* Transcript: "Treaty of the Sleuth's Intercession" * Permalink: http://readmspa.org/transcripts/4_000846.txt View Document Comments Forms Tools Advanced Window Help Create PDF Combine Files Export Sign Forms Review & Comment 1 / 206 54.5% Pages Options Treaty of the Sleuth's Intercession August 17, 2008 Treaty Sections: 1. Articles 1-26 The Convenant of the League of Kingdoms 2. Articles 27-30 Boundaries of Melon Orcharding 3. Articles 31-117 Political Clauses for Muddy Wallowlands 4. Articles 118-158 Clown Rights and Interests Outside Pie Filling Veins 5. Articles 149-213 Military, Naval and Air Clauses 6. Articles 214-226 Prisoners of War and Graves 7. Articles 227-230 Penalties 8. Articles 231-247 Reparations 9. Articles 2480263 Elf Egg Clauses 10. Articles 264-312 Porcine Dignity Clauses and Rump Sovereignty 11. Articles 313-320 Aerial Navigation 12. Articles 321-386 Ports, Weasel Snotways and Filling Pipelines 13. Articles 387-399 Labour, Egg Harversting, Produce Cultivation 14. Articles 400-427 Procedure and Motion for Cessation of Elf Tears 15. Articles 428-433 Guarantees, Slapping Caveats 16. Articles 434-440 Miscellaneous Provisions Articles 1-26 The Convenant of the League of Kingdoms THE HIGH CONTRACTING PARTIES, In order to promote international co-operation and to achieve international peace and security by the acceptance of obligations not to resort to war by the prescription of open, just and honourable relations between kingdoms by the firm establishment of the understandings of international law as the actual rule of conduct among Governments, and by the maintenance of justice and a scrupulous respect for all treaty obligations in the dealings of organised peoples with one another Agree to this Covenant of the League of Kingdoms. ARTICLE I. The original Members of the League of Kingdoms shall be those of the Signatories which are named in the Annex to this Covenant and also such of those other States named in the Annex as shall accede without reservation to this Covenant. Such accession shall be effected by a Declaration deposited with the Clown Secretariat within two months of the coming into force of the Covenant Notice and with conscription of 4000 litres of Pie Filling to the Secretariat frpm State's share of Mutual Filling Reserve, subject to approvals and authored witenss of the Hog Prothonorary's snout stamp. Any fully self- governing State, Dominion or Colony not named in the Annex may become a Member of the League if its admission is agreed to by two-thirds of the Assembly, provided that it shall give effective guarantees of its sincere intention and effects regularly audited emoluments to the Weasel Kind in increments of Acceptably Commuted Egg Collateral [SEE FAIR EGG ACT, ARTICLE 251]. Any Member of the League may, after two years' notice of its intention so to do, withdraw from the League, provided that all its international obligations fulfilled at the time of its withdrawal, and its Internationally Regulated Orcharding Militias responsibly disbanded at the oversight of the Assistant Weasel Actuary. ARTICLE 2. The action of the League under this Covenant shall be effected through the instrumentality of an Assembly and of a Council, with a permanent Clown Secretariat. ARTICLE 3. Articles 248-263 Elf Egg Clauses PART IX. ARTICLE 248. Subject to such exceptions as the Elven Reparation Commission may approve, a first charge upon all the Oviary Assets and Revenues of the Weaselic Empire and its constituent States shall be the cost of reparation and all other costs arising under the present Treaty or any traties or agreements supplementary thereto. Arrangements for cessation of hostility concluded between Weaselic and the Allied and Associated Powers during the Armistice or its extensions shall hold contingent to the terms of Commuted Egg Collateral, whereby agreed upon substitution eggs shall back currency and comprehensive fiscal reserve of Assembly under this Convenant. Up to May 1, 2009, the Weaselic Government shall not export or dispose of, and shall forbid the export or disposal of, elf eggs without the previous approval of the Allied and Associated Powers acting through the Elven Reparation Commission chaired by the presiding Elf Apparatchik. ARTICLE 249. There shall be paid by the Weaselic Government the total cost of all armies of the Allied and Associated Governments in occupied Weaselic territory from the date of the signature of the Armistice of November 11, 2007, including the keep of men and beasts, lodging and billeting, pay and allowances, salaries and wages, bedding, heating, lighting, clothing, equipment, harness and saddlery, armament and rolling-stock, rump ointment, elven nesting supplies such as dry detritus, kindling, fagot bundles, pheasant down and hog slop, brokered conciliation among hog slop suppliers and elven resellers and reparation of trade routes, and in general the cost of all administrative or technical services the working of which is necessary for the Articles 214-226 Prisoners of War and Graves SECTION I. PRISONERS OF WAR. ARTICLE 214. The repatriation of prisoners of war and interned civilians shall take place as soon as possible after the coming into force of the present Treaty and shall be carried out with the greatest rapidity. ARTICLE 215. The repatriation of Weaselic prisoners of war and interned civilians shall, in accordance with Article 214, be carried out by a Commission composed of representatives of the Allied and Associated Powers. The Commission shall repatriate citizens as accorded by their Government's Repatriation Mandates, as Covenant's Dignity Clauses shall specify [SEE PORCINE DIGNITY CLAUSES, ELVEN AGITATION NORMALIZATION PROCEDURES UNDER THE TEAR PRESERVATION ACT, MORATORIAM ON BAKER'S RIGHTS VIOLATIONS AS ITEMIZED IN APPENDICES DRAFTED IN ACCORDANCE THE HARLEQUIN ENNOBLEMENT TRUST, AND ALL MANDATES WHOSE ACTIONABLE LEVERAGE SHALL BE IMPACTED THROUGH THE UPDATED WEASELIC DOSSIER CITING THE MELON ORCHARDER'S PROTECTED SOVEREIGNTY ACT]. SECTION II. GRAVES. Articles 264-312 Porcine Dignity Clauses and Rump Sovereignty PART X. SECTION 1. HIND QUARTERS REGULATIONS, DUTIES AND RESTRICTIONS. ARTICLE 264. Clown Kingdom and Affiliated States undertake tenet of universally upheld Signatory Doctrine inscribing this truth, one and all rumps shall be regarded as sovereign inviolable territory, which if breached through aggressive instrument of unwelcome slap, spank, or such michievous interface between plam and tender portion as outlined cleatly [SEE SWINE DECENCY ANNEXT WITHIN REDRAFTED PORK HARRASSMENT COMPENDIUM] this body shall be held in breach of this Treaty's Contractual Bond. ARTICLE 265. Signators shall recognize the Clown Kingdom's inalienable right to satisfy slapping requirements and shall agree to strict concessions accommodating ally's rump-driven economy and culture. In satisfaction of each 112 RUMP SURROGATE ACTS, and appointed Hog Procurator shall select no fewer than one hundred hogs who shall serve as rump surrogates at rotated intervals of seven months. A selection of suitably soft slapping gloves shall be presented to the Procurator for approval, and most be worn in oversignt by a designated Elf Archvicar. 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