Adventure Log

06/20/12: Calliope: Open it.
06/20/12: Calliope: Examine black tome.
06/20/12: Calliope: Flip to another page.
06/20/12: Calliope: Open it up.
06/20/12: Calliope: Check out green tome.
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06/20/12: Calliope: See what you've got captchalogued.
06/19/12: Calliope: Examine box.
06/19/12: Calliope: Tidy up a little.
06/19/12: Calliope: Examine mess.
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06/19/12: Calliope: Examine artwork.
06/19/12: Calliope: Dehorn.
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06/16/12: Roxy: Multitask.
06/16/12: Roxy: Connect with Jake.
06/15/12: Roxy: Put out fires.
06/15/12: Roxy: Return home.
06/15/12: I selected all those characters. Time to move on.
06/15/12: Select character.
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06/15/12: Roxy: Answer UU.
06/14/12: Roxy: Answer chumps.
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06/14/12: Be Roxy.
06/14/12: Select character.
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06/12/12: Be Dirk.
06/12/12: Select character.
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06/11/12: Jake: Transportalize.
06/11/12: Jake: Deploy.
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06/11/12: Jake: Answer.
06/10/12: Jake: Take it.
06/10/12: Jake: Jump down and get that globe.
06/10/12: Jake: Look in hole.
06/10/12: Be Jake.
06/10/12: Select character.
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06/09/12: Jane: "Transportalize."
06/09/12: Jane: Follow the rabbit.
06/09/12: Jane: Deploy.
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06/09/12: Jane: Zoom out.
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06/09/12: Jane: Answer client shades.
06/09/12: Jane: Examine door.
06/09/12: Be Jane.
06/09/12: Select character.
06/08/12: ==>
06/08/12: uu: Defeat UU.
06/08/12: uu: Jeer UU.
06/08/12: UU: Defeat uu.
06/08/12: UU: Cheer uu.
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06/05/12: [S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv.
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06/04/12: Jake: Prepare present for delivery.
06/03/12: Jake: Check capsule clock.
06/03/12: Jake: Watch capsule bloom.
06/03/12: Jake: Shrink it.
06/03/12: Jake: Ok, try out infinitesimalizer.
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06/03/12: Jake: Monstrositify something.
06/03/12: Jake: Deploy Terry Kiser.
06/03/12: Jake: Examine time capsule.
06/03/12: Jake: Answer.
06/03/12: Jake: Wake up.
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05/25/12: uu: Reveal shitty twist.
05/25/12: uu: Jeer future Dirk.
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05/22/12: uu: Jeer Past Dirk.
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05/22/12: uu: Jeer Dirk.
05/20/12: Jane: Pester UU.
05/20/12: Jane: Answer again.
05/19/12: Jane: Proceed to crypt.
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05/19/12: Jane: Feed it to gristwidget 12000.
05/19/12: Jane: Captchalogue obelisk.
05/19/12: Jane: Answer.
05/19/12: Jane: Get car.
05/19/12: Jane: Examine note.
05/19/12: Jane: Investigate clue.
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05/19/12: Jane: Keep looking for dad.
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05/18/12: DD: Use Red Miles.
05/18/12: DD: Ok, that's cool. Stop being invisible.
05/18/12: DD: Unleash awesome powers of ring.
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05/16/12: [S] DD: Ascend more casually.
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05/16/12: [S] DD: Ascend.
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05/14/12: DD: Mount Dronegorg and ride into battle.
05/13/12: DD: Retrieve extra firepower.
05/13/12: DD: Seek help.
05/13/12: DD: Locate prince.
05/13/12: DD: Report.
05/13/12: Archagent: Report.
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05/09/12: Jake: Attempt to get a gab in edgeways.
05/09/12: Other guy: Be Jake.
05/03/12: Jack: Quick, be the other guy again.
05/03/12: Jack: Greet visitor.
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05/03/12: Jack: Send him off.
05/03/12: Jack: Pry open panel with knife.
05/03/12: Jack: Bring casket over to receptacle.
05/03/12: Jack: Close it up.
05/03/12: Jack: Make it fit.
05/03/12: Jack: Seek alternative casket.
05/03/12: Jack: Give guy a proper funeral.
05/03/12: Jack: Apologize to guard's body.
05/03/12: Jack: Stop being that guy.
05/03/12: Jack: Be the other guy.
05/03/12: Jack: Welcome guest.
05/03/12: Jack: Look around room.
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05/02/12: Jack: Convince second guard to pick up keys for you.
05/02/12: Jack: Beckon other guard over.
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05/02/12: Jack: Use knife to snag one of the keys on the floor.
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05/01/12: Jack: Now.
05/01/12: Jack: Knock on door.
05/01/12: Jack: Examine exit.
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05/01/12: Jack: Throw a knife down there to get that guy's attention.
05/01/12: Jack: Forge blade out of illicit literature.
05/01/12: Jack: Examine compromising material.
05/01/12: Jack: Empty pumpkin on floor.
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05/01/12: Jack: Open it.
05/01/12: Jack: Carve pumpkin.
05/01/12: Jack: Take pointy thing.
05/01/12: Jack: Search for carving apparatus.
04/30/12: Jack: Take a closer look.
04/30/12: Jack: Inspect pumpkin.
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04/30/12: Jack: Look out window.
04/30/12: Jack: Consume pumpkin.
04/30/12: Jack: Get pumpkin.
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04/30/12: Jack: Get key.
04/30/12: Jack: Attempt to pry open window.
04/30/12: Jack: Start Jailbreak Adventure.
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04/22/12: Jake: Complete brobot.
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04/21/12: Jake: Respond.
04/21/12: Years in the past...
04/21/12: Jake: Regain consciousness.
04/21/12: Jake: Proceed to time capsule.
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04/18/12: Jane: Say hello to your new guide.
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04/18/12: Gamzee: Retrieve contraband from chest of whimsy.
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04/17/12: [S] Jane: Cautiously approach.
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04/16/12: [S] Jane: Proceed.
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04/13/12: [S] ACT 6 ACT 3
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04/02/12: END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2
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03/09/12: ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2
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03/08/12: [S] Jane: Enter.
03/04/12: Jane: Examine pre-punched card.
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03/03/12: Roxy: Hide!!!!!
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03/03/12: Roxy: Run!!!!! Again!!!!!
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03/03/12: Roxy: Abscond.
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03/02/12: Dirk: Retrieve juju.
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03/01/12: Dirk: Answer.
03/01/12: Dirk: Ask Roxy.
03/01/12: Dirk: Examine fenestrated plane.
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02/27/12: Roxy: Jump in.
02/27/12: Roxy: Run!!!!!
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02/27/12: Roxy: Solicit GCat for assistance.
02/26/12: Roxy: Fire!!!!!
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02/26/12: Roxy: Turn around.
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02/26/12: Jaspersprite: Say hi to everybody!
02/26/12: [S] Frigglish: Fast forward to Jaspersprite.
02/25/12: Roxy: Send him home.
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02/25/12: Roxy: Deploy Frigglish.
02/25/12: Roxy: Get to that transmaterializer.
02/25/12: Roxy: Wear the scarf. Be the Rider.
02/25/12: Roxy: Go just sort of pick it up.
02/25/12: Roxy: Collect sample.
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02/25/12: Roxy: Appearify.
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02/24/12: Roxy: Proceed to transmaterializer.
02/24/12: Roxy: Emerge from fuck deep in meowcats.
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02/23/12: Jack: Answer Dignitary.
02/23/12: Jack: Finish job.
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02/20/12: Jake: Pester Jane.
02/20/12: Jake: Pester Roxy.
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02/19/12: Jake: Black out.
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02/18/12: Jake: Pester Dirk.
02/18/12: Jake: Level up.
02/16/12: [S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.
02/14/12: Jane: Answer Roxy.
02/14/12: Jane: Pester shades.
02/10/12: Ok, I already picked both of those characters.
02/10/12: Dirk: Exit.
02/10/12: Dirk: Go through bedroom door.
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02/09/12: Dirk: Talk to alien.
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02/07/12: Jane: Run to study.
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02/07/12: Dirk: Deploy cruxtruder.
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02/07/12: Dirk: Deploy more stuff.
02/07/12: Dirk: Deploy.
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02/06/12: Dirk: Warn Jane.
02/06/12: Dirk: Answer Auto-Responder.
02/06/12: Dirk: Take actual responsibilities seriously.
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02/06/12: Dirk: Pester Roxy.
02/06/12: Dirk: Be waking self again.
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02/04/12: Dirk: Exit.
02/04/12: Dirk: Check on Roxy.
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02/04/12: Dirk: Act fast.
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02/03/12: [S] RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!
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02/02/12: Dirk: Examine sleazy Dersite rag.
02/02/12: Dirk: Be dream self.
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02/01/12: Dirk: Take sord.....
02/01/12: Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff plush.
02/01/12: Dirk: Captchalogue Sweet Bro plush.
02/01/12: Dirk: Captchalogue Geromy plush.
01/31/12: Dirk: Examine red microwave.
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01/31/12: Dirk: Check out big tv.
01/31/12: Dirk: Examine puppet/hat pile.
01/31/12: Dirk: Examine little posters.
01/31/12: Dirk: What the hell is that on your arm...
01/31/12: Dirk: Change shirt.
01/31/12: Dirk: Examine wardrobe.
01/31/12: Dirk: Greet robotic friend.
01/31/12: Dirk: Admire fancy santa.
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01/31/12: Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump.
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01/30/12: Dirk: Go get your sword.
01/30/12: Be Dirk.
01/30/12: Roxy: Descend.
01/30/12: Roxy: Proceed to lab.
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01/28/12: Roxy: Answer.
01/28/12: Roxy: Land already.
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01/26/12: Roxy: Jump in.
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01/26/12: Roxy: Break some glass.
01/26/12: Roxy: Clear some space.
01/26/12: Roxy: Break bottle.
01/26/12: Roxy: Retrieve mutant kitten.
01/25/12: Roxy: Take cat.
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01/25/12: Roxy: Take book.
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01/25/12: Roxy: Appearify.
01/25/12: Roxy: Aim.
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01/25/12: Roxy: Ready appearifier.
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01/24/12: Roxy: Answer Jane.
01/24/12: Roxy: Flirtlarp.
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01/21/12: Roxy: Answer.
01/21/12: Roxy: Wake up.
01/20/12: [S] Roxy: Sleepwalk.
01/18/12: Roxy: Black out.
01/18/12: Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable booze snooze.
01/18/12: Roxy: Examine plush pile.
01/18/12: Roxy: Sip martini more thoughtfully than that.
01/18/12: Roxy: Sip martini thoughtfully.
01/18/12: Roxy: You're thirsty.
01/18/12: Roxy: Get little ray gun.
01/17/12: Roxy: Read other book.
01/17/12: Roxy: Take journals.
01/17/12: Roxy: Say hi to cat.
01/17/12: Roxy: Examine CotL poster.
01/17/12: Roxy: Take books.
01/17/12: Roxy: Captchalogue one.
01/17/12: Roxy: Examine dead mutant collection.
01/17/12: Roxy: Go grab that sweet gun.
01/17/12: Be Roxy.
01/17/12: Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a proboscis.
01/15/12: Examine room.
01/15/12: Pony: Wake up.
01/15/12: Examine placronym.
01/15/12: Roxy: Wail like an alley cat and blow bubbles in your drink.
01/15/12: Examine room.
01/15/12: Cat: Move tail.
01/15/12: Examine placronym.
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01/15/12: DS: Deploy.
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01/12/12: Jane: Answer Di-Stri.
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01/11/12: Jane: Press enter.
01/11/12: Jane: Install Sburb client.
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01/11/12: Jane: Just check out the file already.
01/11/12: Jane: Turn page.
01/11/12: Jane: Flip to page 1.
01/11/12: Jane: Examine contents.
01/11/12: Jane: Read Pony Pals.
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01/09/12: RL: Appearify.
01/09/12: Jane: Empty sylladex.
01/09/12: Jane: Look around.
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01/05/12: Jane: Contact bffsy.
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01/05/12: Jane: Return to room.
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01/02/12: Jane: Call GCat down from the tree.
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01/02/12: Jane: Turn around.
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01/01/12: ACT 6 ACT 2
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12/31/11: Jack: Hit road, blow joint.
12/31/11: Jack: Inspect torso.
12/31/11: Jack: Wrap this up.
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12/31/11: Jack: Contact Droll.
12/31/11: Jack: Check time.
12/31/11: Jack: Get watch.
12/31/11: Jane: Be Jack Noir.
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12/17/11: [A6I1] Dave: Level up.
12/17/11: [A6I1] Rose: Level up.
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12/10/11: ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1
12/10/11: John and Jade: Reap spoils.
12/10/11: Jade: Level up.
12/10/11: John: Level up.
12/10/11: Hussiebot: Hurry!!!
12/09/11: Hussiebot: Check time.
12/09/11: No, not quite.
12/09/11: So, uh... what about all those other kids?
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12/08/11: [S] Jane: Get mail.
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12/08/11: Jane: Run.
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12/06/11: Jake: Run.
12/06/11: Hat: Level up.
12/06/11: Jane: Level up.
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12/05/11: Jane: Throw down your hat in disgust.
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12/05/11: Jane: Tell Seb to put fridge down.
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12/04/11: Jane: Read note.
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12/04/11: Jane: Command Sebastian to lift fridge.
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12/02/11: Jane: Answer Strider.
12/02/11: Jane: Put head back.
12/02/11: Jane: Assess damage.
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12/01/11: Jake: Look down.
11/30/11: Jake: Examine frog temple.
11/30/11: Jake: Behold zoological splendor.
11/30/11: Jake: Exit forest.
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11/29/11: Jane: Activate.
11/29/11: Jane: Implement plan of last resort.
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11/29/11: Jake: Fly through the air shooting two guns at once.
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11/29/11: Jake: Turn around.
11/29/11: Jake: Commence robroquest.
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11/28/11: Jake: Answer Lalonde.
11/28/11: Jake: Be completely oblivious to thing in background.
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11/27/11: Jake: Examine pumpkin patch.
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11/26/11: Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the races.
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11/25/11: Jane: Bother Jake.
11/24/11: Jane: Read inscription again.
11/23/11: Jane: Retrieve arm.
11/23/11: Jane: On second thought, take his book.
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11/23/11: Jane: Consult with poppop.
11/23/11: Jane: Check window.
11/23/11: Jane: Go to front door.
11/23/11: Jane: Proceed downstairs.
11/22/11: Jane: Take a peek into living room.
11/22/11: Jane: Examine portrait.
11/22/11: Ok, I'm done here. Moving on.
11/22/11: Jake: Exit.
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11/22/11: Jake: Answer Strider.
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11/21/11: Jake: Go downstairs.
11/21/11: Jake: Pester Jane.
11/21/11: Jake: Wear skulltop.
11/21/11: Jake: Ditch computers.
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11/21/11: Jake: Message your good bro.
11/20/11: Jake: Don computers.
11/20/11: Jake: Unearth more computers.
11/20/11: Jake: Answer.
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11/20/11: Jake: Take comics.
11/20/11: Jake: Examine comics.
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11/19/11: Jake: Take bunny.
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11/19/11: Jake: Examine bunny.
11/19/11: Jake: Examine package.
11/19/11: Jake: Stop kissing stupid poster.
11/18/11: Jake: Make out with all of them.
11/18/11: Jake: Scope out those blue chicks.
11/18/11: Jake: Examine posters.
11/18/11: Jake: Examine bed.
11/18/11: Jake: Ok, forget it.
11/18/11: Jake: Wear it.
11/18/11: Jake: Examine holster belt.
11/18/11: Jake: About those arms.
11/17/11: Be Jake.
11/17/11: Jane: Exit.
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11/17/11: Jane: Don clever disguise.
11/17/11: Jane: Prepare to retrieve mail.
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11/17/11: Jane: Answer Lalonde.
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11/16/11: Jane: Continue vigilant window gazing.
11/16/11: Jane: Wear tiaratop.
11/16/11: Jane: Activate.
11/16/11: Jane: Insert hat card.
11/16/11: Jane: Check out gristwidget.
11/15/11: Jane: Inspect books.
11/15/11: Jane: Captchalogue all.
11/15/11: Jane: Dump chest.
11/15/11: Jane: Rummage around.
11/15/11: Jane: Ok, back to the chest.
11/15/11: Jane: Answer.
11/15/11: Jane: Open chest.
11/15/11: Jane: Back to the window!
11/14/11: Jane: Try flipping switch.
11/14/11: Jane: Examine bowlbuster.
11/14/11: Jane: Look around.
11/14/11: Jane: Wait a minute.
11/14/11: Jane: Check clock.
11/13/11: Jane: Answer Jake.
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11/13/11: Jane: Look out window.
11/12/11: Jane: Examine bunnies.
11/12/11: Jane: Take spoon.
11/12/11: Jane: Check out other posters.
11/12/11: Jane: Inspect posters.
11/12/11: Jane: Get hat.
11/12/11: Jane: Captchalogue it!
11/12/11: Jane: Examine fetch modus.
11/11/11: Be Jane.
11/11/11: Jake: Retrieve arms from floor, post-haste!
11/11/11: Examine room.
11/11/11: Enter name.
11/11/11: Jane: Quickly retrieve arms from chest.
11/11/11: Examine room.
11/11/11: Enter name.
11/11/11: Homestuck
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11/11/11: [S] ACT 6
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10/31/11: [S] Begin intermission 2.
10/25/11: END OF ACT 5
10/25/11: [S] Cascade.
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08/22/11: Insert disc 2.
08/19/11: Unsnop.
08/19/11: SNOP
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07/02/11: [o] ==>
07/02/11: [o]
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07/02/11: [o]
07/02/11: [o] Feel free to examine the clippings while I tidy.
07/02/11: [o] This scrapbook is now in hopeless disarray.
06/25/11: [o] Will you look at this mess.
06/25/11: [o] Now leave, and never darken my door again.
06/19/11: [o] You are not supposed to kiss her, Mr. Noir.
