* Transcript: "DATA STRUCTURES for ASSHOLES: weaponizing the sylladex" * Permalink: http://readmspa.org/transcripts/6_002291.txt DATA STRUCTURES for ASSHOLES Chapter 7 God Damn It, Why Do I Even Bother? The good news: finally your revolting incompetence can be put to use. Instead of accidentally firing a sylladex full of steak knives into a priceless oil painting or your beloved great aunt, you can turn that fumbling fury toward one of your foes, such as the ability to grasp painfully simple concepts. The bad news: I'm tired of explaining myself hoarse to you jibbering fuckwads. In this chapter I will be phoning it in with the liberal use of diagrams and shitty clip art. What are you going to do about it? You are going to wriggle in your own viscous secretions like the worms you are. That's what. Here. Learn something for a change: asshole notes! Purse your lips together to form a stiff pucker. Apply them firmly to my rear end. I now pronounce you man and wife. Now get in the kitchen and make my ass some dinner, bitch. * Sources: * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002291 - JOHN TURN AROUND!!!!! * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00391.gif * Generated by scripts and humans - corrections welcome! * http://readmspa.org/transcripts