOUS FOLLY. INEXCUSABLE.
> WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS
  THAT THIS CHUM SAYS?
> THE GREEN TEXT WAS ATTRACTIVE.
  NOW VIEW THE RED TEXT
  AGAIN.
> JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
  STOP DOING NOTHING.
> ==> ??
> TROUBLING. INVESTIGATE THIS.
> JOHN, PURSUE ADVERSARY INTO
  THAT ROOM.
> THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO
  DO.
> READ YOUR BOOK. STAY WARY
  OF THESE FOES.
> JOHN TURN AROUND!!!!!
> ==>!!!
> ==>==>==>!!!!!!!!!
> JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON
  AND FIGHT ON!
> YOU SAID
> PUT THE BUNNY
> BACK IN
> THE BOX!!!!!!
> NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS
  ARE YOURS.
> ==>
> WHAT ABOUT THAT CARD.
> OK.
> GATHER THE SCATTERED BITS
  OF YOUR LARGE HAMMER.
> NOW REPAIR THE HAMMER.
> FINE. NOW WHAT
> THE DOOR, JOHN. LOOK AT THE
  DOOR.
> INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE.
> WHAT THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS
> INTERROGATE THIS MADWOMAN.
> ==>
> GO ON. ==>
> ==>
> ME?? ==>
> A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN.
  ==>
> ==>!
> ==>?
> YES I WILL HAVE TO AGREE
  WITH THE FLOAT HAG ABOUT
  THAT.
> THE HAG MENTIONED COOKIES.
  PURSUE HER.
> JOHN YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO
  COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO
  GET THEM
> JOHN. COOKIES. NOW.
> THIS IMPUDENCE IS INSUFFERABLE.
  GO GET THE COOKIES!!!!!!
> JOHN YOU ARE STUPID.
> STUPID STUPID DUMB
> FOR THE LAST TIME I COMMAnd
  you to get the cookies boy
> mister john, respectfully
  ask that you please stand
  up.
> now sir boy, flee from this
  boorish rabble post haste.
> well done, john. polite
  congratulations.
> now my civil fellow, i have
  a well mannered query to
  ask
> john might i bother you for
  a can opener?
> fellow john, it appears we
  have reached an impasse
> the opener dilemma remains
  unsettled, most unfortunately
> but it has been a pleasure
  nonetheless.
> oh, but thank you
> thank you so very very
  much, dear favorable small
  primate
> i shall take my leave now
  john. until next time


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