06/19/11: [o] To do what it is you do best.
06/19/11: [o] I thought I could rely on you of all people.
06/18/11: [o] You let me down, Slick.
06/18/11: [o] And so on.
06/18/11: [o] HEADS.
06/18/11: [o] BREAK.
06/16/11: [o] Even atrocious candy bowl etiquette.
06/16/11: [o] Slick, I can tolerate many things from a guest.
06/15/11: [o] Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!
06/15/11: [S][o] Tick. Tock. Tick...
06/15/11: [o] I am a wonderful chaperone as well as an excellent host.
06/15/11: [o] There.
06/14/11: [o] To redirect the view from this impropriety. Oh goodness.
06/14/11: [o] Pardon me while I adjust the narrow fenestrated wall,
06/14/11: [o] Oh my, oh my, oh my. This will not do at all.
06/14/11: [o] Oh my.
06/14/11: [o] Slick... I am serious. Please stop.
06/14/11: [o] Stop.
06/12/11: [S][o] Tick. Tock.
06/12/11: [o] Tock.
06/12/11: [o] Tick.
06/12/11: [o] Honk.
06/10/11: [o] Honk.
06/10/11: [o] Tock.
06/10/11: [o] Tick.
06/10/11: [o] Tock.
06/10/11: [o] Tick.
06/10/11: [o] Tock.
06/10/11: [o] Tick.
06/10/11: [o] Tock.
06/08/11: [o] Tick.
06/08/11: [o] Tock.
06/08/11: [o] Tick.
06/08/11: [o] Tock.
06/08/11: [o] Tick.
06/08/11: [o] Tock.
06/08/11: [o] Tick.
06/08/11: [o] Moving on.
06/08/11: [o] I wouldn't bet against her.
06/08/11: [o] Tock.
06/08/11: [o] While I continue to not be a gambling man,
06/08/11: [o] Tick.
06/08/11: [o] In round two, the Slayer would be not merely compelled,
06/04/11: [o] Tock.
06/04/11: [o] Tick.
06/04/11: [o] Tock.
06/04/11: [o] Tick.
06/02/11: [o] 8^y
06/02/11: [o] The Thief would probably roll her dice.
06/02/11: [o] Round two.
06/02/11: [o] Tock.
06/02/11: [o] Tick.
06/01/11: [o] Tock.
06/01/11: [o] Tick.
06/01/11: [o] Tock.
06/01/11: [o] Tick.
06/01/11: [o] But not without a pair of trophies.
06/01/11: [o] And now knowing her position,
05/31/11: [o] But the story will.
05/31/11: [o] Of course.
05/31/11: [o] Remember?
05/31/11: [o] Tock.
05/30/11: [o] Tick.
05/30/11: [o] Tock.
05/30/11: [o] Tick.
05/30/11: [o] Tock.
05/30/11: [o] Tick.
05/27/11: [o] Bonk.
05/27/11: [o] Tock.
05/27/11: [o] Tick.
05/27/11: [o] Tock.
05/27/11: [o] Tick.
05/27/11: [o] Let's find out.
05/26/11: [o] Instead, he got her.
05/26/11: [o] But not for lack of a devoted mentor.
05/26/11: [o] And while I can't give you my assurance,
05/25/11: [o] Nor had he tasted notoriety,
05/25/11: [o] He'd done nothing to earn martyrdom,
05/25/11: [o] And what sort of spectator would you be...
05/25/11: [o] How could this moment later come to pass?
05/25/11: [o] This outcome was hardly a point of suspense.
05/25/11: [o] Moving on.
05/21/11: [o] Tock.
05/21/11: [o] I warned her.
05/21/11: [o] Tick.
05/21/11: [o] Compelling, but not particularly challenging.
05/19/11: [o] Here we left our human Hero of Light.
05/19/11: [o] Round Two.
05/19/11: [o] Tock.
05/19/11: [o] Tick.
05/18/11: [o] Tock.
05/18/11: [o] Tick.
05/18/11: [o] So ends a tale of rivalry.
05/18/11: [o] It turned out,
05/18/11: [o] Tock.
05/18/11: [o] Tick.
05/18/11: [o] Tock.
05/18/11: [o] Tick.
05/16/11: [o] Both the Seer and the Thief knew this.
05/16/11: [o] Tock.
05/16/11: [o] Tick.
05/16/11: [o] Tock.
05/16/11: [o] Tick.
05/16/11: [o] But yes, I can fix it.
05/16/11: [o] Let's have a look at this disc.
05/16/11: [o] Please come in.
05/15/11: Vižit dØctor.
05/15/11: QÛít„
05/15/11: => =
05/14/11: [S] Flip.
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04/29/11: [S] Seer: Ascend.
04/27/11: Insert disc 2.
04/23/11: Terezi: Examine journal entry.
04/23/11: Terezi: Read it.
04/23/11: Terezi: Look up.
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04/21/11: Terezi: Hug Pyralspite.
04/21/11: Terezi: Open other chest.
04/21/11: Terezi: Wear suit.
04/21/11: Terezi: Open chest.
04/21/11: Terezi: Examine chests.
04/20/11: Terezi: Captchalogue disc.
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04/20/11: [S] Terezi: Play tiny record.
04/20/11: ==>
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04/19/11: Terezi: Examine cover.
04/19/11: Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew record.
04/19/11: [S] Terezi: Play records.
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04/18/11: Terezi: Exit door.
04/18/11: Terezi: Climb stairs.
04/18/11: Terezi: Examine surroundings.
04/18/11: Terezi: Wake up.
04/16/11: [S] Terezi: Read note.
04/16/11: [S] Terezi: Proceed.
04/15/11: Keep playing anyway.
04/15/11: ==>
04/13/11: Exit.
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04/10/11: i must explode this ridiculously illegal edifice.
04/10/11: i have other duties to attend to.
04/10/11: but only while i am away from my jurisdiction.
04/09/11: you call it the slammer when you are extra angry at crimes.
04/09/11: this atrocity cannot go unpunished.
04/09/11: ==>
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04/06/11: Dave: Break.
04/06/11: Dave: Answer.
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04/02/11: [S] ==>
03/29/11: [S] Seer: Descend.
03/29/11: ==>
03/29/11: John: Approach grimdarkness.
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03/25/11: John: Bid farewell.
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03/24/11: John: Wear the hood. Be the leader.
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03/23/11: [S] All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.
03/22/11: ==>
03/22/11: John: Hugen hammer.
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03/22/11: John: Read note.
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03/22/11: John: Retrieve tiny hammer.
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03/22/11: John: Reunite with Liv Tyler.
03/21/11: CD?: Approach locals.
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03/20/11: John: Return to surface.
03/19/11: John: Take Tumor.
03/18/11: ==>
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03/18/11: John: Look inside.
03/18/11: ==>
03/18/11: John: Look around.
03/17/11: John: Locate Tumor.
03/17/11: I want to know. Tell me, and please be smug about it.
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03/16/11: BM: Request ruler.
03/16/11: BM: Wreck some havoc.
03/16/11: Big Man: Request time out.
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03/16/11: Rose: Resist urge to seek revenge.
03/15/11: ==>
03/15/11: Rose: Go dark.
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03/14/11: Seer: Ask.
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03/11/11: Rose: Answer.
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03/11/11: Rose: Ask.
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03/08/11: Rose: Pester informant.
03/08/11: Be teenage girl from another universe.
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03/03/11: Be Scratch.
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02/24/11: Aradia: Report discovery.
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02/23/11: Aradia: Enter bubble.
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02/22/11: Aradia: Release him.
02/22/11: Be Aradia.
02/22/11: Jack: Wait.
02/22/11: Be future Jack Noir.
02/22/11: Jack: Wait.
02/21/11: CD?: Listen to DD?.
02/21/11: DD?: Contact CD?.
02/21/11: DD?: Listen to SS?.
02/21/11: Jack: Contact DD?.
02/21/11: ==>
02/21/11: ==>
02/21/11: Jack: Suppress thoughts of unfathomable Snausages.
02/21/11: Jack: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.
02/21/11: Jack: Sniff out new prey.
02/20/11: ==>
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02/19/11: Jack: Trophy binge.
02/19/11: Jack: Take a prize from the lady.
02/19/11: Jack: Accessorize immediately.
02/19/11: Be Jack Noir.
02/19/11: ==>
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02/18/11: Shades: Descend.
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02/16/11: [S] 3x SHOWDOWN COMBO.
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02/13/11: Vriska: Read Mindfang's journal.
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02/13/11: Battlefield: Quake.
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02/12/11: John: 8e cre8tive.
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02/12/11: John: Prepare to leave castle.
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02/11/11: Dave: Answer.
02/11/11: Dave: Reset.
02/11/11: Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox.
02/10/11: ==>
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02/10/11: Sollux: Pester Terezi.
02/10/11: ==>
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02/09/11: Sollux: Wake up.
02/09/11: Karkat: Examine equipment.
02/09/11: Terezi: Message Karkat.
02/09/11: ==>
02/09/11: ==>
02/09/11: John: Answer.
02/09/11: John: Proceed to castle.
02/08/11: John: Take car.
02/08/11: ==>
02/07/11: honk.
02/07/11: HONK.
02/07/11: honk.
02/07/11: HONK.
02/07/11: honk.
02/07/11: ==>
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02/07/11: Gamzee: Draw Deuce Clubs from strife deck.
02/07/11: Gamzee: Turn.
02/07/11: Nepeta: Pounce.
02/06/11: ==>
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02/06/11: Gamzee: ENGAGE MURDER MODE.
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02/06/11: Gamzee: Subjugglate.
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02/06/11: [S] Equius: Seek the highb100d.
02/04/11: ==>
02/04/11: Terezi: Examine marks.
02/04/11: Terezi: Examine body.
02/04/11: Terezi: Examine horn pile.
02/04/11: Terezi: Sample sauce.
02/04/11: Terezi: Return to computer lab.
02/03/11: ==>
02/03/11: Karkat: Contact Equius.
02/03/11: Karkat: Put teeth back in.
02/03/11: Karkat: Examine Sollux.
02/03/11: Karkat: Answer Terezi.
02/03/11: ==>
02/03/11: ==>
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02/02/11: Future Karkat: Retreat into lab.
02/02/11: John: Pester Karkat.
02/02/11: ==>
02/02/11: Karkat: Contact John.
02/02/11: ==>
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02/01/11: John: Pester Jade.
01/31/11: WE HAVE.
01/31/11: John and WV?: Ascend.
01/31/11: John: Just do windy thing already.
01/31/11: WV?: Ride.
01/31/11: WV?: Follow suit.
01/31/11: John: Buckle up.
01/31/11: John: Get in.
01/31/11: ==>
01/31/11: John: Clean up this mess.
01/30/11: John: Examine laptop.
01/30/11: John: Examine photographs.
01/30/11: John: Examine contents.
01/30/11: John: Empty wallet.
01/30/11: WV?: IMBIBE LIKE THE WIND.
01/30/11: ==>
01/30/11: WV?: Inspect windy boy's treasure.
01/30/11: John: Check contents of wallet.
01/30/11: John: Become overwhelmed with responsibility.
01/30/11: John: Read note.
01/30/11: John: Take wallet.
01/30/11: John: Snap out of it.
01/30/11: John: Behold puffy oracle.
01/30/11: ==>
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01/28/11: AH: Revive.
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01/28/11: Rufio: Make him pay.
01/28/11: ==>
01/28/11: Karkat and Terezi: Revive.
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01/27/11: Terezi: Prepare to revive.
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01/27/11: Terezi: Get medical report.
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01/27/11: Terezi: Dust for prints.
01/27/11: Terezi: Draw outline.
01/26/11: Terezi: Deploy forensics crew.
01/26/11: Terezi: Inspect noise.
01/26/11: ==>
01/26/11: Terezi: Sniff around for clues.
01/26/11: Terezi: Consider suspects.
01/26/11: Terezi: Investigate.
01/26/11: ==>
01/26/11: Terezi: Examine Tavros.
01/26/11: ==>
01/25/11: Karkat: Open memo.
01/24/11: ==>
01/24/11: Karkat: Answer.
01/24/11: Karkat: Turn around.
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01/24/11: Karkat: Highlight.
01/24/11: Karkat: Examine Kanaya's computer.
01/24/11: Karkat: Examine Feferi.
01/24/11: Karkat: Examine Sollux.
01/24/11: Karkat: Examine Kanaya.
01/23/11: ==>
01/23/11: Eridan: Abscond.
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01/22/11: [S] Kanaya: Return to the core.
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01/19/11: Jade: Give him a home.
01/19/11: Jade: Clone frog.
01/19/11: Jade: Search for a new frog.
01/18/11: Jade: Appearify frog.
01/18/11: ==>
01/18/11: Dave: Deploy terminal.
01/18/11: ==>
01/18/11: Jade: Examine.
01/18/11: Dave: Deploy cloning apparatus.
01/18/11: ==>
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01/17/11: Kanaya: Contact past Jade.
01/16/11: Kanaya: Contact future Jade.
01/16/11: ==>
01/16/11: Kanaya: View Rose.
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01/15/11: Tavros: Land already.
01/15/11: [S] Wake.
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01/09/11: WV: Dream.
01/07/11: ==>
01/07/11: AR: Prepare to tidy up.
01/07/11: ==>
01/07/11: Serenity: Blink for help furiously!
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01/07/11: WQ: Advise Prospitian Monarch.
01/07/11: Serenity: Go get help.
01/07/11: WV: Build a fort.
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01/07/11: Jade: Turn it off.
01/07/11: Jade: Examine 4th wall.
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01/05/11: Jade: Answer patron troll.
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01/02/11: Highlighting all that white text crashed my browser.
01/02/11: Recap 3.
01/02/11: AH: Begin typing.
01/02/11: AH: Apply duds.
01/02/11: AH: Bust out shitty self portrait.
01/02/11: AH: Pull up to the old underwood.
01/02/11: AH: Go check out Cal.
01/02/11: AH: Greet Ms. Paint.
01/02/11: AH: Retire to study.
01/02/11: ==>
01/02/11: AH: Disrobe.
01/02/11: AH: Don't actually turn out to be LE.
01/02/11: Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!!
01/02/11: ==>
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12/31/10: Lab: Drop.
12/31/10: ==>
12/31/10: Elsewhere...
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12/31/10: ==>
12/31/10: Jade: Say hello.
12/31/10: ==>
12/31/10: ==>
12/31/10: ==>
12/31/10: Jade: Summon dog.
12/31/10: Jade: Go upstairs to laboratory.
12/31/10: ==>
12/31/10: Jade: Pester Tavros.
12/31/10: Jade: Do what you're about to do.
12/30/10: Jade: Pester a Dave.
12/30/10: Jade: View missing Dave.
12/30/10: ==>
12/30/10: Jade: View Davesprite.
12/30/10: Jade: View Dave.
12/30/10: ==>
12/30/10: Jade: View Rose.
12/30/10: Jade: View John.
12/30/10: Jade: Employ junior compu-sooth spectagoggles.
12/29/10: Terezi: Abscond.
12/29/10: ==>
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12/29/10: ==>
12/29/10: Doomed Dave: Pester Terezi.
12/29/10: Doomed Dave: Wake up.
12/29/10: ==>
12/28/10: 0_0
12/28/10: ==>
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12/28/10: ==>
12/28/10: Sollux: Answer Aradia.
12/28/10: ==>
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12/28/10: ==>
12/28/10: Jade: Throw LPOS outside with the trash.
12/28/10: Jade: Make this legendary piece of shit.
12/27/10: Jade: Answer this douche bag.
12/27/10: ==>
12/25/10: ==>
12/25/10: ==>
12/25/10: Jade: Combine Dutton and sooth specs.
12/25/10: ==>
12/25/10: Jade: Combine mecha, streetsweeper, and iron suit.
12/25/10: Jade: Combine dress of eclectica, Felt poster, and 8 ball.
12/25/10: Jade: Combine green sun bedsheets and girl's best friend.
12/25/10: Jade: Combine mummy and MC poster and outfit.
12/25/10: ==>
12/25/10: Jade: Combine rifle, iron lass suit and particle accelerator
12/25/10: Jade: Sketch particle accelerator.
12/25/10: ==>
12/25/10: Jade: Combine Charles Dutton and squiddle.
12/24/10: Jade: Combine Dave's Midnight Crew poster and rifle.
12/24/10: Jade: Combine furry trophy, lunchtop, and shirt/shoes.
12/24/10: Jade: Combine sooth specs and lunchtop.
12/24/10: Jade: Combine crystal ball and glasses.
12/24/10: Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic 8 ball.
12/24/10: ==>
12/24/10: Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic cue ball.
12/24/10: ==>
12/24/10: Jade: Combine one of grandpa's beauties and outfit.
12/24/10: ==>
12/24/10: Jade: Combine Iron Man armor and outfit.
12/24/10: ==>
12/24/10: Jade: Combine Johnny 5 and lunchtop.
12/24/10: Jade: Combine earmuffs and lunchtop.
12/24/10: Jade: Just draw some earmuffs.
12/24/10: Jade: Make earmuffs.
12/24/10: Jade: Alchemize.
12/24/10: Jade: Deck halls.
12/24/10: Jade: Draw conksuck boot.
12/24/10: shit. lets be santa
12/23/10: ==>
12/23/10: Jade: Prepare for imminent windfall.
12/23/10: WV: Search for power source.
12/23/10: WV: Examine treasure.
12/23/10: ==>
12/23/10: ==>
12/23/10: WV: Escape.
12/23/10: ==>
12/23/10: Snowman: Escape.
12/23/10: ==>
12/22/10: Rise up, Thief.
12/22/10: ==>
12/22/10: ==>
12/22/10: ==>
12/22/10: What are you.
12/22/10: Finish her.
12/22/10: Take her out.
12/22/10: DD: => SWITCH 4
12/22/10: ==>
12/21/10: Steal his will.
12/21/10: ==>
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12/21/10: ==>
12/21/10: Thief.
