* Transcript: "GAMEBRO feature review of Sburb"
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GAME
BRO
FEATURE

SBURB

So ok. 

SBURB is this game that
a lot of cats seem hella
pumped of. And this beta
is sitting on my desk for
review, so I'm like, yeah
man I'll write something. 

But I don't know. I'm like,
so this is about houses or
some noise? That's fine, I'm sure that's
like fucking dynamite in a handbag for
some brosephs. But all I'm saying is,
when do you get to *thrash* anything?
While you're playing house or some shit,
are you ever in jeopardy of getting mud
on your doll's dress or whatever from
busting out, and I quote, "the mad
stunts all wicked up-ins"?

Know what I'm saying, Bro-Yo Ma? I
didn't actually play this game, but I gave
it 1.5 hats out of 5 hats to keep it real. 

At this point I'd like to give a shout out
to my boy Dennis who was over the
other day. We were going to chill in front
of The Dark Knight and he was so
psyched of it y'all.

So this one time he was
leaning against the screen
door and the shit popped
open, and the back deck
was wet and he slipped
down the steps and broke
his thumb on the lawn. It
wasn't a long fall, but hey I
guess a thumb bone wasn't
made for supporting the
brunt of a huge useless tool
against wet grass. We never did watch
Dark Knight on account of Ron truck-
ing his bawling candy-ass girth to the
hospital. 

But it's cool, I still got another watch
in me, Brotel Rwanda.

BRO-NOTES :
Dennis  was  so
wasted, ha ha. I
mean damn.

Rating for : SBURB
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