* Transcript: "sbahj (Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff updates directly linked from the narrative)"
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SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games

FUCK, I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS........................

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!


SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

bro i got a ticket for the BIG GAME
its sports

dog........i AM SO JEALOUS you KNOW i love the big game.

oh yeah

and there he goes

the big man.... HASS the rock

he''s driving SO HARD threw the paint DOWN TOWN!

--ally-yoop--
--ally-oop--
"ahlly'yoop" for the SLAM-DUNK


SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

Bro did
youget the new hot game that everyones buzzing about these days

DUDE you KNOW i did, you KNOW it!

that is SO SWEET man how about a bro hug bump

ok how do we do this........ .,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, .................... .......... ................................ let's DO this thing

lets make this shit work

where doing it man

where MAKING THIS HAPEN


SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

introducing the new friend................ GEROMY

BRO HAVE
told you dog
BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOCKS
AROUND ANYWEAR

no dude

AGAIN with the socks what IS it even with you and SOCKS MAN

its like you must be TOKING UP on a joint to make you STON STONED or something i can't even think of WHO leaves all there SOCKS lying around like that.
AUUUUUGH!

THE SOCK RUSE WAS A............. DISTACTION
I HAVE the car


SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF
goes shoping
(in "SBahHJ go shopping)

not all the cans are the same
what's the differance
BEANS BEANS

this selection has too many
       .............
PRICES and VAULES

and there he goes
he has... the managers attention

and now. the police are
invovled. jesus chris
AHAHAHA omfg

i cant BELIEVE what he made take place


SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

sports
........

in my dream
i am the star.
its me

and THEN
the big man comes

for a little one on one

DUNK

but it turns out
to be CRAZY
what kind of
dunks this guy
has

DUNK

im telling you. . . . air like
that is UNREAL, it
doens't even HAPPEN.
most of the time

the coart
is on FIRE

dude come
get the ruler
check this out

ok dude
no

your
holdung it
wrong

dude................

no dude..

dude

dude hurry
look he'ss escaping
from above

DUNK

dude no ../ .
let me show you

no

fuck

no

dude

DUNK

no...
fuck

dude...
you got to
FLIP it
TURN-WAYS

FUCK

where doing it m

DUNK

jesus

fuck

dude

let's DO

* fractal repeat...

......


SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

shit.
lets be
santa

great

boots

fuck

come ON

 *sign* ...

fuck.

who would even
make these.......

conksuck boots
anyway

imigrants??..

BIMP

and the night
before christmas........

and all through
then house

not a creature


SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

A-BLAH!
A-BLAH!

pffffffahahaha.....
im going to suck
your blood dude!

EEEEEAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAAOOO
OOOOOOO
EEEAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAARRRR
RRRRRRGG
GGGGGGGGHHHH

deudly firearms.....

are you next?

are you next?

are you next?


SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

COCTINUED

and there he goe's

WE HAVE.

LIFDOFF

cloun

dufe, are you 
SCOPING this bitches
CHOICE ASS

GEROMY
(again)


SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

"got to church!"

DONG!

grass

(he turts around ..)

No you dumb homo tool, your PRAYING WRONG.

god

A CLOSTER INSPECTION→

WROG

CHRIST,

no look......

FUCK

dude no look no.

it's
NOT THAT HARD

good lard...

ok yo'ure
obvioubly doing this
just to
PISS ME OF

JESUS
DICK


SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

sports

CHORLIE BROWN
CHARLIE BROWN: AUGH!
WUMP!
LUCY: ISN'T IT BETTER THIS WAY, CHARLIE BROWN? ISN'T IT BETTER TO TRUST PEOPLE?
Schulz
"THIS IS WHAT THE REFRANCE"

LITFOF

whirlybird

whirlybird
PHHPPPBBB

bbthb...


* Sources:
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002226 - ==>
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002359 - Dave: Check if Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff has a sweet update.
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002563 - John: Turn around...
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003023 - ==>
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003232 - [I] ==>
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003249 - [I] SS: Flip your sprite.
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003702 - Rose: Alchemize a whole bunch of cool stuff.
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005247 - ==>
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005314 - WE HAVE.
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005982 - SNOP
* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008551 - [A6A6I2] ====>
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* http://www.mspaintadventures.com/./sweetbroandhellajeff/archive/007.jpg
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