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12/21/10: THATS IT
12/20/10: AW FER CRYING OUT LOUD
12/20/10: KISS THAT GIRL YOU WIMP
12/20/10: KISS HER
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12/20/10: Dave: Show him your stabs.
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12/19/10: Dave: Pester Terezi.
12/18/10: ==>
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12/16/10: [S] JOHN. RISE UP.
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12/16/10: John: Take legendary nap.
12/15/10: John: Proceed to Quest Bed.
12/15/10: [S] John: Enter village.
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12/13/10: Air: Cloud up.
12/13/10: Heir: Level up.
12/13/10: Yes.
12/13/10: Fucking.
12/13/10: Hell.
12/13/10: Hell yes.
12/13/10: AH: Ride.
12/13/10: ==>
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12/13/10: Page: Retrieve arms.
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12/12/10: Thief: Tear into Page.
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12/11/10: Jade: Answer fairy god troll.
12/11/10: ==>
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12/10/10: Rose: Answer fairy god troll.
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12/09/10: Dave: Answer Rose.
12/09/10: Dave: Retrieve shades.
12/09/10: Dave: Wake up.
12/08/10: Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO.
12/08/10: Dave: Deploy and upgrade.
12/08/10: Jade: Go downstairs.
12/08/10: Dave: Duplicate disc.
12/08/10: Dave: Read code.
12/08/10: Dave: Scan.
12/08/10: Dave: Eject disc.
12/08/10: Jade: Deploy laserstation.
12/08/10: ==>
12/08/10: Jade: Answer Dave.
12/07/10: Jade: Retrieve lunchtop.
12/07/10: Jade: Go upstairs.
12/07/10: ==>
12/07/10: Jade: Return.
12/07/10: ==>
12/07/10: PM: Appoint royal advisor.
12/07/10: ==>
12/07/10: WQ: Approach queen.
12/07/10: ==>
12/07/10: PM: Rule.
12/06/10: ==>
12/06/10: ==>
12/06/10: Don't I know you?
12/06/10: ==>
12/06/10: Greetings.
12/06/10: ==>
12/06/10: ==>
12/06/10: Jade: Thank best friend.
12/06/10: Jade: Level up!
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12/06/10: [S] Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/05/10: Jade: Turn around.
12/05/10: Jade: Climb.
12/05/10: Jade: Pester John.
12/05/10: Jade: Get out of bed.
12/05/10: ==>
12/05/10: Jade: Wake up again.
12/05/10: ==>
12/05/10: ==>
12/05/10: ==>
12/05/10: Jade: Answer.
12/05/10: ==>
12/05/10: ==>
12/04/10: [S] ==>
12/03/10: ==>
12/03/10: ==>
12/03/10: Dave: Snoop.
12/02/10: ==>
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12/02/10: ==>
12/02/10: DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING
12/02/10: BOY, YOU'RE BEING VERY STUPID.
12/02/10: WHY DON'T YOU DO THE WINDY THING?
12/02/10: BUT I MUST URGE YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER.
12/02/10: JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A MANNERLY WAY FOR MY BIG LETTERS.
12/01/10: ==>
12/01/10: ==>
12/01/10: Apprentice: Answer thief.
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11/30/10: WV: Push it.
11/30/10: stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.
11/30/10: john, stop talking to the gray text not human immediately.
11/30/10: i don't like the gray text knight. it is an unpleasant human
11/30/10: the master thief! is that who you are talking to now, john?
11/30/10: why are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?
11/30/10: drat. please continue to solicit her graciously, good john.
11/30/10: what about the green text human, that one was nicer.
11/30/10: oh dear. the purple text human again?
11/30/10: sir john, i have politely returned.
11/30/10: WV: Command the thief's apprentice.
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11/30/10: John: Wake up again.
11/30/10: ==>
11/30/10: WV?: Defend treasure.
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11/29/10: ==>
11/29/10: WV: Remember.
11/29/10: WV: Examine ring.
11/29/10: WV: Examine pumpkin.
11/29/10: WV: Examine fourth station.
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11/27/10: [S] Jade: Enter.
11/22/10: ==>
11/22/10: John: Answer the one who hates you.
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11/21/10: John: Look to your right.
11/21/10: John: Answer Rose.
11/21/10: John: Equip goggles.
11/20/10: ==>
11/20/10: John: Pester Jade.
11/20/10: ==>
11/20/10: ==>
11/20/10: John: Wake up.
11/20/10: Rose: View John.
11/20/10: ==>
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11/20/10: Dave: Visit paradox sister.
11/20/10: ==>
11/20/10: Jade: Pester Dave.
11/20/10: Jade: Carve totem.
11/20/10: Jade: Examine punched card.
11/20/10: Rose: Answer John.
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11/17/10: Jade: Go upstairs.
11/17/10: ==>
11/17/10: John: Yank monster off of thing.
11/17/10: Jade: Proceed to stairwell.
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11/15/10: John: Open cruxtruder.
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11/14/10: Jade: Go inside.
11/13/10: John: Deploy alchemiter.
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11/13/10: John: Deploy totem lathe.
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11/13/10: John: Deploy cruxtruder.
11/12/10: John: Be the someone who is Jade's server player.
11/12/10: Jade: Head home.
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11/12/10: Jade: Remove reminders.
11/12/10: Jade: Consult reminders.
11/11/10: Karkat: Open memo.
11/11/10: Jade: Pester Karkat.
11/10/10: Jade: Answer.
11/10/10: ==>
11/10/10: [S] Jade: Wake up.
11/07/10: ==>
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11/07/10: Jack: Examine.
11/05/10: Davesprite: Defend.
11/04/10: ==>
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11/04/10: Dave: Summon Davesprite.
11/04/10: ==>
11/04/10: Dave: Answer Terezi.
11/03/10: Dave: Take legendary POS.
11/03/10: Equius: Dry off.
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11/02/10: Dave: Pull sword out of thing.
11/01/10: Dave: Answer Equius.
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11/01/10: Gamzee: ENGAGE HERO MODE.
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10/30/10: Gamzee: Watch.
10/30/10: Dave: Answer Gamzee.
10/30/10: Dave: Get hassled.
10/30/10: ==>
10/30/10: Rose: Give Jaspersprite laptop.
10/29/10: ==>
10/29/10: Rose: Summon mystery fellow.
10/29/10: Rose: Answer Nepeta.
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10/28/10: Aradia: Randomly explode.
10/28/10: ==>
10/28/10: Rose: Answer Aradia.
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10/28/10: Rose: Answer Eridan.
10/27/10: Rose: Get hassled.
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10/25/10: John: Deploy... huh?
10/25/10: John: Connect to Jade.
10/25/10: [S] Past Karkat: Wake up.
10/24/10: Karkat: Be Past Karkat.
10/20/10: John and Dave: Respond to memo.
10/20/10: Dave: Answer Karkat.
10/20/10: John: Answer Karkat.
10/18/10: [S] Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to lose
10/18/10: ==>
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10/18/10: John: Pester Vriska.
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10/16/10: Dave: Change into Four Aces Suited.
10/15/10: Dave: Pester Terezi.
10/15/10: Terezi: Be the awesome coolkid.
10/15/10: Terezi: Troll this awesome coolkid.
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10/14/10: Sollux: Enter name.
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10/14/10: Terezi: Observe coolkid.
10/14/10: ==>
10/14/10: Terezi: Examine douthchebag.
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10/13/10: Terezi: Confer with network administrator.
10/13/10: ==>
10/13/10: Terezi: Lick screen.
10/13/10: Terezi: Accept transfer.
10/13/10: Terezi: Wait for this important thing to happen.
10/12/10: Terezi: Open memo.
10/12/10: Terezi: Report news to partytown subscribers.
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10/12/10: Terezi: Return to party.
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10/11/10: Terezi: Take a whiff.
10/11/10: Terezi: Deploy smelloscope.
10/11/10: Terezi: Sniff Skaiaward.
10/11/10: Dave: Be the troll girl.
10/07/10: Dave: Answer.
10/06/10: Dave: Receive transfer from John.
10/06/10: ==>
10/06/10: ==>
10/06/10: Dave: Make a goddamn killing in the LOHACSE.
10/05/10: John: Pester someone's server player's server player.
10/04/10: ==>
10/04/10: John: Blast off.
10/04/10: John: Hurry up!
10/04/10: ==>
10/04/10: John: Empty sylladex.
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10/04/10: Kanaya: Have sixteenth conversation.
10/02/10: ==>
10/02/10: John: Reunite with loving fatherly comedian themed laptop.
10/02/10: John: Make backup computer.
10/01/10: ==>
10/01/10: Kanaya: Have eighth conversation.
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10/01/10: Kanaya: Hop to 8=8.
09/30/10: Kanaya: Have seventh conversation.
09/30/10: Kanaya: Troll the Dave human.
09/30/10: ==>
09/30/10: Kanaya: Explore this human emotion called friendship.
09/30/10: ==>
09/30/10: Kanaya: Troll Rose human again.
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09/30/10: Kanaya: Troll the John human.
09/29/10: ==>
09/29/10: Kanaya: Enter name.
09/29/10: ==>
09/29/10: Kanaya: View the past.
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09/29/10: Kanaya: Keep viewing.
09/29/10: Kanaya: Open viewport.
09/29/10: Kanaya: Troll the Rose human.
09/29/10: Kanaya: Confer with leader.
09/29/10: Rose: Be the troll girl.
09/29/10: Rose: Answer.
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09/28/10: Rose: Investigate.
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09/27/10: John: Pester someone's server player.
09/27/10: John: Look up.
09/26/10: ==>
09/26/10: John: Assail rogue.
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09/26/10: John: Exit to balcony.
09/26/10: John: Discard sordid receptacle.
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09/26/10: Vriska: What's his deal????????
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09/26/10: John: Examine Posters.
09/26/10: John: Examine computer.
09/26/10: John: Examine room.
09/26/10: John: Dispatch these pests.
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09/25/10: John: Return.
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09/25/10: John: Prepare for flight.
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09/25/10: WV?: Survey casualties.
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09/24/10: Jade: Land already.
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09/24/10: John: W8 around for a few minutes.
09/24/10: John: Answer troll.
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09/23/10: Vriska: Try harder.
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09/23/10: John: Reunite with your loving father, and also scarf lady.
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09/22/10: Vriska: Manipul8 this worthless human.
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09/22/10: John: Land already.
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09/21/10: Terezi: Open memo.
09/20/10: Karkat: Troll this worthless human.
09/20/10: ==>
09/19/10: [S] ACT 5 ACT 2 ==>
09/19/10: END OF ACT 5 ACT 1
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09/15/10: Aradia: Skip to the end.
09/09/10: That's what I like to hear.
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09/09/10: Skip to the end.
09/09/10: DD: Move this along.
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09/08/10: [S] Make her pay.
09/03/10: [S... BAHJ] Terezi: Ascend.
09/02/10: ======>
09/02/10: Terezi: Get closer look.
09/02/10: Terezi: Respond.
09/01/10: ======>
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09/01/10: Terezi: Fly up.
08/31/10: Kanaya: Scroll up.
08/31/10: Kanaya: Reply to memo.
08/30/10: ======>
08/30/10: Centuries ago...
08/30/10: ======>
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08/29/10: And then,
08/29/10: Find the ring before he does.
08/29/10: Snowman: Continue briefing.
08/29/10: ======>
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08/29/10: You will need to be strong.
08/29/10: Thief.
08/29/10: ======>======>======>
08/29/10: YOU KISS THAT GIRL THIS INSTANT
08/29/10: I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK
08/29/10: HEY RUNT
08/28/10: Karkat: Begin another memo.
08/28/10: ======>
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08/28/10: ======>
08/28/10: Equius: Read first memo.
08/27/10: Equius: Answer Karkat.
08/27/10: Equius: Get up and commence the adventurin'.
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08/26/10: Nepeta: Aggress.
08/26/10: Nepeta: Surely you must be adventurin' by now.
08/25/10: You must eliminate the archagent.
08/25/10: To begin your mission.
08/25/10: Terezi: Inquire.
08/25/10: ======>
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08/25/10: Terezi: Retrieve chalk.
08/25/10: It is time.
08/25/10: Seer.
08/25/10: ======>
08/25/10: 8th exile: Type "=> SWITCH 2".
08/25/10: ======>
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08/24/10: ======>
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08/24/10: Vriska: Get back to adventurin'.
08/24/10: ======>
08/24/10: Sollux: Get back to adventurin'.
08/24/10: Sollux: Blast off.
08/24/10: ======>
08/24/10: OH JEEZ.
08/23/10: TROLL ETIQUETTE SURE IS CONFUSING.
08/23/10: IT WILL ONLY BE A MOMENT.
08/23/10: I REMEMBER THIS!
08/23/10: YOU THERE. RED AND BLUE EYE BOY.
08/23/10: BOY.
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08/22/10: ======>
08/22/10: SS: Type '====', then ==>
08/22/10: ==>
08/22/10: SS: Move this along.
08/22/10: AH: Reel it in.
08/22/10: AH: Recap, then?
08/22/10: Alright, now you're DEFINITELY trolling us. Come on.
08/22/10: Wow.
08/22/10: Oh my god.
08/22/10: This is ridiculous.
08/22/10: Uh... Wolf?
08/22/10: AH: Ok, ha ha, get back to the story jackass.
08/21/10: ====================>
08/21/10: ==========>
08/21/10: MSPA: Quick, become more meta while AH is brooding.
08/21/10: ======>
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08/21/10: Karkat: BLUH!
08/21/10: ======>
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08/21/10: ======>
08/21/10: And later still...
08/20/10: Eridan: BLUH!
08/20/10: Eridan: Slam a Faygo.
08/20/10: Gamzee: Indulge emotional theatrics.
08/20/10: ======>
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08/20/10: ======>
08/20/10: Karkat: Check on Sollux.
08/20/10: Feferi: Proceed to gate.
08/19/10: ======>
08/19/10: Feferi: Report to Eridan.
08/19/10: Some time later...
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08/17/10: Eridan: Bother Vriska.
08/17/10: Eridan: Disarm.
08/17/10: Feferi: Disarm.
08/17/10: ======>
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08/17/10: Feferi: Go get a beverage.
08/17/10: Eridan: Open it.
08/17/10: Eridan: Check fridge.
08/17/10: Eridan: Go get a beverage.
08/17/10: Eridan: Bother Feferi.
08/16/10: ======>
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08/16/10: ======>
08/16/10: Eridan and Feferi: Do something ridiculous.
08/16/10: ======>
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08/16/10: Feferi: Examine block.
08/15/10: ======>
08/15/10: Eridan: Examine block.
08/15/10: Eridan: Go home.
08/15/10: Feferi: Go home.
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08/14/10: Feferi: Do something adorable.
08/13/10: Enter name.
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08/13/10: Eridan: Do something awesome.
08/12/10: Enter name.
08/12/10: Attempt 2x transition combo.
08/12/10: ======>
08/12/10: ======>
08/12/10: ======>
08/12/10: Wait! More troll romance exposition please.
08/11/10: ======>
08/11/10: Examine pale quadrant.
08/11/10: ======>
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08/11/10: Examine ashen quadrant.
08/11/10: ======>
08/10/10: Examine caliginous quadrant.
08/10/10: Examine flushed quadrant.
08/10/10: ======>
08/10/10: Try to understand.
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08/09/10: Kanaya: Return to serving client.
08/09/10: Kanaya: Deal with your own crisis.
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08/08/10: Vriska: Make Pupa have happy thoughts.
08/08/10: ======>
08/08/10: Vriska: Apply special stardust.
08/08/10: ======>
08/08/10: Vriska: Help Pupa find shadow.
08/07/10: Vriska: Wake up.
08/07/10: ======>
08/07/10: ======>
08/07/10: Tavros: Point cherry vehicle toward X on map.
08/07/10: Tavros: Look at map.
08/07/10: Tavros: Confer with teammate.
08/06/10: ======>
08/06/10: Tavros: Lead fearsome entourage into ruins.
08/06/10: And again, in time...
08/06/10: Tavros: Fly, Pupa!!!!!!!!
08/06/10: Tavros: Alchemize.
08/06/10: Vriska: Send code.
08/06/10: ======>
08/06/10: Vriska: Get code.
08/06/10: Vriska: Go back up.
08/06/10: Vriska: Take them.
08/06/10: ======>
08/06/10: Vriska: Scurry downstairs.
08/05/10: Kanaya: Mediate.
08/05/10: ======>
08/05/10: Vriska: Wheeeeeeee!
08/05/10: ======>
08/05/10: Tavros: Summon Rufio.
08/04/10: ======>
08/04/10: ======>
08/04/10: And in time...
08/04/10: Tavros: Enter.
08/03/10: ======>
08/03/10: ======>
08/03/10: Kanaya: Consult source.
08/03/10: Kanaya: Return to room.
08/03/10: Kanaya: Answer CA.
08/02/10: ======>
08/02/10: Kanaya: Meddle with moirail.
08/02/10: ======>
08/02/10: Kanaya: Just a taste.
08/02/10: ======>
08/02/10: Kanaya: Captchalogue that thing.
08/02/10: ======>
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08/02/10: Kanaya: Operate.
08/02/10: Kanaya: Go downstairs.
08/01/10: ======>
08/01/10: ======>
08/01/10: Kanaya: Check on lusus.
08/01/10: Kanaya: Answer CC.
07/31/10: ======>
07/31/10: Kanaya: Apply.
07/31/10: Kanaya: Fine, equip that then.
07/31/10: Kanaya: Equip chainsaw.
07/31/10: Enter name.
07/31/10: And pages and pages and pages.
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07/29/10: Red team: Execute Operation Regisurp.
07/29/10: ======>
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07/29/10: Karkat: Be in cahoots with Jack.
07/28/10: ======>
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07/28/10: ======>
07/28/10: Jack: Look at knife.
07/28/10: ======>
07/28/10: Be Jack a few minutes ago...
07/27/10: ======>
07/27/10: Karkat: Recruit Vriska.
