* Transcript: "Colonel Sassacre: The Creepy-Crawlies"
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COLONEL

FROM
GEO SOULEGEL(?)

3? & 40 CENTRE ST, NEW YORK  No 2078 INS. $20.00 per 1000 net
   5? 5th AVE. CHICAGO, ILL      No 2079 OUTS.  0.00             

ALSO BLANK

THE CREEPY-CRAWLIES!

Hell's bells, we are having a mighty
sporting time of it!

Hold fast my intrepid fellow prank-
smiths! We've merely nicked the mahogany
of our japing chests.

If I may direct the incisive ogle of your
beagle puss to the wriggling regency of
rubber bugs, plastic parasites, squirming
serpents, pliable pests, and every such
order and phyla of creepy-crawlie!

Land sakes alive, we are cooking with
petrol now!

In further exhibits we shall dwell on
artifice useful to your exploits. Is your
pappy's rod and reel handy? What about a
bit of iron cord; it shouldn't prove
elusive. Bring those wriggling rascals to
life, and set the nerves of some old maid
to the wreck of Hesperus!

Do you have a bothersome aunt who never
seems troubled to find ways with your
sunny afternoon hours? A board, splintery
fence - a bucket of whitewash perhaps?

By gum you'll fix her wagon!

And what of that tawny gent who puts his
lackadaisical lean near the sarsaparilla
font? You'll have that listless octoroon
find the spring in his step just yet!


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