07/27/10: Nepeta: Update wall.
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07/20/10: ======>
07/20/10: Aradiasprite: Enter soulbot.
07/20/10: Equius: Deliver present.
07/20/10: Equius: Enter.
07/19/10: ======>
07/19/10: Equius: Proceed to second gate.
07/19/10: ======>
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07/19/10: ======>
07/19/10: Equius: Let her know the deal.
07/19/10: ======>
07/18/10: Vriska: What's her deal????????
07/17/10: ======>
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07/17/10: ======>
07/17/10: Vriska: Roll.
07/17/10: ======>
07/17/10: In the aftermath of more recent misfortune...
07/17/10: ======>
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07/17/10: ======>
07/17/10: Terezi: Inform Mr. Vanilla Milkshake about his missing orb.
07/17/10: ======>
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07/17/10: Vriska: Consult little advantage.
07/17/10: Terezi: Contact partner in crime.
07/17/10: Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the wicked.
07/17/10: ======>
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07/16/10: ======>
07/16/10: Be the white text guy.
07/16/10: ======>
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07/15/10: Vriska: Make her pay.
07/15/10: Vriska: Answer white text guy.
07/15/10: ======>
07/15/10: ======>
07/15/10: Aradia: Make her pay.
07/15/10: ======>
07/15/10: ======>
07/14/10: And much earlier than that...
07/14/10: Vriska: Meddle with Terezi.
07/14/10: Moments earlier...
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07/13/10: ======>
07/13/10: Equius: Remove tarp.
07/13/10: Equius: Go check on Aradia's present.
07/13/10: ======>
07/13/10: Vriska: Be in cahoots with Equius. Cahoooooooots.
07/13/10: Equius: Talk to friend/enemy.
07/13/10: Equius: Answer.
07/12/10: ======>
07/12/10: Equius: Equiup a bow.
07/12/10: ======>
07/12/10: Equius: Drink lusus milk.
07/12/10: ======>
07/12/10: Equius: Thank Aurthour.
07/12/10: ======>
07/12/10: Equius: Check on lusus.
07/12/10: Enter name.
07/12/10: ======>
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07/11/10: ======>
07/11/10: ======>
07/11/10: ======>
07/11/10: Vriska: Check on lusus.
07/11/10: Vriska: Endure meddling.
07/11/10: ======>
07/11/10: Vriska: Deal with this guy.
07/11/10: ======>
07/11/10: Vriska: Begin meddling.
07/10/10: Vriska: Take dice.
07/10/10: ======>
07/10/10: Vriska: Proceed to computer.
07/10/10: Vriska: Check out cool drawing on wall.
07/09/10: Enter name.
07/09/10: Aradia: Be the huge bitch.
07/09/10: Nepeta: Interrogate frog girl.
07/08/10: ======>
07/08/10: Aradia: Tier 2 prototype.
07/08/10: ======>
07/08/10: Aradia: Enter.
07/08/10: ======>
07/08/10: Aradia: Tier 1 prototype.
07/08/10: Aradia: Connect to server player.
07/08/10: Aradia: Begin session.
07/08/10: ======>
07/08/10: Aradia: Go home.
07/07/10: ======>
07/07/10: ======>
07/07/10: HURRY
07/07/10: Karkat: Be the other asshole.
07/07/10: Back in the present...
07/06/10: ======>
07/06/10: ======>
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07/06/10: ======>
07/06/10: ======>
07/06/10: A little later...
07/06/10: Tavros: Go outside and begin adventure.
07/06/10: ======>
07/06/10: Tavros: Hatch campaign.
07/06/10: Tavros: Contact fellow Team Charge member.
07/06/10: Some time ago...
07/05/10: ======>
07/05/10: ======>
07/05/10: Nepeta: Give Tavros the bad news.
07/05/10: ======>
07/05/10: Nepeta: Consult with friend on the matter.
07/04/10: Nepeta: Answer Karkat.
07/04/10: Nepeta: Examine computer.
07/04/10: ======>
07/04/10: Nepeta: Scratch lusus behind ears.
07/04/10: Nepeta: Retrieve claws from arms.
07/04/10: Enter name.
07/04/10: ======>
07/03/10: ======>
07/03/10: ======>
07/03/10: ======>
07/03/10: Sollux: Wake up.
07/03/10: Much later...
07/03/10: ======>
07/03/10: ======>
07/03/10: Sollux: Look out window.
07/03/10: Sollux: Get back to Aradia.
07/02/10: Be the mysterious spider girl.
07/02/10: Aradia: Get bugged by AG.
07/02/10: ======>
07/02/10: Aradia: Go up.
07/02/10: Aradia: Check on Sollux.
07/02/10: ======>
07/02/10: Aradia: Humor GA.
07/01/10: ======>
07/01/10: ======>
07/01/10: ======>
07/01/10: Aradia: Retrieve computer.
07/01/10: Enter name.
07/01/10: Render the girl in a more symbolic manner.
07/01/10: Be the other other girl.
06/30/10: ======>
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06/30/10: ======>
06/30/10: ======>
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06/29/10: Tavros: Rap with TC.
06/29/10: Tavros: Deal with AG.
06/29/10: And way back again...
06/29/10: ======>
06/29/10: ======>
06/29/10: Way in the future...
06/29/10: Tavros: Admire posters.
06/29/10: ======>
06/29/10: Tavros: Take lance.
06/28/10: Tavros: Hop in.
06/28/10: Tavros: Roll up your ramp.
06/28/10: ======>
06/28/10: ======>
06/28/10: Tavros: Horsaroni: Spawntech -> Slumberbuddies.
06/28/10: Tavros: Command faithful steed.
06/27/10: ======>
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06/27/10: ======>
06/27/10: ======>
06/27/10: Tavros: Cut to the chase and play card games immediately.
06/27/10: Enter name.
06/27/10: Stop being the other girl.
06/26/10: ======>
06/26/10: ======>
06/26/10: ======>
06/26/10: Be the other girl.
06/25/10: ======>
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06/24/10: ======>
06/24/10: Sollux: Delete.
06/24/10: Sollux: Lament.
06/24/10: ======>
06/24/10: ======>
06/24/10: ======>
06/24/10: Sollux: Abort.
06/24/10: Sollux: Deal with apocalypseArisen.
06/24/10: ======>
06/24/10: ======>
06/23/10: Sollux: Recruit team leader.
06/23/10: Sollux: Get to work at computer.
06/23/10: Sollux: Calm those bees down.
06/23/10: Sollux: Taste honey.
06/22/10: Sollux: Fling stars specibus-ward.
06/22/10: Sollux: Equip throwing stars to strife specibus.
06/22/10: Enter name.
06/22/10: ======>
06/22/10: ======>
06/22/10: Yeah.
06/22/10: ======>
06/22/10: ======>
06/21/10: [S???] ======>
06/21/10: Karkat: Deal with crabby customer.
06/21/10: And later still...
06/21/10: ======>
06/21/10: A little later...
06/20/10: ======>
06/20/10: ======>
06/20/10: ======>
06/20/10: A little while ago...
06/20/10: Karkat: Deal with Terezi.
06/20/10: ======>
06/20/10: A little later...
06/20/10: Terezi: Deal with Karkat.
06/19/10: ======>
06/19/10: Terezi: Troll TC.
06/19/10: Terezi: Troll AC.
06/19/10: Terezi: Begin recruiting red team members.
06/19/10: ======>
06/19/10: Terezi: Go get cane.
06/18/10: ======>
06/18/10: Terezi: Adjourn.
06/18/10: ======>
06/18/10: ======>
06/18/10: ======>
06/18/10: ======>
06/18/10: ======>
06/18/10: ======>
06/18/10: Terezi: Flip.
06/18/10: Terezi: Sentence the criminal.
06/17/10: ======>
06/17/10: ======>
06/17/10: Terezi: Call a witness.
06/17/10: ======>
06/17/10: ======>
06/17/10: Terezi: Slap him around a bit.
06/17/10: ======>
06/17/10: ======>
06/17/10: Terezi: Interrogate.
06/17/10: Terezi: Cut to the chase and begin LARPing immediately.
06/16/10: Enter name.
06/16/10: ======>
06/16/10: ======>
06/16/10: ======>
06/16/10: Karkat: Answer troll.
06/16/10: Karkat: Check out one of his files.
06/16/10: Karkat: Get some programming done.
06/16/10: Gamzee: Answer troll.
06/16/10: ======>
06/15/10: ======>
06/15/10: Gamzee: Retrieve husktop.
06/15/10: ======>
06/15/10: Gamzee: Go outside.
06/15/10: Gamzee: Take a juggling club.
06/15/10: Gamzee: Sample delicious pie cooling on the counter.
06/15/10: ======>
06/15/10: Gamzee: Ride one wheel device.
06/15/10: Gamzee: Captchalogue computer.
06/15/10: Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of Faygo.
06/15/10: Enter name.
06/15/10: ======>
06/14/10: Karkat: Answer troll.
06/14/10: Karkat: Get down to business on computer.
06/14/10: Karkat: Check out DVD.
06/14/10: Karkat: Check out magazine.
06/14/10: Karkat: Go back inside.
06/14/10: ======>
06/14/10: Karkat: Examine neighborhood.
06/13/10: Karkat: Leave your room.
06/13/10: ======>
06/13/10: Karkat: Examine large black book.
06/13/10: Karkat: Take card vault.
06/13/10: Karkat: Captchalogue sickle.
06/13/10: ======>
06/13/10: Karkat: Examine movie posters.
06/13/10: Karkat: Get in.
06/13/10: Karkat: Examine slimy purple pod.
06/12/10: Try again.
06/12/10: Enter name.
06/12/10: Hivebent
06/12/10: Try again.
06/12/10: Enter name.
06/12/10: ACT 5 ==>
06/11/10: Recap 2.
06/11/10: ==>
06/11/10: ==>
06/11/10: ==>
06/11/10: ==>
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06/11/10: ==>
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06/11/10: ==>
06/11/10: ==>
06/10/10: and then years...
06/10/10: Hours in the future...
06/10/10: ==>
06/10/10: ==>
06/10/10: ==>
06/10/10: ==>
06/10/10: ==>
06/10/10: ==>
06/10/10: ==>
06/10/10: ==>
06/10/10: ==>
06/09/10: the recent past is recalled...
06/09/10: Hours in the future...
06/09/10: ==>
06/09/10: ==>
06/09/10: ==>
06/09/10: ==>
06/09/10: ==>
06/09/10: dear john,
06/09/10: ==>
06/09/10: John!
06/09/10: ==>
06/08/10: ==>
06/08/10: ==>
06/08/10: ==>
06/08/10: ==>
06/08/10: the recent past is recalled...
06/08/10: Hours in the future...
06/07/10: ==>
06/07/10: ==>
06/07/10: ==>
06/07/10: the recent past is recalled...
06/07/10: Hours in the future...
06/06/10: ==>
06/05/10: ==>
05/31/10: [S] Descend.
05/30/10: Dave: Keep getting trolled by GC.
05/30/10: Rose: Get trolled by GA.
05/30/10: ==>
05/30/10: Jade: Get trolled by AT.
05/27/10: Dave: Get trolled by GC.
05/27/10: ==>
05/26/10: ==>
05/26/10: END OF ACT 4
05/26/10: [S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
05/24/10: ==>
05/24/10: John: Get trolled by CG in sane and linear manner.
05/24/10: ==>
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05/24/10: ==>
05/23/10: AR?: Fast forward.
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05/23/10: ==>
05/23/10: AR?: Examine equipment.
05/23/10: AR?: Search premises.
05/23/10: AR?: Go down.
05/23/10: AR?: Go in.
05/23/10: ==>
05/23/10: AR?: Shred.
05/22/10: ==>
05/22/10: John: Get trolled by CG again.
05/22/10: ==>
05/22/10: ==>
05/22/10: John: Tend to little pink monkeys.
05/21/10: CG: Troll John.
05/21/10: ==>
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05/21/10: ==>
05/21/10: ==>
05/21/10: ==>
05/21/10: ==>
05/21/10: ==>
05/21/10: Navigating the veil nearby...
05/20/10: ==>
05/20/10: ==>
05/20/10: ==>
05/20/10: John: Scale echeladder.
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: John: There's one more button to push.
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: John: Press blue button.
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: John: Zoom in.
05/19/10: John: => SWITCH 2
05/19/10: John: Press blue button.
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: John: Zoom in.
05/19/10: John: => SWITCH 3
05/19/10: John: Press blue button.
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: John: Zoom in.
05/19/10: John: => SWITCH 4
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: John: Press blue button.
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: ==>
05/19/10: John: Zoom in.
05/19/10: John: Examine monitor.
05/19/10: John: Press a button on the control panel.
05/16/10: Dave: Throw yourself out the window.
05/16/10: Dave: Go back in time and stop the thief.
05/16/10: ==>
05/16/10: Dave: Chill with Davesprite.
05/16/10: ==>
05/16/10: ==>
05/16/10: Davesprite: Also pester.
05/14/10: Dave: Pester.
05/14/10: Dave: Check on Rose.
05/14/10: ==>
05/14/10: Dave: Go get a bookmark.
05/14/10: ==>
05/14/10: Dave: Read Complacency of the Learned.
05/14/10: ==>
05/14/10: Dave: Read it.
05/14/10: Dave: Take a look.
05/14/10: Dave: Make copies of Rose's journals.
05/14/10: ==>
05/14/10: Dave: Try it out.
05/14/10: Dave: Combine brain and SBaHJ drawing and captcharoid camera
05/14/10: Dave: Captcharoid the hologram of your own brain.
05/14/10: Dave: Combine fetus in a jar and self portrait photo.
05/14/10: Dave: Take photo of self.
05/14/10: Dave: Combine camera and captchalogue card.
05/13/10: ==>
05/13/10: Dave: Combine fetus in a jar and Mr. T puppet.
05/13/10: Dave: Combine dead things in amber || smuppet.
05/13/10: Dave: Combine dead things in amber && smuppet.
05/13/10: Dave: Combine smuppet and Felt poster.
05/13/10: Dave: Combine plush puppet tux + Felt poster.
05/13/10: Dave: Combine plush puppet tux + Midnight Crew poster.
05/13/10: Dave: Combine batarang + Midnight Crew poster.
05/13/10: Dave: Combine Gamebro Magazine and timetables.
05/13/10: Dave: Make another one.
05/13/10: ==>
05/13/10: Dave: Combine skateboard and Hella Jeff drawing.
05/12/10: Dave: Combine Snoop Dogg photo and mini A/C and Caledscratch
05/12/10: Dave: Combine shitty sword and Hella Jeff drawing.
05/12/10: Dave: Combine whole Caledscratch and ruby contraband.
05/12/10: Dave: Preview item with holopad.
05/12/10: Dave: Combine broken Caledscratch and ruby contraband.
05/12/10: Dave: Combine puppet tux + smuppet.
05/12/10: Dave: Combine timetables and computer.
05/12/10: Dave: Combine sunglasses and iPhone.
05/12/10: Dave: Wake up and jam.
05/11/10: ==>
05/11/10: ==>
05/11/10: Jade: Build.
05/06/10: ==>
05/06/10: Rose: Aggrieve encroaching malefactors.
05/06/10: ==>
05/06/10: ==>
05/06/10: Rose: Combine needlewands and grimoire.
05/06/10: Rose: Combine knittings and velvet pillow and squiddle shirt
05/06/10: Rose: Combine wizard statue and knitting needles.
05/06/10: Rose: Combine wizard statue and ball of yarn.
05/06/10: Rose: Combine magnetic W and bottle of vodka.
05/06/10: Rose: Combine hubtop and hair band.
05/06/10: Rose: Combine ink bottle and Gushers.
05/06/10: Rose: Combine salamander and eldritch plush.
05/06/10: Rose: Combine bronzed vacuum and umbrella.
05/06/10: Rose: Combine hub and laptop.
05/06/10: Rose: Alchemize a whole bunch of cool stuff.
05/04/10: [S] WV?: Rise up.
05/04/10: Meanwhile, in a Timeless Expanse...
04/29/10: ==>
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04/29/10: ==>
04/28/10: ==>
04/28/10: PM?: Depart.
04/28/10: ==>
04/28/10: CD?: Pick PM?'s pocket.
04/28/10: ==>
04/28/10: ==>
04/28/10: ==>
04/28/10: ==>
04/28/10: PM?: Prepare to depart for battlefield.
04/28/10: ==>
04/27/10: AR?: Pop a fucking wheelie.
04/27/10: AR?: Resist urge to ride bro's rocket board.
04/27/10: John: Examine nearby station.
04/27/10: John: Put it on.
04/27/10: John: But seriously, keep exploring.
04/26/10: ==>
04/26/10: John: Who cares, just ride the pony already.
04/26/10: John: Explore lab further.
04/26/10: John: Explore lab.
04/26/10: ==>
04/26/10: ==>
04/26/10: ==>
04/25/10: John: Proceed.
04/25/10: John: Collect spoils.
04/25/10: John: Aggress.
04/25/10: John: Enter.
04/25/10: John: Investigate.
04/25/10: ==>
04/25/10: John: Explore.
04/25/10: AR?: Follow.
04/25/10: ==>
04/25/10: ==>
04/25/10: ==>
04/25/10: Dave: Be the puppet.
04/24/10: ==>
04/24/10: ==>
04/24/10: John: Blast off.
04/24/10: ==>
04/24/10: John: Equip trusty rocket.
04/23/10: Rose: Proceed through door uneventfully.
04/23/10: Rose: Go find John.
04/23/10: Rose: Examine laptop.
04/23/10: ==>
04/23/10: ==>
04/23/10: TA: Fix GA's computer.
04/23/10: ==>
04/23/10: ==>
04/23/10: Rose: Check out Dave's computer.
04/23/10: John: Pester Davesprite.
04/23/10: John: Shrink it down.
04/23/10: John: Make item.
04/23/10: John: Visit Rose's alchemiter.
04/22/10: ==>
04/22/10: ==>
04/22/10: ==>
04/22/10: ==>
04/22/10: ==>
04/22/10: ==>
04/22/10: ==>
04/22/10: John: First, be the hat. Second, find dad.
04/22/10: ==>
04/22/10: Maplehoof: Proceed.
04/22/10: Maplehoof: Collect grist.
04/22/10: Maplehoof: Follow scent.
04/22/10: Maplehoof: Enter.
04/22/10: Rose: First, be the pony. Second, follow Mom.
04/22/10: ==>
04/22/10: ==>
04/21/10: [S] Rose and Dave: Shut up and jam.
04/21/10: ==>
04/21/10: ==>
04/21/10: ==>
04/21/10: ==>
04/21/10: ==>
04/20/10: John: Answer troll.
04/20/10: John: Deploy beloved daughter.
04/20/10: John: Take box.
04/20/10: John: Put the bunny back in the box.
04/19/10: John,
04/19/10: ==>
04/19/10: John: Oh, just open the package already.
04/19/10: John: Take book.
04/18/10: John: Look at a book.
04/18/10: John: Check Rose's bookshelf.
04/18/10: ==>
04/18/10: ==>
04/18/10: ==>
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04/18/10: ==>
04/18/10: ==>
04/18/10: ==>
04/17/10: Dave: Zoom in.
04/17/10: John: Pick up books.
04/17/10: John: Snoop.
04/17/10: John: Answer Dave.
04/17/10: John: Get up.
04/17/10: ==>
04/17/10: ==>
04/17/10: ==>
04/17/10: John: Enter.
04/16/10: John: Proceed to the second gate.
04/16/10: John: Open map.
04/16/10: John: Answer GC.
04/15/10: ==>
04/15/10: Switch wall's view to show us what's going on with John.
04/15/10: AH: That sounds like a good idea.
04/15/10: AH: Can you show us what's going on with John again?
04/15/10: AH: This is stupid. Stop being a wiseass and get drawing.
04/15/10: Ok. ==>
04/15/10: AH: Why don't you keep drawing Homestuck or something.
04/15/10: AH: Retrieve arm from background.
04/15/10: AH: I didn't read any of that. Do something less boring.
04/15/10: AH: Recap first year of Homestuck.
04/15/10: AH: Forget it. Go back to work.
04/15/10: AH: Examine wall.
04/15/10: AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story.
04/15/10: Activate.
04/15/10: Locate fourth wall.
04/13/10: [S] Jack: Ascend.
04/05/10: John: Get trolled by CG.
04/05/10: John: Get pestered by Dave.
04/04/10: ==>
04/04/10: ==>
04/04/10: ==>
04/04/10: so hey
04/04/10: ==>
04/04/10: Meanwhile, hundreds of pages ago...
04/04/10: ==>
04/04/10: Davesprite: Chill with Dave.
04/03/10: Davesprite: Troll GC.
04/03/10: [S] ==>
04/03/10: Future Dream Rose: Cease to exist.
04/03/10: Rose: Prepare for nap.
04/03/10: Rose: Pester Dave.
04/03/10: ==>
04/03/10: ==>
04/03/10: ==>
04/03/10: ==>
04/03/10: ==>
04/03/10: ==>
04/03/10: ==>
04/03/10: ==>
04/02/10: Dave: Reverse.
04/02/10: Dave: Pester Rose.
04/02/10: Dave: Consult with Calsprite.
04/01/10: [S] Dave: Accelerate.
03/31/10: ==>
03/31/10: John: Blast off.
03/31/10: John: Captchalogue Casey.
03/31/10: John: Answer Dave.
03/30/10: John: Make rocket pack.
03/30/10: ==>
03/29/10: John: Captchalogue rocket pack.
03/29/10: John: Await further instruction.
03/28/10: ==>
03/28/10: ==>
03/27/10: ==>
03/27/10: ==>
03/27/10: Rose: Pester Dave.
03/27/10: Rose: Pester Jade.
03/26/10: ==>
03/26/10: ==>
03/26/10: Rose: Consult with Jaspersprite.
03/26/10: ==>
03/24/10: ==>
03/24/10: ==>
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03/24/10: ==>
03/24/10: ==>
03/24/10: ==>
03/24/10: ==>
03/24/10: Meanwhile, in a long discarded memory...
03/23/10: ==>
03/23/10: ==>
03/23/10: ==>
03/23/10: WV, AR: Prepare gift for the WQ.
03/22/10: John: Hop in.
03/22/10: John: Examine gate.
03/22/10: John: Turn around.
03/22/10: John: Answer GC.
03/21/10: John: Answer CG.
03/21/10: John: Surrender to overwhelming emotions.
03/21/10: John: Give dear sweet Casey the bunny.
03/21/10: John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
03/21/10: ==>
03/21/10: ==>
03/20/10: John: Take shortcut.
03/20/10: ==>
03/20/10: Dave: Answer troll.
03/20/10: ==>
03/18/10: ==>
03/18/10: Rose: Answer troll.
03/18/10: ==>
03/17/10: Rose: Answer troll.
03/17/10: Dave: Answer troll.
03/11/10: Rose: Answer Dave.
03/11/10: ==>
03/11/10: Rose: Knit the scarf. Ride the ogre.
03/11/10: ==>
03/11/10: ==>
03/11/10: ==>
03/11/10: Rose: Strife.
03/10/10: ==>
03/10/10: ==>
03/10/10: ==>
03/10/10: John: Find the car.
03/09/10: ==>
03/09/10: Dave: Make air conditioner unit.
03/09/10: Jade: Draw air conditioner on roof.
03/09/10: Dave: Upgrade.
03/09/10: Dave: Captchalogue enlarger.
03/07/10: ==>
03/07/10: Jade: Draw the intellibeam laserstation.
03/07/10: Dave: Upgrade.
03/07/10: Jade: Draw the jumper block.
03/07/10: Jade: Draw the totem lathe.
03/07/10: Dave: Upgrade alchemiter with holopad.
03/07/10: ==>
03/07/10: Jade: Draw the holopad.
03/06/10: Dave: Punch code and put it in the jumper shunty thing.
03/06/10: Jade: Send the code to Dave.
03/06/10: ==>
03/06/10: Jade: Draw the punch designix.
03/06/10: Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine card.
03/06/10: ==>
03/06/10: Dave: Put a punched card in a shunt.
03/06/10: Dave: Punch some cards.
03/06/10: Jack: Open it.
03/06/10: Jack: Examine package.
03/05/10: ==>
03/05/10: ==>
03/05/10: ==>
03/05/10: ==>
03/05/10: ==>
03/05/10: PM?: Grab the box and run!
03/05/10: PM?: Locate the Archagent.
03/04/10: ==>
03/04/10: PM: Command John to put the carved tablet into a pyxis.
03/04/10: ==>
03/04/10: ==>
03/04/10: Fourth Exile: Suddenly appear.
03/04/10: ==>
03/04/10: Rose: Sip martini thoughtfully.
03/04/10: ==>
03/04/10: This is the last you will hear from me.
03/04/10: Rose, I must leave now.
03/04/10: ==>
03/04/10: ==>
03/04/10: ==>
03/04/10: ==>
03/04/10: ==>
03/03/10: ==>
03/03/10: PM?: Follow the agent.
03/02/10: ==>
03/02/10: ==>
03/02/10: ==>
03/02/10: ==>
03/02/10: ==>
03/02/10: Meanwhile, the past pulls a mean double reacharound...
03/02/10: Who is this bothering you?
03/02/10: You guide the Heir. Consult with him.
03/01/10: Dave: Download a bunch of grist from John. He has plenty.
03/01/10: Dave: Illegally pirate some of John's shale.
02/28/10: ==>
02/28/10: Dave: Install software.
02/28/10: Dave: Insert disc into computer.
02/28/10: Dave: Insert card with the CD on the slot.
02/28/10: Jade: Attempt to deploy catchalogue disk drive.
02/28/10: ==>
02/28/10: ==>
02/28/10: Jade: Deploy circuit board looking thingy.
02/28/10: ==>
02/28/10: Jade: Deploy green and white compact disc.
02/28/10: Jade: Check unknown objects.
02/28/10: Jade: Deploy Punch Designix.
02/27/10: ==>
02/27/10: ==>
02/27/10: Dave: Make the world's largest omlette.
02/27/10: Dave: Pester Jade.
02/27/10: Jade: Give Dave punch card of an eggy loking thign [sic].
02/26/10: ==>
02/26/10: WV: Fondly regard desert night.
02/26/10: ==>
02/26/10: WV: Become the mayor of Exile Town.
02/26/10: A mother will do whatever is best for her children.
02/26/10: ==>
02/26/10: ==>
02/25/10: Enter.
02/25/10: Examine your pet's tomb.
02/25/10: Follow them.
02/25/10: Is it not why you are here?
02/25/10: Your deceased pet.
02/25/10: Rose, find your sprite.
02/25/10: Great! I would like you to carve something on it.
02/25/10: John, the uncarved tablet you retrieved.
02/24/10: ==>
02/24/10: ==>
02/24/10: ==>
02/24/10: John: Save the lizards!
02/24/10: John: Chase the man, you want your book!
02/24/10: ==>
02/24/10: ==>
02/24/10: ==>
02/24/10: PM?: Retrieve both parcels.
02/24/10: AR?: Doff your hat to the attractive female.
02/24/10: PM?: Ready sword.
02/23/10: ==>
02/23/10: PM?: Retrieve package.
02/23/10: ==>
02/23/10: ==>
02/23/10: WV, PM, AR: Stargaze.
02/23/10: ==>
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02/22/10: ==>
02/22/10: John: Activate ghost gloves.
02/22/10: ==>
02/22/10: ==>
02/22/10: ==>
02/22/10: ==>
02/22/10: AR?: Write the owner of this vehicle a ticket.
02/22/10: AR?: Surround the scene with caution tape.
02/22/10: ==>
02/22/10: So many years ago, entrenched in the temporally oblique...
02/22/10: ==>
02/21/10: ==>
02/21/10: AR: Win over that fine carapace in grey.
02/21/10: ==>
02/21/10: AR: Use gunpowder and empty crates to make a campfire.
02/21/10: ==>
02/21/10: Jade: Wake up.
02/20/10: ==>
02/20/10: Jade: Put something weird in the seizure kernel.
02/20/10: Jade: Retrieve Dave's copy of Sburb and the impaled crow.
02/20/10: Dave: Kick that puppet out of the shower.
02/20/10: ==>
02/20/10: ==>
02/20/10: ==>
02/20/10: Dave: Use now empty apple juice bottle as pee receptacle.
02/20/10: ==>
02/20/10: ==>
02/20/10: ==>
02/20/10: Jade: Drop the toilet in Dave's room.
02/19/10: ==>
02/19/10: John: Go over the river and through the woods.
02/19/10: You have much to discover.
02/19/10: Have a look around, Rose.
02/19/10: Seer, can you hear me?
02/19/10: Seer.
02/18/10: A good place to keep lookout?
02/18/10: Converse.
02/18/10: How exciting! A parcel for you. Retrieve it!
02/18/10: Open it! Open it!!!
02/18/10: Hooray! This one contains a prize!
02/18/10: Y
02/18/10: Introduce yourself to the local amphibious fauna.
02/18/10: This one's empty. Perhaps a delivery is in order?
02/18/10: There is nothing inside. Should we put something in?
02/18/10: This is great! Something is in there. Take a look.
02/18/10: Ok, John. Let's explore this place!
02/18/10: It's nice to meet you, John.
02/18/10: I am told your name is John. Is that correct?
02/18/10: ==>
02/18/10: ==>
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02/18/10: ==>
02/18/10: ==>
02/18/10: ==>
02/18/10: WV: Introduce new friends to John.
02/18/10: AR: Retrieve mysterious artifacts from ruins.
02/18/10: AR: Cautiously drink TAB.
02/17/10: [S] ==>
02/16/10: ==>
02/16/10: Jade: Tidy up Strider's apartment a little.
02/16/10: Jade: Organize Dave's puppets.
02/16/10: Jade: Replace television with totem lathe.
02/16/10: Jade: Deploy the cruxtruder in its place.
02/16/10: Jade: Move Dave's bed to the roof.
02/15/10: ==>
02/15/10: Jade: Deploy cruxtruder in Dave's room.
02/15/10: Jade: Deploy alchemiter.
02/15/10: ==>
02/14/10: WV: Settle this dispute in a rational, diplomatic manner.
02/14/10: John: Search for your father's car.
02/14/10: John: Answer troll.
02/13/10: Dave: Pester Rose.
02/13/10: ==>
02/13/10: John: Pester Rose.
02/13/10: Jade: Pester chums.
02/13/10: Jade: Install Beta.
02/12/10: ==>
02/12/10: ==>
02/12/10: ==>
02/12/10: ==>
02/12/10: Jade: Captchalogue bass on card with Dutton ghost image.
02/12/10: Jade: Get the rest of your items.
02/12/10: ==>
02/12/10: ==>
02/12/10: Jade: Draw a pumpkin.
02/12/10: ==>
02/12/10: ==>
02/12/10: Jade: Quick! Random scribbling!
02/12/10: Jade: Captchalogue the beta.
02/12/10: ==>
02/12/10: Jade: Draw Lunchtop.
02/11/10: Jade: Try out new Pictionary modus.
02/11/10: Jade: Switch to Pictionary modus.
02/11/10: ==>
02/11/10: ==>
02/11/10: ==>
02/11/10: Jade: Switch to Jenga modus.
02/11/10: Jade: Take the discs.
02/11/10: In the mystic ruins of an era pre-desecration...
02/11/10: ==>
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02/11/10: ==>
02/11/10: ==>
02/11/10: In a future settled askance of the present...
02/09/10: [S] ACT 4 ==>
02/09/10: END INTERMISSION.
02/09/10: [I] ==>
02/09/10: [I] yeah you
02/09/10: [I] ==>
02/09/10: [I] ==>
02/09/10: [I] ==>
02/09/10: [I] ==>
02/09/10: [I] SS: Scan the barcode.
02/09/10: [I] SS: Flip your sprite.
02/08/10: [I] ==>
02/08/10: [I] ==>
02/08/10: [I] ==>
02/08/10: [I] ==>
02/08/10: [I] ==>
02/08/10: [I] ==>
02/08/10: [I] SS: Get on with it.
02/08/10: [I] SS: Use rules card for blackjack.
02/08/10: [I] SS: Peek inside keyhole.
02/08/10: [I] SS: Dramatically use the spade key.
02/08/10: [I] SS: Enter the vault.
02/08/10: [I] ==>
02/08/10: [I] SS: Ignore him and just pry the safe open.
02/07/10: [I] ==>
02/07/10: [I] ==>
02/07/10: [I] HB: Use Eggs' body as bait for Cans.
02/07/10: [I] ==>
02/07/10: [I] DD: Resist urge to shout "Oh Yeah!"
02/07/10: [I] ==>
02/07/10: [I] ==>
02/07/10: [I] DD: Check personal ads of periodical.
02/06/10: [I] ==>
02/06/10: [I] ==>
02/06/10: [I] DD: Ask Clover for the ultimate riddle.
02/06/10: [I] SS: Politely ask Clover to remain calm.
02/06/10: [I] ==>
02/06/10: [I] SS: Use crowbar to pry the safe open.
02/05/10: [I] ==>
02/05/10: [I] CD: Turn up heat on Biscut's oven.
02/05/10: [I] CD: Put dynamite in oven.
02/05/10: [I] SS: Crowbar. Biscuits' oven. Make it hapen.
02/05/10: [I] ==>
02/05/10: [I] ==>
02/05/10: [I] HB: Attempt to eat Eggs.
02/05/10: [I] ==>
02/05/10: [I] ==>
02/05/10: [I] SS: Start whacking things with the crowbar.
02/04/10: [I] ==>
02/04/10: [I] SS: CHARGE!
02/04/10: [I] ==>
02/04/10: [I] ==>
02/04/10: [I] DD: Shoot up biscuit and eggs's effigies.
02/03/10: [I] ==>
02/03/10: [I] ==>
02/03/10: [I] ==>
02/03/10: [I] SS: Ride around on horse hitcher pretending to joust.
02/03/10: [I] SS: Arm yourself, in case Cans shows up.
02/02/10: [I] ==>
02/02/10: [I] SS: Have right eye patched up.
02/02/10: [I] DD: Have Stitch patch up SS's effigy.
02/02/10: [I] DD: Call Spades.
02/01/10: [I] ==>
02/01/10: [I] ==>
02/01/10: [I] ==>
02/01/10: [I] ==>
02/01/10: [I] ==>
02/01/10: [I] SS: Knock Sawbuck unconscious.
02/01/10: [I] SS: Quickly remove lance from Sawbuck.
02/01/10: [I] ==>
02/01/10: [I] PSS: Be Future Spades Slick.
02/01/10: [I] PSS: Remove Crowbar's pin.
02/01/10: [I] ==>
02/01/10: [I] SS: Stab first, utter puns later.
02/01/10: [I] ==>
02/01/10: [I] SS: Take a moment to think up some time-based one-liners
01/30/10: [I] ==>
01/30/10: [I] ==>
01/30/10: [I] ==>
01/30/10: [I] SS: Stick Crowbar's pin back in again.
01/30/10: [I] ==>
01/30/10: [I] SS: Carry Sawbuck like Titan Atlas would carry the world
01/30/10: [I] SS: Just go stab Sawbuck until the time shenanigans stop
01/30/10: [I] SS: Stuff him in your deck of cards.
01/30/10: [I] SS: Hit Crowbar in the head.
01/30/10: [I] Years in the past...
01/29/10: [I] SS: Occam's Razor. Crowbar's head. Make it hapen.
01/29/10: [I] SS: Bring knives to the gunfight.
01/29/10: [I] SS: Kill something out of rage and frustration.
01/29/10: [I] SS: Give it to Sawbuck.
01/29/10: [I] SS: Remove knife from eye.
01/28/10: [I] ==>
01/28/10: [S][I] ==>
01/28/10: [I] SS: Insert and quickly remove Snowman's pin.
01/27/10: [I] ==>
01/27/10: [I] ==>
01/27/10: [I] SS: Remove Crowbar's pin.
01/27/10: [I] HB: Prod idiots with Red Cheeks.
01/26/10: [I] ==>
01/26/10: [I] DD: Sneak into Stitch's boutique.
01/26/10: [I] ==>
01/26/10: [I] CD: Burst in thrusting bull penis cane.
01/25/10: [I] ==>
01/25/10: [I] ==>
01/25/10: [I] ==>
01/25/10: [I] HB: Call Spades for backup.
01/25/10: [I] ==>
01/25/10: [I] ==>
01/25/10: [I] HB: Waste exactly four hours on this tomfoolery.
01/24/10: [I] ==>
01/24/10: [I] ==>
01/24/10: [I] CD: Follow the red-blood road.
01/23/10: [I] ==>
01/23/10: [I] ==>
01/23/10: [I] ==>
01/23/10: [I] ==>
01/23/10: [I] CD: Implement nefarious scheme.
01/23/10: [I] SS: Return to being Hearts Boxcars.
01/23/10: [I] DD: Follow blood trail downstairs and finish him off.
01/23/10: [I] SS: Clocks. Destroy them.
01/23/10: [I] SS: Take voodoo doll.
01/23/10: [I] ==>
01/23/10: [I] SS: Help the green man live up to his name.
01/23/10: [I] ==>
01/23/10: [I] SS: Rematerialize.
01/22/10: [I] ==>
01/22/10: [I] ==>
01/22/10: [I] ==>
01/22/10: [I] ==>
01/22/10: [I] ==>
01/22/10: [I] ==>
01/22/10: [I] DD: Take a good look around the new room you're in.
01/22/10: [I] ==>
01/22/10: [I] CD: Follow path.
01/22/10: [I] ==>
01/22/10: [I] ==>
01/22/10: [I] ==>
01/22/10: [I] HB: Call Clubs on nearest card.
01/22/10: [I] HB: Peruse Red Cheeks magazine.
01/22/10: [I] HB: Retrieve two of hearts from backup hat.
01/21/10: [I] HB: Deploy PUNCHBOX.
01/21/10: [I] HB: Pry the wall from the safe.
01/21/10: [I] HB: Do a silly dance.
01/21/10: [I] HB: Stop being SS.
01/21/10: [I] ==>
01/21/10: [I] ==>
01/21/10: [I] SS: Make friends with Die.
01/21/10: [I] ==>
01/21/10: [I] ==>
01/21/10: [I] Meanwhile, running roughly parallel with present events.
01/20/10: [I] ==>
01/20/10: [I] CD: Just lock Doze in the battledrobe.
01/20/10: [I] CD: Follow Diamonds Droog's instructions.
01/20/10: [I] DD: Follow trail of blood up the stairs.
01/20/10: [I] DD: Resume pursuit of wounded felt member.
01/20/10: [I] ==>
01/20/10: [I] ==>
01/20/10: [I] ==>
01/20/10: [I] DD: Withdraw licorice fish from backup hat.
01/20/10: [I] DD: Retrieve hat from brawlsoleum.
01/20/10: [I] DD: Wear backup hat.
01/20/10: [I] CD: Forget you are CD. Believe you are Hearts Boxcars.
01/20/10: [I] CD: Pick up card depicting stately blonde-haired fellows
01/20/10: [I] CD: Pick a card, any card.
01/19/10: [I] CD: Pick up all of the cards and throw them at Doze.
01/19/10: [I] CD: Grab the deuce of clubs.
01/19/10: [I] ==>
01/19/10: [I] SS: Be Diamonds Droog.
01/19/10: [I] ==>
01/19/10: [I] SS: Wear backup hat.
01/19/10: [I] SS: Wear CD's hat on top of your current one.
01/19/10: [I] ==>
01/19/10: [I] SS: Lift left leg and hold it a little ways in the air.
01/19/10: [I] SS: Stop being Hearts Boxcars.
01/19/10: [I] ==>
01/19/10: [I] CD: Throw the hat down and stomp it mercilessly.
01/18/10: [I] CD: Play some solitaire.
01/18/10: [I] CD: Dump the contents of your war chest over him.
01/18/10: [I] CD: Swap hats with Doze.
01/18/10: [I] CD: Punch clocks in faces to establish chronology.
01/18/10: [I] ==>
01/18/10: [I] CD: Rough him up.
01/18/10: [I] SS: Be Hearts Boxcars.
01/18/10: [I] ==>
01/18/10: [I] SS: Enter the hallway near the main entrance.
01/18/10: [I] ==>
01/18/10: [I] SS: Use radio device to check on unscrupulous cohorts.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Examine heist map.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Wonder where the number 8 mugshot went.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Examine vendetta itinerary.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Take the spade key.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Delete the time setting on the crosbytop.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Go to mspaintadventures.com.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Start up the Crosbytop.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Hide inside your war chest.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Scavenge war chest for fancy headwear.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Shuffle contents of war chest.
01/17/10: [I] SS: Open war chest.
01/16/10: [I] SS: Play 52 pickup.
01/16/10: [I] ==>
01/16/10: [I] SS: Check for traps under the billiards rug.
01/16/10: [I] SS: Build fort with clocks.
01/16/10: [I] SS: Captchalogue carriage clock.
01/16/10: [I] SS: Inspect timekeeping devices.
01/15/10: [I] ==>
01/15/10: INTERMISSION
01/14/10: END OF ACT 3
01/14/10: ==>
01/14/10: ==>
01/14/10: ==>
01/14/10: [S] Enter.
01/08/10: Dave: Install beta.
01/07/10: ==>
01/07/10: ==>
01/07/10: Jade: Play guitar to summon giant lily pads.
01/06/10: ==>
01/06/10: ==>
01/06/10: ==>
01/06/10: ==>
01/06/10: ==>
01/06/10: Jack: Kill John's dad yourself.
01/06/10: ==>
01/06/10: WHOP
01/05/10: ==>
01/05/10: dear jade,
01/05/10: ==>
01/05/10: ==>
01/05/10: ==>
01/05/10: ==>
01/05/10: ==>
01/05/10: Years in the past...
01/04/10: ==>
01/04/10: ==>
01/04/10: PM: Read the next step of the letter.
01/04/10: ==>
01/04/10: PM: Scamper quickly to the newly created hole.
01/04/10: ==>
01/04/10: WV: Wave about in a distracting manner.
01/04/10: ==>
01/04/10: AR: Be the law.
01/04/10: AR: Berate self for unauthorized demolition.
01/04/10: ==>
01/04/10: ==>
01/04/10: PM : Read the letter.
01/03/10: ==>
01/03/10: ==>
01/03/10: ==>
01/03/10: Jade: Place present on monument.
01/03/10: AR: Examine moving platform.
01/03/10: ==>
01/03/10: ==>
01/03/10: ==>
01/03/10: AR: Befriend the unwelcome rogues.
01/03/10: ==>
01/03/10: AR: Find a rocket launcher.
01/02/10: AR: Quickly retrieve side arms.
01/02/10: AR: Go search for more ammo.
01/02/10: AR: Examine the wall behind you.
01/02/10: AR: Realize that your weapon is magazine-fed, not clip-fed.
01/02/10: You are now...
01/01/10: Dave: Answer.
01/01/10: ==>
01/01/10: dear dave,
01/01/10: ==>
01/01/10: ==>
01/01/10: ==>
01/01/10: Rose: Answer.
01/01/10: ==>
01/01/10: dear rose,
01/01/10: Months in the past...
01/01/10: Rose: Captchalogue and send John code for his present.
12/31/09: ==>
12/31/09: Dave: Pester Rose.
12/31/09: Dave: Get beta.
12/31/09: Dave: Eject your modus and set it to Scrabble values.
12/31/09: Dave: Captchalogue beta.
12/31/09: Dave: Go get a god damn new sword.
12/31/09: Dave: Mourn the loss of Cal.
12/30/09: Rose: Finish building.
12/30/09: ==>
12/30/09: ==>
12/30/09: Jade: Use harpoon to zip-line into the great outdoors.
12/29/09: Jade: Grab your harpoon gun.
12/29/09: ==>
12/29/09: Jade: Update colourful reminders.
12/29/09: ==>
12/28/09: [S] Jade: Pester John.
12/24/09: ==>
12/24/09: ==>
12/24/09: [S] Dave: Strife!
12/22/09: ==>
12/22/09: John: Combine iron and pogo hammer.
12/22/09: John: Combine Hammer and Problem Sleuth game.
12/22/09: John: Combine Dad's hat and Problem Sleuth game.
12/22/09: John: Combine Cosby poster with computer.
12/22/09: John: Captchalogue/punch Heath Ledger Joker figurine.
12/22/09: John: Combine Ghost Dad poster with...
12/22/09: John: Combine gushers and shaving cream.
12/22/09: John: Combine umbrella and straight razor.
12/22/09: John: Combine ghost gauntlet and bathroom mirror.
12/22/09: John: Combine fake arm, blue ectoplasm, and PDA.
12/22/09: John: Combine gushers and blue ectoplasm.
12/22/09: John: Combine sledgehammer, telescope, and Sassacre text.
12/22/09: John: Combine glasses and PDA.
12/21/09: John: Combine ghost suit and Wise Guy book.
12/21/09: John: Combine ghost shirt and suit.
12/21/09: John: Recombine hammer and pogo ride.
12/21/09: John: Alchemize in a 1980's time-lapse montage.
12/20/09: ==>
12/20/09: ==>
12/20/09: ==>
12/20/09: Jade: Inspect neighbor's tower.
12/20/09: Jade: Gracefully fly to the other golden tower.
12/20/09: WV: Give present! Hooray!!!
12/20/09: ==>
12/20/09: ==>
12/20/09: ==>
12/20/09: ==>
12/20/09: ==>
12/20/09: ==>
12/19/09: ==>
12/19/09: WV: Read letter.
12/19/09: WV: Look behind you!
12/19/09: WV: Eat letter and envelope.
12/19/09: ==>
12/19/09: ==>
12/19/09: ==>
12/19/09: Jade: Go and make a new friend.
12/18/09: ==>
12/18/09: ==>
12/18/09: ==>
12/18/09: Jade: Go explore the golden city.
12/18/09: Jade: Change wardrobifier to cycle thru STAR HEART HORSESHOE
12/18/09: [S] Jade: Dream up extra arms and play advanced bass solo.
12/16/09: ==>
12/16/09: John: Alchemize.
12/16/09: ==>
12/16/09: Rose: Build as much as you can as fast as you can.
12/14/09: ==>
12/14/09: ==>
12/14/09: ==>
12/14/09: ==>
12/14/09: Years in the future...
12/14/09: WV: Take obvious course of action.
12/14/09: WV: Try to appearify the cable again.
12/12/09: ==>
12/12/09: ==>
12/12/09: ==>
12/12/09: WV: Get ye rope.
12/12/09: WV: Command Serenity to carry the rope to you.
12/12/09: ==>
12/12/09: WV: Appearify the temple.
12/12/09: WV: Sacrifice your MAYORAL SASH for more CABLES.
12/12/09: WV: Descend.
12/12/09: ==>
12/12/09: ==>
12/12/09: Rose: Pester John.
12/12/09: Rose: Flee room.
12/12/09: John: Make totems.
12/12/09: ==>
12/12/09: Months in the past...
12/12/09: ==>
12/12/09: Jade: Open the Package.
12/11/09: Jade: Realize you can fly!
12/11/09: Jade: Quick! Get into bed!
12/11/09: Jade: Obliquely foreshadow future through interpretive dance
12/10/09: ==>
12/10/09: ==>
12/10/09: ==>
12/10/09: Jade: Dream.
12/09/09: John: Get down to business.
12/09/09: ==>
12/09/09: ==>
12/09/09: Rose: Watch the meteor impact.
12/09/09: Rose: Look around room.
12/09/09: Rose: Check self for any mixed atoms with cat.
12/08/09: ==>
12/08/09: ==>
12/08/09: ==>
12/08/09: [S] Jade: Retrieve package.
12/06/09: [S] John: Mental breakdown.
12/05/09: ==>
12/05/09: ==>
12/05/09: John: Closely inspect Fruit Gushers box.
12/05/09: John: Captchalogue Fruit Gushers.
12/05/09: John: Fill up an entire queuestack with shoes.
12/04/09: John: Open the big one.
12/04/09: ==>
12/04/09: John: Unwrap the smallest present first.
12/04/09: ==>
12/04/09: ==>
12/04/09: John: Read instructions for control deck.
12/04/09: John: Equip array fetch modus.
12/04/09: ==>
12/04/09: John: Obtain SW33TL00T.
12/04/09: John: Present time! Open a present see what's inside!
12/04/09: John: Investigate room for anything dad may have left behind
12/04/09: ==>
12/04/09: ==>
12/04/09: Jack: Throw down hat in disgust.
12/04/09: ==>
12/04/09: ==>
12/04/09: Jack: Call a minion.
12/03/09: Jack: Don comical hat.
12/03/09: State name and rank.
12/03/09: Take another stab at it.
12/03/09: Enter name.
12/03/09: ==>
12/03/09: ==>
12/03/09: ==>
12/03/09: John: Calm down, it'll be alright.
12/02/09: [S] John: Examine your dad's room.
12/02/09: John: Snoop.
12/02/09: John: Triple somersault into room, etc. Stick the landing.
12/01/09: Jade: Retrieve the package you expected to arrive.
12/01/09: ==>
12/01/09: ==>
12/01/09: Jade: Locate and feed the devilbeast you call a pet.
11/30/09: Rose: Stop fooling around and transportalize out of there!
11/30/09: Rose: Appearify Jaspers immediately.
11/30/09: ==>
11/30/09: [S] Rose: Fast forward to now.
11/30/09: Rose: Trace Jaspers' whereabouts on the machine.
11/29/09: ==>
11/29/09: Rose: Have a flashback.
11/29/09: ==>
11/29/09: ==>
11/29/09: ==>
11/29/09: Rose: Cause time paradox.
11/29/09: ==>
11/29/09: Rose: Screw around with the appearifier.
11/29/09: Rose: Let's play a game.
11/29/09: Rose: Insert coin.
11/29/09: Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten.
11/28/09: ==>
11/28/09: ==>
11/28/09: ==>
11/28/09: PM: Peer out explosion hole.
11/28/09: PM: Miraculously survive.
11/28/09: Jade: Abscond!
11/28/09: ==>
11/27/09: [S] Strife!!!
11/27/09: Jade: Leap dramatically across the divide.
11/25/09: ==>
11/25/09: ==>
11/25/09: Jade: Examine those chaps on the sofa.
11/24/09: Jade: Arm yourself.
11/24/09: Jade: Scamper into grand foyer with wild abandon.
11/24/09: ==>
11/24/09: John: Jump down.
11/24/09: ==>
11/24/09: John: Resist great urge to take the wedged shale.
11/23/09: ==>
11/23/09: Rose: Wear the scarf. Be the Rider.
11/23/09: ==>
11/23/09: Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd tea set.
11/23/09: ==>
11/22/09: ==>
11/22/09: ==>
11/22/09: Don't I know you?
11/22/09: Greetings.
11/22/09: PM: Type => VIEW
11/22/09: PM: Examine keyboard and screen.
11/22/09: ==>
11/22/09: ==>
11/22/09: PM: Open envelope.
11/22/09: PM: Check mail.
11/22/09: You are now...
11/22/09: ==>
11/22/09: ==>
11/22/09: ==>
11/22/09: ==>
11/22/09: ==>
11/22/09: Elsewhere, we find a place...
11/21/09: ==>
11/21/09: ==>
11/21/09: John: Pick up as much grist as you can hold.
11/21/09: John: Collect phat lewtz.
11/21/09: John: Climb that echeladder.
11/21/09: John: High-five Nannaquin.
11/20/09: [S] Rose: Ascend.
11/20/09: ==>
11/20/09: Rose: Turn on your laptop and check on John.
11/18/09: ==>
11/18/09: ==>
11/18/09: ==>
11/18/09: Rose: Look around for anything else of importance.
11/18/09: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
11/17/09: [S] Dave: Abscond.
11/13/09: Again in the future...
11/12/09: ==>
11/12/09: ==>
11/12/09: ==>
11/12/09: Rose: Find the unlocked hub.
11/12/09: ==>
11/12/09: Rose: Examine fetch modus.
11/12/09: ==>
11/12/09: Rose: Attempt to plug laptop into nearby hub.
11/11/09: Rose: Go to the center and do a goofy dance.
11/11/09: Rose: Look at that kiosk.
11/11/09: Jade: Answer.
11/11/09: ==>
11/11/09: ==>
11/11/09: Jade: Complete your descent.
11/11/09: ==>
11/11/09: Jade: Don't stop.
11/10/09: Jade: Keep going.
11/10/09: Jade: Proceed.
11/10/09: Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can go.
11/10/09: ==>
11/10/09: ==>
11/10/09: Rose: Look for mad scientists.
11/09/09: ==>
11/09/09: ==>
11/09/09: ==>
11/09/09: Also in the future...
11/08/09: [S] Jade: Descend.
11/06/09: ==>
11/06/09: Jade: Stop being the other girl and pester John again.
11/06/09: Rose: Descend.
11/06/09: Jade: Be the other girl.
11/06/09: Jade: Pester Rose.
11/06/09: ==>
11/06/09: [S] Dave: STRIFE.
11/02/09: Jade: Pester Dave.
11/02/09: ==>
11/02/09: [S] MIDNIGHT CREW: ACT 1031
11/02/09: END INTERMISSION.
11/02/09: Jade: Open Echidna and go to mspaintadventures.com
10/31/09: [S] Jade: Open FreshJamz!
10/30/09: ==>
10/30/09: Jade: See if Dave left you a sweet new rap.
10/30/09: Jade: Pester John.
10/29/09: Jade: Activate Pesterchum.
10/28/09: Jade: Get down to business.
10/28/09: Jade: Open lunchtop.
10/28/09: Jade: Captchalogue bass.
10/27/09: [S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline.
10/27/09: ==>
10/27/09: Jade: Examine the atomic bass by your bed.
10/25/09: ==>
10/25/09: Jade: Lightly irradiate steak.
10/24/09: ==>
10/24/09: Jade: Press the steak button.
10/24/09: ==>
10/24/09: Jade: Stick fruits in the refrigerator to keep them fresh.
10/24/09: ==>
10/24/09: Ok, one more time.
10/24/09: Take another crack at this.
10/24/09: Try again.
10/24/09: ==>
10/24/09: ==>
10/24/09: Jade: Feed your friend.
10/24/09: Jade: Captchalogue refrigerator.
10/24/09: ==>
10/24/09: Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic cue ball.
10/23/09: Jade: Open chest.
10/23/09: Jade: Retrieve fursuit from magic chest.
10/23/09: Jade: Look out window.
10/22/09: Jade: Change wardrobifier setting.
10/22/09: Jade: Organize all your dolls.
10/22/09: Jade: Pick up your toys!
10/22/09: Jade: Lose interest in fauna and never speak of it again.
10/22/09: ==>
10/22/09: Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it.
10/21/09: ==>
10/21/09: Jade: Wonder why the design on your shirt changed.
10/21/09: Jade: Quickly retrieve firearms from wall.
10/20/09: ==>
10/20/09: Jade: Explore the other half of your room!
10/20/09: ==>
10/20/09: Jade: Ascend.
10/19/09: ==>
10/19/09: Jade: Go upstairs to bedroom.
10/18/09: ==>
10/18/09: ==>
10/18/09: ==>
10/18/09: ==>
10/18/09: Jade: Captchalogue something.
10/17/09: ==>
10/17/09: Jade: Exit this room.
10/16/09: Jade: Captchalogue the pumpkin growing next to you.
10/16/09: Jade: Consult colourful reminders.
10/16/09: ==>
10/16/09: ==>
10/16/09: Jade: Squeal like a piglet and fertilize some plants.
10/16/09: Jade: Select Memory.
10/16/09: Jade: Set modus.
10/15/09: Jade: Captchalogue flute.
10/15/09: ==>
10/14/09: [S] Jade: Play a silly flute refrain.
10/14/09: Examine room.
10/14/09: ==>
10/14/09: Try again.
10/14/09: Read note.
10/14/09: Drop pumpkin on Farmstink.
10/14/09: Retrieve arms from...
10/14/09: Wake up!
10/14/09: Enter name.
10/14/09: ACT 3 ==>
10/12/09: Dear John,
10/11/09: ==>
10/11/09: [S] WV: Ascend.
10/11/09: oh wait
10/09/09: [S] WV: Hasten to the exit post-haste!
10/05/09: ==>
10/05/09: WV: Appearify the grate over the entrance to the facility.
10/05/09: ==>
10/05/09: WV: Adjust time dial to appearify rotten pumpkin.
10/05/09: ==>
10/05/09: WV: Appearify firefly out of the amber.
10/05/09: WV: Move spirograph switch.
10/05/09: WV: Use trusty knife to carve spook schema in pumpkin.
10/05/09: WV: Deappearify the pumpkin.
10/04/09: WV: Appearify Can Town.
10/04/09: WV: Appearify your trusty knife.
10/04/09: WV: Fiddle with the dials.
10/04/09: WV: Press green button on right.
10/04/09: WV: Inspect green buttons.
10/04/09: WV: Devour pumpkin.
10/04/09: WV: Examine pumpkin.
10/03/09: ==>
10/03/09: WV: Press the triangle pattern.
10/03/09: WV: Look at the other wall.
10/03/09: ==>
10/03/09: WV: Attach your trusty knife to the meter stick.
10/03/09: ==>
10/03/09: ==>
10/03/09: ==>
10/03/09: WV: Select the triangley fractal.
10/03/09: ==>
10/03/09: WV: Curiously prod the funny-looking spirograph.
10/02/09: ==>
10/02/09: ==>
10/02/09: ==>
10/02/09: WV: Go outside and get some sun.
10/02/09: Minutes in the future...
10/02/09: WV: Mourn the loss of citizen tab.
10/01/09: [S] WV: Lead your men to victory!
09/30/09: WV: Create employment opportunities for the citizen cans.
09/30/09: WV: Be the mayor.
09/30/09: WV: Type => REBOOT.
09/29/09: WV: Type => HOME.
09/29/09: WV: Type => SWITCH 3.
09/29/09: WV: Type => SWITCH 2.
09/29/09: ==>
09/29/09: ==>
09/29/09: WV: Hit escape.
09/29/09: WV: Welcome the rest into the city.
09/29/09: WV: Consume several cans.
09/28/09: ==>
09/28/09: ==>
09/28/09: WV: Press Tab.
09/27/09: WV: Turn on the other 3 screens.
09/27/09: WV: Check that rampaging boy on the screen.
09/27/09: ==>
09/27/09: ==>
09/27/09: ==>
09/27/09: WV: Survey surroundings in search of more terrain for city.
09/26/09: WV: Peel label from can of MAYO and affix to sash.
09/26/09: WV: Use motor oil to designate commercial zones.
09/26/09: WV: Use your own pee for the commercial zones.
09/25/09: WV: Lay a chalk foundation for Can Town's civic growth.
09/25/09: WV: Use the chalk to draw some roads.
09/24/09: ==>
09/24/09: WV: Rescue that poor lightning bug.
09/24/09: WV: Examine contents of yellow container.
09/24/09: WV: Try to open the storage box.
09/24/09: ==>
09/24/09: WV: Examine box of crayons.
09/24/09: WV: Use glowing green rock to open cans.
09/24/09: WV: Explore west of Can Town.
09/24/09: ==>
09/24/09: ==>
09/24/09: WV: Become the mayor of Can Town.
09/24/09: WV: Be the imp.
09/24/09: WV: Locate a nearby sharp object.
09/24/09: WV: Search room for can opener.
09/24/09: WV: Clear out all the cans inside the purple machine.
09/23/09: ==>
09/23/09: WV: Check book on Human Etiquette.
09/22/09: WV: Examine the small potted plant.
09/22/09: ==>
09/22/09: WV: Examine marking on wrist.
09/22/09: WV: Examine can of custard.
09/22/09: WV: Take the can labeled BEANS.
09/22/09: WV: Attempt to open can with your weak pathetic digits.
09/22/09: WV: Use sharp teeth to poke a hole in the lid of the can.
09/22/09: WV: Pick up the can of gravy. Just pick it up.
09/22/09: WV: Captchalogue can of gravy.
09/22/09: WV: Check the little red bar.
09/21/09: WV: Examine rotten pumpkin.
09/21/09: WV: Retri...
09/21/09: ==>
09/21/09: [S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building.
09/21/09: Dave: Stop being the other guy.
09/19/09: John: Turn around...
09/19/09: ==>
09/19/09: John: Look down.
09/19/09: John: Ascend to the highest point of the house.
09/18/09: ==>
09/18/09: ==>
09/18/09: John: Prepare for a boss battle.
09/18/09: John: Be the imp.
09/18/09: ==>
09/18/09: ==>
09/18/09: John: Quickly grab the pogo hammer.
09/17/09: ==>
09/17/09: [S] John: Wake up.
09/15/09: ==>
09/15/09: ==>
09/15/09: ==>
09/15/09: Rose: Message John the Captcha code.
09/15/09: Rose: Captchalogue Sburb Server CD.
09/15/09: Rose: Check Alchemy Excursus.
09/14/09: [S] John: Sleep.
09/14/09: Rose: Pester John.
09/14/09: ==>
09/14/09: ==>
09/14/09: ==>
09/14/09: ==>
09/14/09: ==>
09/14/09: John: Attack the nearest imp to test pogo hammer's strength.
09/13/09: John: Practice with new weapon.
09/11/09: ==>
09/11/09: ==>
09/11/09: John: Take it to the alchemiter.
09/11/09: John: Put both cards in totem lathe.
09/11/09: ==>
09/11/09: ==>
09/11/09: John: Read book. Be the wise guy.
09/11/09: John: Turn on "detect collisions".
09/11/09: John: Collect cards.
09/10/09: ==>
09/10/09: ==>
09/10/09: ==>
09/10/09: ==>
09/10/09: ==>
09/10/09: Rose: Produce captchalogue card.
09/10/09: Rose: Collect totems.
09/10/09: John: Do same thing with captchalogued captchalogue card.
09/10/09: John: Repeat process with other cards and dowels.
09/10/09: John: Carve a totem of the punched pogo card.
09/09/09: ==>
09/09/09: John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make a tent.
09/08/09: Dave: Be the other guy.
09/08/09: Dave: Burst out of the puppet pile like "the one".
09/08/09: Dave: Read the note on the hatch.
09/07/09: ==>
09/07/09: ==>
09/07/09: ==>
09/07/09: ==>
09/07/09: Dave: Yank cord.
09/06/09: Dave: Use the turntables and cinderblocks to make a fort.
09/06/09: Dave: Look up.
09/06/09: ==>
09/06/09: Dave: Stuff down mr. purple guy into the garbage disposal.
09/06/09: Dave: Activate garbage disposal.
09/06/09: Dave: Take blender.
09/06/09: Dave: Captchalogue CHERRY BOMBS.
09/06/09: ==>
09/06/09: ==>
09/06/09: Dave: Use ice maker, it's still hot around here.
09/06/09: Dave: Take swords.
09/06/09: Dave: Open refrigerator.
09/06/09: Dave: Search for some MAD SNACKS YO.
09/05/09: ==>
09/05/09: ==>
09/05/09: Dave: Think of a new word for powercord.
09/05/09: Dave: Captchalogue the unplugged powercord.
09/05/09: ==>
09/05/09: ==>
09/05/09: Dave: Take the skateboard.
09/04/09: Dave: Check the box "detect collisions".
09/04/09: Dave: Change to Scrabble Points Hash Modus.
09/04/09: Dave: Press EJECT button.
09/04/09: Dave: Examine fetch modus.
09/04/09: Dave: Captchalogue nunchucks.
09/04/09: Dave: Captchalogue each shuriken individually.
09/03/09: ==>
09/03/09: ==>
09/03/09: Dave: Take nunchaku.
09/03/09: ==>
09/03/09: Dave: Captchalogue Shurikens.
09/03/09: Dave: Grab those fireworks.
09/02/09: Dave: Hide evidence in microwave.
09/02/09: Dave: Set blender to "Crush Ice".
09/02/09: Dave: Captchalogue Buster Sword from behind microwave.
09/02/09: ==>
09/02/09: ==>
09/02/09: Dave: Set Blender to "Mix".
09/02/09: Dave: Transfer katana to strife specibus.
09/01/09: Dave: Go into the kitchen.
08/31/09: ==>
08/31/09: ==>
08/31/09: Dave: Exit your bro's room.
08/31/09: Dave: Take expensive ninja sword.
08/29/09: Dave: Ignore Lil Cal and find the beta.
08/29/09: ==>
08/29/09: ==>
08/29/09: John: Make your way up those stairs, posthaste.
08/29/09: Safe: Level up for slaying the imp.
08/29/09: Bathtub: Level up for slaying the imp.
08/29/09: Colonel Sassacre: Level up for slaying the imp.
08/28/09: John: Level up!
08/28/09: John: Take PDA.
08/28/09: John: Captchalogue punched captchalogued captchalogue card.
08/27/09: John: Throw hat down in disgust.
08/27/09: John: Punch card.
08/27/09: John: Enter code on back of card into designix.
08/27/09: John: Captchalogue the card.
08/27/09: John: Examine back of captchalogue card on floor.
08/27/09: John: Turn the card over.
08/27/09: John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the wall.
08/27/09: ==>
08/27/09: John: Examine contents of safe.
08/27/09: John: Examine family tome of humour.
08/27/09: John: Collect grist, examine safe.
08/25/09: Rose: Drag some cruxite dowels up to John's room.
08/25/09: Rose: Move punched cards to John's room.
08/25/09: ==>
08/25/09: ==>
08/24/09: John: Answer your chums.
08/24/09: ==>
08/24/09: ==>
08/24/09: ==>
08/24/09: ==>
08/23/09: ==>
08/23/09: ==>
08/23/09: ==>
08/23/09: John: Mash keys heedlessly.
08/23/09: John: Attempt to retrieve pogo from card.
08/23/09: John: Type in nZ7Un6BI
08/23/09: John: Insert card.
08/23/09: John: Enter captcha code as seen on back of pogo ride card.
08/22/09: John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in strife specibus
08/22/09: John: Observe back of the first visible captchalogue card.
08/22/09: Rose: Answer Dave.
08/22/09: ==>
08/22/09: John: Gather grist, examine designix.
08/21/09: i shall take my leave now john. until next time
08/21/09: thank you so very very much, dear favorable small primate
08/21/09: oh, but thank you
08/21/09: but it has been a pleasure nonetheless.
08/21/09: the opener dilemma remains unsettled, most unfortunately
08/21/09: fellow john, it appears we have reached an impasse
08/21/09: ==>
08/21/09: ==>
08/21/09: Rose: Construct loft above John's room.
08/20/09: ==>
08/19/09: Years in the future...
08/19/09: ==>
08/19/09: john might i bother you for a can opener?
08/19/09: Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those imps.
08/19/09: now my civil fellow, i have a well mannered query to ask
08/19/09: well done, john. polite congratulations.
08/19/09: Refrigerator: Level up for slaying the imp.
08/18/09: ==>
08/18/09: now sir boy, flee from this boorish rabble post haste.
08/18/09: mister john, respectfully ask that you please stand up.
08/18/09: ==>
08/18/09: John: Flip the fuck out.
08/17/09: ==>
08/17/09: John: Ride your steed to victory.
08/17/09: John: Ride Slimer pogo and one-up that imp.
08/17/09: ==>
08/17/09: John: Make your way to the study.
08/16/09: ==>
08/16/09: Rose: Check up on Nannaquin, see what's cookin'!
08/16/09: ==>
08/16/09: John: Ride pogo ride.
08/16/09: John: Bring 2 cans of shaving cream.
08/16/09: John: Check cabinets for imps or useful items.
08/16/09: Rose: Use build grist to construct observation tower on roof
08/16/09: ==>
08/16/09: Rose: It's time to build.
08/15/09: Piano: Level up for slaying the imp.
08/15/09: John: Get grist.
08/15/09: Rose: Drop pogo ride in John's bathroom.
08/15/09: ==>
08/15/09: Rose: Use pogo ride to fling grist through window.
08/15/09: ==>
08/15/09: Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those imps.
08/15/09: [S] ==>
08/14/09: John: Confront Pogo Ride to prepare yourself for Nanna.
08/14/09: John: Rebuild the claw hammer and return it to specibus.
08/14/09: ==>
08/14/09: ==>
08/13/09: Rose: Deploy the Punch Designix.
08/13/09: Seconds in the future, but not many...
08/13/09: Dave: Pester Rose.
08/13/09: ==>
08/13/09: ==>
08/13/09: Dave: Pester John to ease your nerves.
08/12/09: ==>
08/12/09: Dave: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump.
08/12/09: ==>
08/12/09: ==>
08/12/09: Dave: Stop wasting time and look for Bro's beta.
08/12/09: Dave: Mouse over the orange stripe containing PlushRump.
08/11/09: Dave: Check if Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff has a sweet update.
08/10/09: Dave: Open Complete Bullshit.
08/10/09: ==>
08/10/09: Dave: Look at your brother's computer.
08/09/09: Dave: Check out your BRO's sweet gear.
08/09/09: ==>
08/09/09: Dave: Give Lil' Cal a bro fistbump.
08/09/09: Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox.
08/09/09: ==>
08/09/09: Dave: Play a game on the Xbox.
08/09/09: Dave: Find Lil' Cal and give fistbumps.
08/09/09: Dave: Pity da fool.
08/09/09: ==>
08/09/09: Dave: Hastily enter the room with wild abandon.
08/07/09: Dave: Exit your room, and go into the living room.
08/07/09: [S] Dave: Retrieve dead bird.
08/07/09: Dave: Get katana.
08/05/09: ==>
08/05/09: Months in the past, but not many...
08/04/09: ==>
08/04/09: Years in the future...
08/04/09: FOR THE LAST TIME I COMMAnd you to get the cookies boy
08/04/09: STUPID STUPID DUMB
08/04/09: JOHN YOU ARE STUPID.
08/04/09: THIS IMPUDENCE IS INSUFFERABLE. GO GET THE COOKIES!!!!!!
08/04/09: JOHN. COOKIES. NOW.
08/03/09: ==>
08/03/09: ==>
08/03/09: Rose: Hit John in the head with box to get his attention.
08/02/09: JOHN YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO GET THEM
08/02/09: THE HAG MENTIONED COOKIES. PURSUE HER.
08/02/09: YES I WILL HAVE TO AGREE WITH THE FLOAT HAG ABOUT THAT.
08/02/09: ==>?
08/02/09: ==>!
08/02/09: A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN. ==>
08/02/09: ME?? ==>
08/01/09: ==>
08/01/09: [S] GO ON. ==>
07/31/09: ==>
07/31/09: INTERROGATE THIS MADWOMAN.
07/30/09: Rose: Pester John.
07/29/09: [S] WHAT THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS
07/29/09: INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE.
07/29/09: THE DOOR, JOHN. LOOK AT THE DOOR.
07/29/09: Rose: Plug in your laptop.
07/28/09: Rose: Defile tomb.
07/28/09: Rose: Hurry and activate the generator!
07/28/09: ==>
07/28/09: FINE. NOW WHAT
07/28/09: NOW REPAIR THE HAMMER.
07/28/09: GATHER THE SCATTERED BITS OF YOUR LARGE HAMMER.
07/27/09: OK.
07/27/09: WHAT ABOUT THAT CARD.
07/27/09: ==>
07/27/09: NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS.
07/26/09: THE BOX!!!!!!
07/26/09: BACK IN
07/26/09: PUT THE BUNNY
07/26/09: YOU SAID
07/25/09: [S] JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT ON!
07/24/09: ==>
07/24/09: Rose: Forget the W and make haste to the mausoleum.
07/23/09: [S] GET UP JOHN, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER.
07/23/09: ==>
07/23/09: Rose: Use umbrella.
07/23/09: Rose: Exit.
07/22/09: [S] ==>==>==>!!!!!!!!!
07/22/09: ==>!!!
07/20/09: JOHN TURN AROUND!!!!!
07/20/09: Rose: First, be the pony. Second, trample Mom.
07/20/09: ==>
07/19/09: [S] Rose: Youth roll right out the front door.
07/16/09: READ YOUR BOOK. STAY WARY OF THESE FOES.
07/16/09: THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
07/16/09: JOHN, PURSUE ADVERSARY INTO THAT ROOM.
07/16/09: ==>
07/16/09: Dave: Get phone.
07/16/09: Dave: Answer chum.
07/16/09: Meanwhile, in the past again.
07/15/09: ==>
07/15/09: ==>
07/15/09: Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a roll.
07/13/09: ==>
07/13/09: Rose: Head out the back door.
07/13/09: ==>
07/13/09: Rose: Captchalogue velvet pillow.
07/13/09: Rose: Think of ways to one-up mother.
07/13/09: ==>
07/13/09: Rose: Captchalogue W.
07/13/09: Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache.
07/12/09: ==>
07/12/09: ==>
07/12/09: ==>
07/12/09: Rose: Investigate richly colored object in middle of screen.
07/12/09: Rose: Peek inside kitchen.
07/11/09: Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements.
07/11/09: Rose: Grab the Eldritch Princess.
07/11/09: Rose: View Mother's solid copper vacuum statue.
07/11/09: Rose: Go downstairs to the kitchen back door.
07/11/09: Rose: Psychoanalyze mother's love of wizards.
07/09/09: ==>
07/09/09: ==>
07/09/09: Dave: Look out window.
07/08/09: ==>
07/08/09: ==>
07/08/09: ==>
07/08/09: ==>
07/08/09: ==>
07/08/09: Dave: Turn off the fan.
07/07/09: ==>
07/07/09: Dave: Clean up the juice.
07/07/09: Dave: Take towel.
07/07/09: Dave: Search the bathroom for something slightly less damp.
07/07/09: Dave: Captchalogue damp towel.
07/06/09: ==>
07/06/09: Dave: Get a towel or something!
07/05/09: Dave: Captchalogue sword.
07/05/09: Dave: Allocate sword to strife specibus.
07/05/09: ==>
07/05/09: ==>
07/05/09: Dave: Take sip of the apple juice, despite what John said.
07/03/09: [S] ==>
07/03/09: Dave: Play some hauntingly sick beats.
07/03/09: TROUBLING. INVESTIGATE THIS.
07/03/09: ==> ??
07/03/09: JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING. STOP DOING NOTHING.
07/03/09: Dave: Answer chum.
07/03/09: Dave: Save your place, read it later.
07/03/09: Dave: Skip ahead a hundred pages or so.
07/03/09: SS: Climb ladder and exit hideout. Implement nefarious plots
07/03/09: Use Occam's Razor on plans and schemes.
07/03/09: Midnight Crew.
07/03/09: Dave: Check the latest page of the Midnight Crew.
07/03/09: ==>
07/03/09: Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your interests.
07/02/09: ==>
07/02/09: ==>
07/02/09: Dave: Access Pesterchum and pester John.
07/01/09: Dave: Take juice.
07/01/09: Dave: Examine jar of unknown yellow substance in the closet.
06/30/09: Dave: Take box.
06/30/09: Dave: Check the blue box.
06/30/09: Dave: Examine closet.
06/30/09: ==>
06/30/09: Dave: Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable.
06/30/09: Dave: Get the damn beta and save your friend's life!
06/30/09: Dave: Quickly retrieve arms from cinderblocks.
06/29/09: Examine room.
06/29/09: Try again.
06/29/09: Enter name.
06/29/09: What??
06/29/09: Rose: Confront mother in hall.
06/26/09: [S] ==>
06/25/09: Rose: Take items and proceed downstairs.
06/25/09: ==>
06/25/09: ==>
06/25/09: ==>
06/25/09: Rose: Consult the grimoire.
06/25/09: Rose: Knit plush cuddle-cthulhu to soothe nerves.
06/24/09: ==>
06/24/09: Rose: Allocate knitting needles to strife specibus.
06/24/09: Rose: Recaptchalogue your items!
06/24/09: Rose: Equip grimoire to strife specibus.
06/24/09: Rose: Knit laptop cozy to shield your laptop from the rain.
06/23/09: ==>
06/23/09: THE GREEN TEXT WAS ATTRACTIVE. NOW VIEW THE RED TEXT AGAIN.
06/23/09: WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS THAT THIS CHUM SAYS?
06/23/09: RIDICULOUS FOLLY. INEXCUSABLE.
06/22/09: ==>
06/22/09: Rose: Pick up car.
06/22/09: THE PURPLE TEXT IS LESS IRRATIONAL THAN THE RED TEXT.
06/22/09: ENOUGH STRANGE POETRY FROM THE RED TEXT.
06/22/09: INDULGE THE DEVICE. BUT BE CURT WITH IT.
06/22/09: IGNORE THIS WOMAN'S ANTICS.
06/20/09: ==>
06/20/09: DO AGAIN AS PURPLE WORDS SAY.
06/20/09: Rose: Remove cruxtruder from doorway.
06/20/09: INSPECT HAG ASH INCIDENT.
06/20/09: ==>
06/20/09: ==>
06/20/09: JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A DISTRACTING MANNER.
06/20/09: Rose: Prototype sprite with Sassacre text.
06/20/09: DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
06/20/09: ==>
06/20/09: Rose: Prototype sprite with Betty Crocker box.
06/19/09: Rose: Check status of battery.
06/19/09: ==>
06/18/09: ==>
06/17/09: Years in the future, but not many...
06/16/09: ==>==>==>==>==>
06/16/09: NO DON'T DO THAT. HOP OFF THIS LEDGE ON TO THAT CAR.
06/16/09: THESE BORING MEN ARE UNINTERESTING.
06/16/09: ==>==>
06/16/09: NOW TAKE IT.
06/16/09: FINE. PROCEED AS YOUR LEVEL OF COMFORT DICTATES.
06/16/09: BOY I SAID MAKE HASTE ON THE NARROW CATWALK!
06/16/09: JOHN RUN ACROSS PRECARIOUS PLATFORM SWIFTLY.
06/16/09: ==>
06/16/09: I SEE. ==>?
06/16/09: JOHN. RECYCLE THE GRIST AS WAS DICTATED BY YOUR COHORT.
06/16/09: WAIT. TAKE THAT. THE BLUE WOBBLY THING.
06/16/09: DO AS THE PURPLE TEXT SAYS. TO THE BALCONY.
06/16/09: FIRST, TAKE THE FABRIC ITEM ON THE FLOOR THERE.
06/15/09: NOW JOHN. RESPOND TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT.
06/15/09: FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR QUARTERS.
06/15/09: BOY, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.
06/13/09: [S] YOU THERE. BOY.
06/12/09: BOY.
06/12/09: ==>
06/11/09: [S] ==>
06/10/09: ACT 2 ==>
06/09/09: Years in the future, but not many...
06/07/09: END OF ACT 1
06/07/09: [S] John: Take bite of apple.
06/05/09: ==>
06/05/09: Rose: Remove blocks.
06/05/09: John: Take totem to alchemiter.
06/05/09: Rose: Put bathtub back.
06/04/09: Rose: Remove door from hinges.
06/04/09: ==>
06/04/09: Rose: Access laboratory wifi network.
06/04/09: Rose: Stack laptop on Grimoire to maximize elevation.
06/04/09: Rose: See what you can observe.
06/03/09: Rose: Try to connect!
06/02/09: Rose: Hurry up to that observatory.
06/02/09: Rose: Go through door.
06/01/09: ==>
06/01/09: Rose: Sneak by.
06/01/09: ==>
06/01/09: Rose: Tiptoe to observatory.
06/01/09: Rose: Go explore the house.
05/31/09: Rose: Take book.
05/31/09: Rose: Examine book on desk.
05/30/09: Rose: Get laptop.
05/30/09: Rose: Look out window.
05/30/09: Rose: Captchalogue knitting supply bag.
05/30/09: John: Tell Liv Tyler you love her before impact.
05/28/09: [S] Rose: Play a haunting refrain on the violin.
05/28/09: Rose: Get violin.
05/28/09: Rose: Stroke writing journal and mutter, 'My precious...'
05/28/09: Rose: Writhe like a flagellum and puke on your bed.
05/28/09: Rose: Retrieve arms from the purple box.
05/28/09: Examine room.
05/28/09: One more time.
05/28/09: Enter name.
05/26/09: ==>
05/25/09: ==>
05/25/09: ==>
05/25/09: ==>
05/25/09: John: Activate lathe.
05/25/09: John: Use cruxite dowel on totem lathe.
05/25/09: ==>
05/25/09: ==>
05/25/09: John: Take cruxite to totem lathe.
05/25/09: John: Use pre-punched card on totem lathe.
05/23/09: John: Answer chums.
05/23/09: John: Run to your room and contact TT through Pesterchum.
05/23/09: ==>
05/23/09: TT: Revise bathroom.
05/23/09: ==>
05/23/09: John: Attempt to ingest a unit of build grist.
05/22/09: John: High-five Kernelsprite.
05/22/09: ==>
05/22/09: ==>
05/22/09: ==>
05/22/09: John: Switch modus and use telescope to inspect sky.
05/21/09: ==>
05/21/09: ==>
05/21/09: John: Put cruxite on weird pattern on alchemiter.
05/21/09: John: Captchalogue telescope.
05/21/09: TT: Explore Atheneum.
05/21/09: John: Use pre-punched card with the alchemiter.
05/21/09: ==>
05/21/09: [S] ==>
05/20/09: TT: Drop maimed harlequin into Kernelsprite.
05/19/09: ==>
05/19/09: John: Captchalogue fanciful harlequins.
05/19/09: John: Get card.
05/19/09: TT: Deploy Pre-punched Card.
05/19/09: John: Get cruxite.
05/19/09: John: Turn wheel again.
05/19/09: ==>
05/19/09: ==>
05/19/09: TT: Pick up sledgehammer.
05/18/09: John: Hit Cruxtruder with sledgehammer.
05/18/09: John: Scold TT.
05/18/09: TT: Put bathtub in driveway.
05/18/09: John: Examine wheel on the Cruxtruder.
05/17/09: ==>
05/17/09: John: Might as well check out the Cruxtruder.
05/17/09: John: Answer chum.
05/17/09: ==>
05/17/09: John: Get sledgehammer and card.
05/17/09: John: Hop down the hole.
05/16/09: John: Investigate.
05/16/09: ==>
05/16/09: TT: Grab the soiled toilet.
05/16/09: John: Look through telescope.
05/15/09: John: Examine Alchemiter in a cautious manner.
05/15/09: John: Go out to balcony.
05/15/09: John: Install Pesterchum.
05/15/09: John: Get PDA.
05/15/09: TT: Deploy Alchemiter.
05/15/09: TT: Deploy Cruxtruder.
05/14/09: John: Stand in corner.
05/14/09: ==>
05/14/09: TT: Open Grist Cache
05/14/09: John: Examine Totem Lathe.
05/14/09: TT: Deploy Totem Lathe.
05/14/09: TT: Open Phernalia Registry.
05/14/09: ==>
05/14/09: TT: Revise room.
05/12/09: TT: Put the bunny back in the box.
05/12/09: TT: Select bunny.
05/12/09: TT: Select John.
05/12/09: TT: Select stuff in yard and move it back into room.
05/12/09: ==>
05/12/09: John: Get the card.
05/12/09: TT: Drop chest.
05/12/09: TT: Zoom out.
05/12/09: TT: Select magic chest.
05/12/09: ==>
05/09/09: [S] ==>
05/09/09: John: Press [ENTER]
05/09/09: John: Check Pesterchum window.
05/09/09: John: Look at monitor.
05/08/09: John: Check status of Sburb beta.
05/08/09: ==>
05/08/09: John: Use the razor on the red package.
05/07/09: ==>
05/07/09: John: Captchalogue glass shards.
05/07/09: John: Pick up package again.
05/07/09: John: Get razor.
05/07/09: John: Open up that package!
05/06/09: ==>
05/06/09: John: Might as well grab those cuffs.
05/06/09: John: Get more stuff.
05/06/09: John: Get other cake.
05/06/09: John: Pick up two items.
05/06/09: John: Put down razor.
05/06/09: John: Switch back to Stack Modus.
05/05/09: John: Apply Fetch Modus to Sylladex.
05/05/09: John: Get free Fetch Modus.
05/05/09: John: Read Data Structures book.
05/05/09: John: Bone up on data structures.
05/05/09: ==>
05/05/09: John: Install the Sburb beta.
05/04/09: ==>
05/04/09: John: Open browser and go to mspaintadventures.com
05/03/09: [S] John: Check Pesterchum.
05/03/09: John: Admire "Failure to Launch" poster.
05/02/09: John: Go to bedroom.
05/02/09: John: Retrieve your items.
05/02/09: John: Remove PDA, envelope and package from cake.
05/02/09: John: Go to bathroom and grab a towel.
05/02/09: John: Retreat upstairs!
05/01/09: John: Combine the cakes to make a double decker cake.
05/01/09: John: Get cake on couch.
04/30/09: John: Exit kitchen.
04/30/09: John: Take envelope.
04/30/09: John: Take package.
04/30/09: John: Take PDA.
04/30/09: John: Abscond.
04/29/09: ==>
04/29/09: John: Take the cake!
04/29/09: ==>
04/29/09: John: Captachalogue pie tin.
04/29/09: John: Equip disguise for defense.
04/29/09: John: Retrieve the package and flee to your room!
04/28/09: [S] STRIFE!
04/27/09: ==>
04/27/09: [S] John: Enter.
04/24/09: John: Go back into the kitchen.
04/24/09: John: Spy in the kitchen.
04/24/09: John: See if your father left the mail in the car.
04/24/09: John: Leave a surprise for the mailman.
04/24/09: ==>
04/24/09: [S] ==>
04/23/09: John: Check mail.
04/23/09: John: Exit.
04/22/09: John: Attempt to leave the house.
04/22/09: John: Play 52 Pick-Up.
04/21/09: [S] John: Play haunting piano refrain.
04/21/09: John: Captchalogue captchalogue card.
04/21/09: John: Examine captchalogue card.
04/21/09: John: Combine second pipe with clever disguise.
04/21/09: John: Upgrade costume with hat from hat rack.
04/21/09: John: Examine father's desk.
04/21/09: John: Go in the study.
04/20/09: John: Find dad and retrieve mail.
04/20/09: John: Read Colonel Sassacre's text.
04/20/09: John: Captchalogue doll.
04/20/09: John: Throw present wrap in fire.
04/20/09: John: Inspect burnt paper on the floor.
04/19/09: John: Attach arms to doll.
04/19/09: John: Go back downstairs.
04/19/09: John: Check message.
04/19/09: John: Check Pesterchum.
04/19/09: John: Examine 3rd and 4th walls of room.
04/19/09: John: Go get fake arms again.
04/19/09: John: Put urn back.
04/19/09: John: Combine ashes with urn.
04/19/09: John: Captchalogue ashes.
04/18/09: John: Open large present.
04/18/09: John: Examine oversized gift.
04/18/09: John: Combine father's pipe with clever disguise.
04/18/09: John: Topple urn.
04/18/09: John: Fondly regard cremation.
04/18/09: John: Toss GameBro into fire.
04/18/09: John: Examine fireplace.
04/18/09: John: Admire harlequins.
04/18/09: John: Go downstairs.
04/18/09: John: Leave room.
04/18/09: John: Wear disguise to fool dad.
04/18/09: John: Get funny glasses too.
04/18/09: John: Captchalogue magician's hat.
04/17/09: John: Captchalogue GameBro.
04/17/09: John: Read article.
04/17/09: John: Examine GameBro Magazine.
04/17/09: John: Captchalogue Colonel's big book.
04/16/09: John: Report progress to TG.
04/16/09: John: Select "HAMMER".
04/16/09: John: Allocate hammer to strife specibus.
04/16/09: John: Combine fake arms with cake.
04/16/09: John: Answer chum.
04/16/09: John: Set Pesterchum status to "bully".
04/16/09: John: Captchalogue fake arms again.
04/16/09: John: Read COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING TEXT.
04/16/09: John: Examine games on CD rack.
04/15/09: John: Forget it. Check mail later.
04/15/09: John: Go outside and check mailbox.
04/15/09: John: Examine mailbox.
04/15/09: John: Look out window.
04/15/09: John: Open message.
04/15/09: John: Open Pesterchum.
04/15/09: John: Examine incoming message.
04/14/09: John: Eat cake.
04/14/09: John: Examine calendar.
04/14/09: John: Examine Deep Impact poster.
04/14/09: John: Examine Con Air poster.
04/14/09: John: Nail poster to wall.
04/14/09: John: Use hammer/nails on poster.
04/14/09: John: Combine the nails and hammer.
04/13/09: John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.
04/13/09: John: Take nails.
04/13/09: John: Acquire hammer and nails. They will come in handy.
04/13/09: John: Take poster.
04/13/09: John: Read note on drawer.
04/13/09: John: Examine Problem Sleuth Poster.
04/13/09: John: Equip fake arms.
04/13/09: John: Captchalogue smoke pellets.
04/13/09: John: Examine contents of chest.
04/13/09: John: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.
04/13/09: Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST.
04/13/09: John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
04/13/09: Examine room.
04/13/09: Try again.
04/13/09: Enter name.
04/13/09: Homestuck